What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too.
curlyhairslacker---The Clooney/Cindy guess is probably better than mine. But Enty calls this person a 'celebrity', not an actor. You're probably right though.
I just like the idea of curvy, mature, 'English Rose' hookers flitting about Sir Richard's compound, desperately trying to channel Kate!
I'm with Renoblondee. Simon and Julianne. There was that recent BV about the A list celeb, trying to steal the girlfriend of his A list co-worker (or something on that idea), and then was going to throw it in his face. Funny thing is, I don't think Ryan would care, since Julianne is most likely only his beard.
Well wasn't Simon just recently dissing Julianna by not inviting Seacrest and his 'trashy' girlfriend to a big party? I don't think Julianna wants Simon...too old. And as they say...Rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac!
I like George Clooney, I really do. But as high minded as he wants us to think he is, I will never, ever forget that he was once on Facts of Life. NEVER EVER EVER.
I think it's Simon. Every time I see photos of his lovely travel companions I shudder. Are there any men aboard, or is he the star of this episode of The Love Boat?
Have you guys seen the commercial for George Clooney and Rande Gerber's new tequila? George wrote and directed - pretty cheeky
The Simon/Julianne one?
ReplyDeleteRichard Branson/Kate Winslet...
ReplyDeletej/k no idea, just wanted to be FRIST!11!
but...maybe?
aww clooney still with the cindy crawford fixation?
ReplyDeleteLeo?
ReplyDeleteOh no, I'm SECOND.....*SOB*
ReplyDeleteDelete that post, I'm Lindsay Lohan!
Are there any NORMAL people in Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteIf it is Simon that is one long ass vacation he's been on. And how do you pay someone to act like Julianne Hough?
ReplyDeleteTell her to do some bad acting as she does the cha cha.
Delete@Christopher, I don't think so, I think when you enter that town you must hand in your moral compass
ReplyDeletecurlyhairslacker---The Clooney/Cindy guess is probably better than mine. But Enty calls this person a 'celebrity', not an actor. You're probably right though.
ReplyDeleteI just like the idea of curvy, mature, 'English Rose' hookers flitting about Sir Richard's compound, desperately trying to channel Kate!
All I can add to this is that I wish I was on a tropical vacation right now. Preferably one with Zac Efron.
ReplyDeleteRichard Branson and Helen Mirren.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Leo w/Miranda Kerr being the one he wants to steal?
ReplyDeletethe person you want to "steal"? What - this guy is interested in kidnapping someone?
ReplyDeleteYes, lets hear more about that!
ReplyDeleteI thought George Clooney was more interested in Rande Gerber than Cindy...
ReplyDelete"Escorts" is gender-neutral
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Leo want to steal that bisexual young lady? or something?
ReplyDeletei like every guess but i prefer Simon/Julianne and Leo/Miranda guess
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Clooney/Cindy Crawford the whole way.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Leo/Miranda too, but would he be considered a "celebrity?" I would definitely consider him an actor
ReplyDeleteI'm with Renoblondee. Simon and Julianne. There was that recent BV about the A list celeb, trying to steal the girlfriend of his A list co-worker (or something on that idea), and then was going to throw it in his face. Funny thing is, I don't think Ryan would care, since Julianne is most likely only his beard.
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell
ReplyDeleteSKOR is right, the blind is gender neutral. Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteIm not sure about Simon as Meg , Sinitta and a few other of his fairy lights are there with him??? Id say Leo/Miranda steal her away from Orlando!
ReplyDeleteWell wasn't Simon just recently dissing Julianna by not inviting Seacrest and his 'trashy' girlfriend to a big party? I don't think Julianna wants Simon...too old. And as they say...Rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac!
ReplyDeleteI totally read this as Simon and Carmen. She couldn't be there, so he hired women who looked/acted like her.
ReplyDelete@ L'auteur - I'm sniggering at your comment.
ReplyDeleteI like George Clooney, I really do. But as high minded as he wants us to think he is, I will never, ever forget that he was once on Facts of Life. NEVER EVER EVER.
Leo an Mirs
ReplyDeleteLet's say you bear a striking resemblance to Cindy Crawford or Miranda Kerr... Wouldn't you just make a living as a model?
ReplyDeleteI vote Simon with Julianne fixation. Blonde escort who's pretty but not a legendary beauty and can also dance a bit? Gotta be a dime a dozen.
fits with leo and miranda kerr.
ReplyDeletei don't get the clooney guesses. he doesn't 'steal' women and stacy's with him when he vacations, no?
I think it's Simon. Every time I see photos of his lovely travel companions I shudder. Are there any men aboard, or is he the star of this episode of The Love Boat?
ReplyDeleteHave you guys seen the commercial for George Clooney and Rande Gerber's new tequila? George wrote and directed - pretty cheeky
keith urban
ReplyDeleteperson he wants to steal: carrie underwood
Keith urban is not A+. Hes not even A list.
ReplyDeleteLeo and he paid for the hoes cause he can't have Miranda, Miranda chose her family
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