Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Demi Moore Crushed About Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis


I think Demi Moore needs to get out of this funk she is in. If it is a substance abuse thing, then work on your recovery and I support you, but if this funk is because Ashton Kutcher is seeing other people and has moved on, then you need to give yourself a break and move on too. This is Ashton Kutcher we are talking about here. If he had not got lucky with That 70's Show he would be working at a Home Depot somewhere in the Valley talking about how he used to be a model in Iowa and is working on some things. Has a great idea about punking celebrities on camera. Oh, you mean like Candid Camera but with celebrities? How about helping me find that seal so my toilet doesn't leak. Apparently Demi is heartbroken that Ashton is dating Mila. Get over it. He was dating way more people while you were married and it didn't seem to bother you that much until the end when he wasn't sharing. You are a very attractive woman and there would be a lot of guys out there who would love to go out with you. If you think they will all be old guys, then just look at Sharon Stone and who she is dating. Sure, she has to help out with things and pay for dinner and tickets and a few other of life's expenses, but she gets him to walk around without a shirt on and she invites all her friends over to touch. You could have that too. You couldn't have that with Ashton. Move on already. You have spent way too much money on yourself to keep staying inside all the time. I'm not sure you get to claim all that surgery as a business expense if you stay inside.


49 comments:

  1. Another reveal? Or, did he already reveal this.

    You know Enty, if two reveals a year is not enough we would be more than happy to get them quarterly!

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  2. As there's absolutely no context whatsoever with this story, I have to ask. What is she doing to show she's in a funk?

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  3. If Demi Moore wants to be in a funk, let her be in a funk. She has a roaring career waiting for her, with glittering world-changing blockbusters waiting to be made? I missed that. She was in St Elmo's (was she?) and she sexually violated Michael Douglas (still grateful to her for degrading that creep) and she was a witch. And -- Goodness sakes, her career is spotty.

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  4. I think she actually looks good in this pic.

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  5. "If he had not got lucky with That 70's Show he would be working at a Home Depot somewhere in the Valley talking about how he used to be a model in Iowa and is working on some things."

    LOL.

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  6. I think that's a reveal. Don't know what she would have done though. Demi is too skinny but I find her beautiful.

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  7. Ashton may be a douche, but he's obviously got some savvy $$ skills, because he hasn't done anything since That 70s show which'd warrant a sustainable career.

    Really like Demi Moore in some of her lesser known films. She did a movie with Michael Caine called Flawless (_not_ the De Niro/Philip Seymour Hoffman-as-a-drag-queen film) that was pretty good. Also, she had a couple of memorable scenes in Margin Call. Not sure why she hasn't had more work like this. Too unreliable on set, maybe? But I've never heard that about her.

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  8. She resembles Angelina Jolie in that pic.
    I second what Enty said. You are beautiful. Move on. Plenty of fish in the sea, lady.

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  9. Demi Moore needs to realize she is an adult now and needs to behave like one rather than a heartbroken teenager. It's embarrassing really.

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  10. Harsh, but true.

    And we wasn't just a model is Iowa, he won the model of the year award (can't help but thing of Zoolander) and was doing some big campaigns. As much as I can't stand him, he does have some business savvy. I just wish those Nikon ad would go away forever.

    I do hope Demi can pick her self up and get back to some work. I think she has some talent other than tweeting.

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  11. Yes Demi you are beautiful, let Mila have your sloppy seconds and take all that money you get from Ashton and buy a new life.

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  12. LOL Enty. I envision Demi calling up Sharon for some mega-bitch lessons. Madam Sharon will take her shopping and slap her around like Ryan Gosling did for Steve Carell in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

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  13. There has to be grieving time after a loss, and everyone's amount of time is different. Her problem is she just needs to find constructive ways to deal with it until she's ready to move on. I think she really loved him.

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  14. some obsessions last a lifetime. I don't think she will ever be over him.

    I think she thought they would just seperate for awhile and get back together once the media glare died down. She never exepected him to not come back.

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  15. He broke her heart. I'm sure there's more than just me reading this that gets that. Just wish everybody that has to move on does so at their own pace and realizes brighter days will come.

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  16. Has there been any news on their "divorce"? Wasnt it wildly speculated that they werent technically married anyways

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  17. Demi is entirely too old to be acting like this. Pining over some talentless shmohawk and doing whip-its until you pass out isn't setting a great example for her daughters. No wonder they won't fuck with her at this point..

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  18. Agent **it-- ITA w/you re: Aston broke her heart! When you REALLY get your heart broken, there's no time limit to recovery. It can take a LONG time when you give your ALL only to have it blowup in your face...

    And, Em Eye, I LOVE your cute avie!!!

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  19. Anonymous8:33 AM

    If I were Demi's life coach, I'd tell her:

    1. Go to rehab for 90 days.

    2. Hire a good therapist.

    3. Work toward reconciling with her daughters.

    3. Move out of the home she shared with Ashton. She has the money to do so.

    4. Work with her agent to find a good TV pilot for her. Get a show on AMC or Showtime.

    5. Parlay her newfound TV fame into some indie film projects.

    She has what it takes to relaunch her life. But she has to stop feeling sorry for herself.

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  20. I wouldn't say Kutcher has done nothing since "That 70's Show". He's the male Katherine Heigl, appearing in one good, bad or indifferent romcom after another. No Strings Attached, What Happens in Vegas and A Lot Like Love were really good ones. The Butterfly Effect and The Guardian were good dramas. I really like his screen persona & don't get all the hate for him.

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  21. Heartbreak is the worst. It's bad enough when you are not famous, but I can't imagine what it would be like when you're famous and your ex is plastered all over the media.

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  22. Why get so bitchy toward her? Sheesh.

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  23. Oh good lord, let her grieve in peace. Broken hearts don't heal overnight. Her daughters are all past the age of 18, they can take care of themselves or go see daddy while mom gets her shit together. Moms are human beings, too. I was a mess for two years after my husband left. She'll come back, stronger than ever.

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  24. Yeah, I'm with those who understand what it means to get your heart ripped out of your chest and stomped on. It takes a long time. I believe the mindless whoring on Asshats part she expected but when you connect with someone you worked with years ago, that appears much more serious and a real threat. Hope she spends some time with some good girlfriends, cries, drinks a little wine and learns to love herself again. It can be done. As an aside,my husband and I were each others support after hard breakups. See how THAT turned out. We used to wish our exes would end up with each other because they were both such miserable, shitty human beings. It helped us heal.

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  25. Gee whiz, I'm glad no one was observing me when I was getting over my last boyfriend, and that wasn't anything close to a marriage.

    My advice to her is to find a man close to her own age. Unless it's all about sex and a sexy chest and just for fun, which is fine if that's what you know you want. But most younger men are always going to feel a little weird about being with an older woman, especially 15 years difference.

    Doesn't work the other way, which sucks but is just reality.

    There is a LOT to be said for being in the same age cohort as your spouse/partner. I dated much older and much younger. My husband is just 8 months older than me, and it really does help us to understand each other.

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  26. @jaariel - thank you! I googled "cutest cat" and that's what I found.

    @layna - may I add an SNL appearance, making light of recent events, to that list?

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  27. Its gotta be rough having a broken heart in a fishbowl. Its hard to get back on the horse when you don't know what you want, who you are as a person and don't feel worthy.

    Hollywood must be rough these women seem to suffer such low self esteem. It must be like swimming with sharks...IJS

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  28. Just to repeat from yesterday--since this is actual gossip--my friend visited the set during the shoot of the Jobs biopic and approved of Ashton's portrayal of Jobs. And he/she should know.

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    1. As much as I don't care for Ashton. I thought he would do a good job. I think he is actually taking this seriously and wants to show everyone he can be better than his worst, which is all anyone is seeing lately.

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  29. Oh WAHHHHHH. Too bad, get over it. YOU married a much-younger male person (can't exactly call him a "man") now deal with the inevitable consequences.

    Grow some fucking self-respect and get on the dating train...meet some nice men who will like you for YOU. There are MANY very fine silver foxes out there, you vapid moron.

    The Pity Party is OVAHHH. Open your eyes!

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  30. @ uberpooper--

    The "bitchy" is because she should have the world by the fucking balls. We "regular people" have REAL LIFE issues to get through every day out here in the real world. And there she is, has it GREAT in the greater scheme of things, and should be snapped out of it and get on with life.

    Plus, a woman who wants/needs a much-younger man...there's just something a little "off" about. JMO.

    Probably has never been treated properly by a real MAN, for one thing.

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  31. I think her ego is bruised as much as her heart. This chick has an out of control ego. Or had one.

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  32. "Has a great idea about punking celebrities on camera. Oh, you mean like Candid Camera but with celebrities? How about helping me find that seal so my toilet doesn't leak."

    LOL. Damn.

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  33. Hear, hear Enty. This is turning out exactly as anyone would predict. Ashton was probably Mila's first crush. No one is going to be able to tell her anything and Ashton will take full advantage of that. I don't even blame Mila here because she's seeing him from the eyes of a 14 year old. Ashton was bound to leave Demi sooner or later and Demi should not take that personally. Now it's up to Demi to pull herself together. Success is the best revenge and she still looks great. I'm routing for her.

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  34. Oh demi, so he left! its gut wrenching- your sisters support you! Wee know hes a jerk. Now take Layna day's advice which is perfect. And tell your daughters if they want ashton, they can have him, cause you done and done! And throw in some stuff about labor and delivery, ungrateful kids!! lol

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  35. Is this the reveal of the actress who has been hiding while she gets her botched plastic surgery repaired?

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  36. I don't know why but I was cracking up while reading this..."you could have that too" lol.

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  37. I never found Demi attractive. Kinda cute, sure, back with Ghost and Blame It on Rio. She does have acting skills.

    Hollywood does not have much for older actresses. I hope she hasn't blown her money, becomes realistic, and gets over her sadness.

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  38. She is pathetic if she is still pinning for that idiot.

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  39. Layna, you give fabulous advice.

    Personally, getting over a relationship gone bad takes a lot of time for some people. So, I don't get all the hating on Demi regarding seeing Ashton with Mila. Plus, if Demi was the dumped rather than the dumper coupled with her substance issues and issues with her daughters, it seems like she has every right to have some woe-is-me moments. Hope she gets it together.

    Also, you can make fun of Ashton, but he does seem to always be working (He's in a new Canon Camera ad like every week), and he was able to take his talents and cash in. I can't fault him for that. Plus, you can hate on his Punked idea, but that shit brought him tons of money. So did Beauty and the Geek. He's probably a lot smarter than he looks/acts.

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  40. ^ I meant Nikon cameras. Sorry.

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  41. Holy crap you guys. Have a heart. She loved him enough to marry him. She's allowed to be heartbroken and grieve just like the rest of us.

    It's not exactly that easy for her to "get back on the dating train." Not unlike Jennifer Anniston post-divorce, the tabloids are pretty much stalking her. How hard is a first date when you don't have paparazzi popping out of bushes? If you're not already tabloid fodder, as a guy, do you want to become tabloid fodder? If she dates anyone in the biz, how would she know if he was really interested in her vs. in the publicity he'd get. Dating is tough enough when you aren't famous.

    Cut the lady some slack.

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  42. For someone with fairly limited charms, he really is the luckiest douche bag in the world.

    Move on, Demi. Find yourself a nice businessman who will dote on you and settle down.

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  43. Be kind. She comes from not-so-flash background, climbed out of it by her looks only, her life's identity and self worth has been based on her appearance.Rejection is tough.

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  44. I guess I'm having a difficult time with the concept that Ashton was the love of her life, she was married to Bruce Willis and I think he's a darn sight more worthy of being depressed over losing that Ashton frigging Kutcher.

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  45. I think it hurts her more than the other girls because Mila looks like a younger version of Demi and she knows he has been crushing on her for years. He used to have that same crush on her.

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  46. So it said he wasn't sharing in the end. We're they doing threesomes? Gotta wonder if she just went along to keep him for the sake of the relationship if that was the case.

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  47. Yes, reveals on Halloween and Easter please!

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