Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Today's Blind Items - Strange Fetishes
This actor is A list. All movies all the way. I don't think he has ever made even a guest appearance on a scripted television show. He kind of thinks he is above that. He is actually a big snob. Oh, and if you are a man, and a fan, he is probably not going to talk to you. If you are a female, and under the age of 22 or 23 or an older woman with the kink he loves, then he will. Chances are, he will also bug you incessantly until you give in and sleep with him. Our actor probably has some of the strangest fetishes around. Lots of people probably have one or two of them, but he has so many. He likes to be demeaned by women, but only if you are a different ethnicity than he is. He likes the full treatment. Being abused, yelled at, some torture. Making him wear women's clothes. Whatever you are open to, he will be too. Oh, and he is willing to pay for it. He sees nothing wrong in paying to get what he wants. He loves playing school girl and teacher. He does the spanking in this one but more often than not that lasts about five minutes before he is the one who wants to be on the receiving end. Because he has been famous for so long he got bored a long time ago with picking up random women and sleeping with them and needed more. His agent told him he needed an actual relationship so he gave it a try but that didn't work because the woman he picked, although gorgeous, would not do anything he wanted so he would rarely call her and just went through the motions for awhile. She wanted to marry him and he laughed at the idea. He spends a great deal of time watching porn and then tries to find the most outrageous stuff he sees online and then tries to make it happen in his own life. I think this one should be revealed.
Obviously Patton Oswalt.
ReplyDeleteA-list, all movies, single, 30s-possibly 50s.
ReplyDeleteWhy can I not get this?
Leave my boy PATTON alone !!!
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack
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ReplyDeleteI think we're looking for someone at least in their 40's.
ReplyDeleteLike @jetfuelgenius's guess -- Cusack
ReplyDelete" I think this one should be revealed."
ReplyDeleteI think that means it's a dead guy.
I say cusack
ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix?
ReplyDeletehaha - love the patton guess! Read like Clooney to me, but doesn't quite fit. Tv and all...
ReplyDeleteSean Penn? He's pretty twisted!
Damn this is going to be one of those when revealed, " oh yeah him" arrgh why am I drawing a blank?!?
ReplyDeleteLeo Di Caprio?
ReplyDeleteLeo was on Growing Pains.
DeletePacino? DeNiro?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if either have done tv ever and can't google because I'm at work and this is my 30 seconds of free time:)
Colin Farrell?
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant?
ReplyDeleteSean Penn guest starred on Friends once.
ReplyDeleteI thought Deniro cus of his love for Black women but he is married and has had been tied to several different women.
ReplyDeleteLike the Hugh Grant guess with the woman linked with being Hurley but didn't he just have a kid?
Farrell is a man whore who has a direct line to Valtrex after sleeping with Spears, Lohan, Hilton and a slew of porn stars
I say Hugh Grant too. Pretty woman - Liz Hurley or Jemima Kahn?
ReplyDeleteWoman of different ethnicity - Divine Brown?
A look at Cusack's credits does in fact reveal 0 appearances on TV shows. He has a voice credit on 1 Frasier episode and a TV movie, and that's it. All movies otherwise.
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant has a lot of Brit TV credits early in his career, and other than in name, is he A list still?
ReplyDeleteI have to say these " fetishes" are kind of vanilla. Cross dressing, humiliation and some role play? Pah-leeease! Let me know when he's hog tied with a ball gag, nipple clamps and electrocuted in the private parts.. Then I may think he has a fetish or two..
ReplyDeleteI guess Joaquin did a lot of tv spots as a kid. There goes my guess.
ReplyDeletecusack has never married and hasnt had much for a serious romantic relationship either.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the "strange" fetishes are. The BDSM stuff isn't strange, nor is the cross-dressing. I saw some Taboo show where people have a balloon fetish. Now THAT was one I'd never heard of!
ReplyDeleteI have no guesses for who this is, but totally hope it's someone seemingly-benign like Jack Lemmon or Mr. Rogers-types.
@Amber - That Taboo show was great! And the guy who got off to his car...priceless.
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell did a guest appearance on Scrubs a few years back. Plus he's supposedly really down to earth and willing take pics and sign autographs at anytime with fans.
ReplyDeleteI like John Cusack for this one.
Patton was on united states of Tara, for one, I know there's been more. Imdb, baby!
ReplyDeleteAnd Leo DiCaprio was on that old TV show with Allan Thicke and Kirk Cameron when he was a kid. Not him.
ReplyDelete@ surfer "that old TV show" You mean Growing Pains? You must be a youngin'!
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke.
ReplyDeleteThat one applies to so many Hollywood actors, if you change few things can apply to George Clooney, Jared Leto (gorgeous being Cameron Diaz) and so many others ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteGeorge and Jared both got their start in tv, News. Sorry.
Delete@ surfer & space - I LOVED LDC on Growing Pains. He played Luke and I had a massive crush on him. I'm pretty sure I also had a crush on Raphael the Ninja Turtle, too, so take that for what it's worth.
ReplyDeleteWell Raphael was the bad boy :)
DeleteFSP - I never saw the car one! I wonder if they're on Netflix or something. The robot guys kind of just made me sad.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack = A-list, though? I mean, I like the guy's work, but... I don't really think of him as A-list.
ReplyDeleteI like hugh grant for this
ReplyDeleteCusack's recent stuff isn't by and large A list worthy, though I do love Hot Tub Time Machine. However he still prob can have projects greenlit on name alone, and many of his past roles have a lot of pop culture significance, so I think yes, A list.
ReplyDeleteYES, spacecowboy! Thanks. I was having a brain fart and couldn't remember the name, lol.
ReplyDeleteI see nothing wrong with any of this...
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant?
ReplyDeleteHere's John Cusack's dating history - seems like he's had his fair share of long term relationships (by hwood standards)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1244/john-cusack/
Who's Dated Who
Nicholson or Pacino.
ReplyDeleteIf he likes to be dominated in bed he's going to be the powerful, strong dominating type in real life. Like @Jeneral's guess, Nicholson. It wouldn't be a softspoken man, he has to be kind of an asshole.
ReplyDeletepacino
ReplyDeleteThere was a blurb on TMZ recently about Pacino - they caught him on video coming out of some office building in L.A. and he was very gracious to the cameraman. I realize it might be different since a camera was on him, but he sure didn't seem like a snob.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is NO WAY in hell Cusack is A list. Not on this planet.
Pacino sounds right for this. And yeah, a lot of men who are dominant in the real world love to be dominated sexually. I know this for a fact.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm digging the Sean Penn guess for sure. I'm with whomever said that when revealed I'll be like "oh yeah him!" I got that vibe when Iread the Sean Penn guess.
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves
ReplyDeleteRobert DeNiro.
ReplyDeleteEddy Murphy. Only the tv-stuff doesn't fit. ARGH
ReplyDeleteOh my bland. This is beginner level stuff. Google roman and red showers. Some shit is nuts.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Jim Carrey but he got his start on TV.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, when you are a new actor (like leo and jc) you will take anything. Maybe he means, 'never does tv since he became a success.'
I like the Cusack and Leo guess too.
I really, really want this to be Hugh Grant because I totally want him to beg me to dress him up.
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ReplyDeleteWho's Patton Oswalt. I never even heard of him. He most definitely isn't A list.
ReplyDeleteI think Matt Dillon. John Cusack I know for a fact is a huge pig on set, so you never know...could maybe be him.
The Patton guess was a joke, but I love him. Check out United States of Tara on Netflix. Great show featuring him as the put upon brother in law.
Delete@ Amber
ReplyDeleteThe car guy one is on youtube. I think it was strange sex and not taboo.
Hugh Grant likes women to pee on his hands, so I've heard, so it could well be him, though he has done TV.
ReplyDeleteHahaha yawnathon.. Exactly
ReplyDeleteI am going to guess a little differently and say Ralph Fiennes. The "he is above that" and "snob" comments made me think of him because the movies he does are on the highbrow side. Grading him as an A may be generous but again because of the movies he's been in I'd go there. Also he spent some quality time with Angelina Jolie, so that makes me go hmmmmm as well.
ReplyDeleteHahaha yawnathon.. Exactly
ReplyDeleteIsn't John Cusack GAY!!!Didn't he come OUT THE CLOSET about 3 years ago? And since when is he Alist???
ReplyDelete@yawnathon I should not have googled those showers LOL.
ReplyDelete@yawnathon I should not have googled those showers LOL.
ReplyDeleteumm... John Cusack was engaged to Neve Campbell for several years before they broke up, he's had several longish relationships.
ReplyDeleteChris Evans
ReplyDeleteI like the Cusack guess. Kind of unrelated but I heard Drew Carey likes to be humilated in bed. It was on that a-list gossip site.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure sex is ALWAYS humiliating for Drew. Lol
DeleteI'm with Jeneral: Nicholson
ReplyDeleteGoing with Cusack. Wasn't he the one who got off on smelling an Elle magazine writer's armpit during an interview? He may not be making A-list movies but he's arguable A-list.
ReplyDeleteNot Sean Penn. He also did an episode of "Two and a Half Men."
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ReplyDeleteLurks Loo- Ralph Fiennes was on Whatch What Happens live and he was hilarious. Not snobbish at all. He read gay Harry potter porn live on the air. So funny!
ReplyDeleteI do agree that Ralph Fiennes seemed pretty down to earth in his jammies on WWHL, but I also think Lurky Loo is on to something with the "above it all" comment. Remember when Ralph was caught joining the mile high club?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Mel gibson
ReplyDeleteDenzel Washington?
ReplyDeleteDenzel is married...or has been.
ReplyDelete@crila16 He's one of the funniest working comedians alive.
ReplyDeleteHe's done a ton of tv (King of Queens, United States of Tara) and predominantly movies (Young Adult, Big Fan, etc.) You probably know him as the voice of Remy the Rat from Ratatouille.
Reveal this Saturday, Please!!!
ReplyDeleteUnless A LOT has changed since Tigerland Collin Farrell is a very nice person ( and a great kisser). Not an asshole, not a freak, did have a rough time with the drugs and drink there for a while. But he's sober, at least the last i heard from freinds in the know, and does a lot of charity behind the curtins.
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ReplyDeleteI like the Mel Gibson guess. BUT YOU HAVE TO BLOW HIM FIRST. HE DESERVES IT!
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be a Repubican. They are all bent. How about Grammer?
I like the Mel Gibson guess. BUT YOU HAVE TO BLOW HIM FIRST. HE DESERVES IT!
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be a Repubican. They are all bent. How about Grammer?
This strikes me as Quentin Tarantino. He acts as well as directs and has a well-known foot fetish. I can see him wanting to be spanked and called a naughty little girl.
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt is pretty funny at times and he has been on so much stuff you would probably categorize him more as "hey I know that guy" status. But he has never been A list and I would argue that he probably would not wish to be A list either.
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine Cusack as being considered A list either, although he certainly seems to fit the blind description. To me A list is very popular even without hits - like Bruce Willis or notoriously famous-like Travolta, or major hits - Cruise, Pitt. Those are not guesses, just IMHO.
Keanu..he tried dating Charlize
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt is pretty funny at times and he has been on so much stuff you would probably categorize him more as "hey I know that guy" status. But he has never been A list and I would argue that he probably would not wish to be A list either.
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine Cusack as being considered A list either, although he certainly seems to fit the blind description. To me A list is very popular even without hits - like Bruce Willis or notoriously famous-like Travolta, or major hits - Cruise, Pitt. Those are not guesses, just IMHO.
I have no idea who this is but just wanted to say that Cusak is A list in my little world.
ReplyDeleteMe thinking Cusak (yes, he's still A-List, is considered able to open a movie and has big foreign value)...or Pacino. Who will always and forever be A-List.
ReplyDeleteI think the line about "scripted television show" is a clue. What are some unscripted shows? Could it be someone who guested on SNL?
ReplyDeleteI know he is supposed to be gay, but what about Jake G.?
ReplyDeleteOk it KILLS me to even suggest this. I love love love him, but maybe Adrien Brody?
ReplyDeleteWon Oscar for The Pianist, had a 3 yr relationship with Elsa Pataky.
Has to be somebody who is dying if Enty says this one should be revealed?
ReplyDeleteI think they're saying "this one should be revealed" because it's a guest Enty today.
ReplyDeleteJust my thought.
ReplyDeleteWait!!! Cusak came out of the closet!?!?!? No way. This is him. He has been sniffing panties and wearing them since he was a teen!
ReplyDeleteWait!!! Cusak came out of the closet!?!?!? No way. This is him. He has been sniffing panties and wearing them since he was a teen!
ReplyDeleteI've seen lots of innuendos that Cusak is gay but I think that's just wishful thinking on the part of some.
ReplyDeleteI remember him being a popular guess for the underarm sniffing thing but I'm pretty sure that was revealed to be someone else.
I know he's not the subject of this BI, but Christian Bale is said, by an ex-LA dominatrix, to be into submission and humiliation - being done to him, that is, not him doing it. Also Mena Suvari and ex-hubby. She was the sub.
And I agree with whoever upthread exclaimed about the tameness of these "fetishes". Small potatoes, compared to some.
I really like the Cusack guess. As much as I like his films I know he's a massive entitled dick, so I can see this happening.
ReplyDeleteGibson's a good guess. I could see Enty hate-revealing that. Also I didn't see anyone say Nic Cage, any particular reason? He's fruity coco puffs, can't think of him ever being on tv, famous a long time, and didn't he date some random asian cocktail waitress?
ReplyDeleteI thought him at first, but he's married to the waitress and has been for a while, I think.
DeleteQuentin Tarantino
ReplyDeleteWhy not Jack Nicholson?
ReplyDeleteLord, I hope it is someone under 50 and interesting.
ReplyDelete"if u are male and a fan, he wont talk to you"
ReplyDeletePossibly someone with a huge gay following?
For all of you just throwing guesses against the wall to see if they stick:
ReplyDeleteAl Pacino has WON TWO EMMYs!
Patton Oswalt was a regular on King of Queens for its entire run!
Kelsey Grammer played Frasier Crane for two decades!
Mel Gibson has produced, directed, and guest starred on his own series!
Robert DeNiro has appeared on several made-for-TV docs for Sept 11...
It's not any of them...
Although I'd hardly call either of them A list, here are some names:
ReplyDeleteDane Cook
Owen Wilson (??? whichever one tried to commit suicide, it's that one)
Both of them have expressed interracial interests and both have a lot of fetishes. Too lazy to Google research it for you (blame the wine) but it's out there.
Mel Gibson
ReplyDeleteRalph Fiennes.. The blog said " scripted " tv show which leads me to believe maybe tv but not a traditional sitcom and or drama situation...
ReplyDeleteI REALLY like Hugh Grant for this one. A well known kink lover, and hasn't he said on a few occasions recently that he would rather not act - kind of finds it beneath him (snob)???
ReplyDeleteCould totally see him liking to dress as a naughty British schoolgirl, and we know he's never had a problem paying for it.
Gerard Butler.
ReplyDeleteWhy should this be revealed? It's nobody's business.
ReplyDeleteThe worst fetish I've ever heard of is the people who get off of watching women wearing spike heels crush small animals to death. That's some sick and twisted shit. BDSM doesn't have anything on that.
ReplyDeleteI like the John Cusack guess.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds so much like Clooney, but it's probably not him.
ReplyDeleteI want to say Edward Norton, but I get the feeling this is someone who's been in the business a long long time. Longer than Ed has...
ReplyDeleteNot sure if Cusack is a list, but I swear I have read something about him being into strippers that weren't his ethnicity.
ReplyDeleteI haven't got a clue about this one. I'll wait for the reveal. Colin Farrell, Hugh Grant, John Cusak, Leo Di Cap, have all done TV. Please reveal this Ent.
ReplyDeleteObviously not Clooney. He did a little show called ER that was on for a few years, and all.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Nona- Nic Cage. He's never been on a TV show (a couple TV movies) and he's a total cuckoo bird. He's been married a couple times, but both marriages were rumored to be rather unconventional relationships themselves.
Owen Wilson - only voice work on tv. Dated Kate hudson.
ReplyDeleteI like the QT guess, but he was on an episode of The Golden Girls as an Elvis impersonator.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Nic Cage- my friend met him not long ago in new orleans (he was actually IN the cemetery where he had that weird pyramid tomb thing built) and he not only talked to her but was very friendly and took a photo with her. She was in her late 30's at the time and w/ her husband. (ie: not early 20's and not interested in sleeping w/ him)
ReplyDeleteI'm going w Bradley Cooper
ReplyDelete@Mooshki re small animal fetish: That is so not cool.
ReplyDeleteI thought Cusack was the answer to the blind about being impotent or asexual?
ReplyDeleteDef Cusack.
ReplyDeletei think it's ryan o'neal by the words "chances are" he had a movie entitled chances are and robert downey jr was there too. but it's not him obviously because he has a serious relationship with SJP back then...
ReplyDeleteit;s just a guess though :)
Mooshki and company: please don't educate me on fetishes, the kinkiest thing I read online is dlisted and since the review of "The Human Centipede" I've been wary.
ReplyDeleteNot Keanu: he's not snobby and did tv in Canada
Not Hugh: he and Liz were inseparable for a long time
Not Nick Cage: married to the waitress and other long relationships
Wasn't Owen Wilson the Butterscotch Stallion and wanted to spend hours licking buttocks?
I think this is definitely John Cusack.According to Wiki and IMDB he has only done film.Plus you never hear of him being in a relationship. If you read his biography on IMDB and some of the quotes he has made he doesn't come across as snobbish at
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