Monday, October 22, 2012

Blind Item #5

What celebrity mom who is more famous for the A lister she married than any other possible reason finally got time to spend with her kids alone. It was also the first time she was not being watched by a sober coach. She spent the hour with her kids in front of the television and drinking two bottles of vodka. When the time came to pick up the kids our mom was passed out on the floor and the kids still watching television.


33 comments:

  1. Brooke Mulller (sp?)

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  2. Definitely Brooke, but I call bullshit on drinking two bottles of vodka in one hour - unless they're little mini bottles, I don't see how that's even possible without dying.

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  3. What kind of vodka? If it's Popov, she's in trouble.

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    1. LOL! I remember Popov from my poor college years! It's lethal!

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    2. Oh God. Papov. That's some of the first stuff I ever drank (high school). I just dry-heaved thinking about it!

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  4. Those poor children.

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  5. Lol @ Sugar!

    I like the Brooke guess.

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  6. How sad...cant imagine anyone consuming 2 fifths or more in an hour n I thought Brooke's vice was crack?

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  7. That's so sad, no mom should deny herself loving her kids no matter what goes on in their lives.

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  8. It doesn't say that she actually finished two bottles of vodka. Definitely Brooke though. What a mess.

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  9. So by guessing Brook - your saying Sheen is A list? Seriously?

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  10. Sheen is probably A+ list. How many other actors do you know that can have 90 additional episodes of their show ordered?

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  11. Man, shes got it bad.

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  12. Two bottles in one hour? Nope. Agree with @Cathy.

    Or maybe they were airplane bottles...

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  13. I'm getting pains in my liver just thinking about knocking back two bottles of vodka.

    http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/Practitioner/pocketguide/pocket_guide2.htm

    According to this, a fifth contains 17 drinks. How could a woman Brooke's size drink 34 drinks????

    Obviously, she should never be left alone with those kids again.

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  14. Agreed with everyone that two fifths of vodka re not possible in one hour but airplane bottles are too small to warrant passing out. I vote for two mid size bottles and yes, this is Brooke IMHO.

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  15. Maybe there was only 1/4 of the first pint and she didn't make it through the second?

    Anyway, whoever it is will never get any sympathy from me. That's child neglect for one thing. Plus she finally gets to see her kids and she chooses to get smashed instead of interact with them. She doesn't deserve to see those children. Send them back to Denise.

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  16. This is pretty sad whomever it is.

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  17. Funny how Denise Richards turned out to be the sanest person in this situation compared to Charlie and Brooke. Denise should raise those twin boys.

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  18. Brook, of course. Sad. :(

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  19. Come on people - alkies get PINT bottles for when they have "situations" they have to do/go to. And I could easily see someone drinking 2 of those, which would be plenty enough to pass out.

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    1. I was thinking the same thing. I know 2 severly alcoholics who can open their throats and drink a full pint before coming up for air. These are the types of drunks who can have a BAC that would kill most people.

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  20. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Charlie Sheen's ex Brook.

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  21. @CarolMR
    and Sambora and family :)

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  22. Poor Brooke, though I think Enty (or his source) is exaggerating. Won't be long now for her to get back on crack.

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  23. Brook and what @Princess said.

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  24. Probably 2 mickeys (I don't know what you call them in the status).

    Those little 6-10 dollar bottles with 6-10 shots in them.

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  25. Obvs Brooke. So sad. Wish she could kick her issues. Did she have issues before Charlie?

    You know it's bad when Charlie looks like the good parent.

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  26. As someone with an alcoholic mom, this makes me terribly sad.

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  27. um is this a blind from my childhood?

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  28. I drank 3/4 of a bottle in an hour one new Year's Eve and never made it out to the party. Passed out with my head in the toilet and woke up at 4:00 am. No wonder that year was so shite.

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