July 27, 2012
#2 - This now almost A list television actress on a hit network comedy recently split from her husband. He said that her most annoying habit is that when she has sex she sings. Really softly, but she does sing and does it the entire time. Even if you tell her to be quiet she starts again after a few seconds.
Zooey Deschanel
Lmfaon
ReplyDeleteI remember this. Wasn't it obvious?
Nooooooo!!! That is so goddamn annoying! Who would actually do that? Seriously?!?!!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I loved this blind. Glad it's her. She's annoying.
ReplyDeleteThis was well guessed. I wonder what she sings?!
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's how she keeps the beat.
ReplyDeleteHopefully it's not the song about cotton. . .
ReplyDeleteYou mean he didn't think it was adorkable?
ReplyDeleteImagine that. ;)
I wonder if she does "It's Cold Outside", like in Elf, because she has a date-rape fantasy?
ReplyDeleteThat's the joke (Rainier Wolfcastle voice again)
Haha! Almost all my comments are done in a Dave chappelle as Rick James voice .. It's my automatic go to. Bitches!
DeleteI hope she sings Baby, It's Cold Outside all year round.
ReplyDeletethat's sooo funny! her show is her life!
ReplyDeleteOne mind, @ Libby
ReplyDeleteNice one Momster!
ReplyDeleteLol this is crazy, what an annoying habit.
ReplyDeleteShe annoys the crap outta me. This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHH!! I feel like I should like her and sure she's cute and quirky but damn - she is way more annoying than cute. This would annoy me to no end!
ReplyDeleteThis one is hilarious! Does she sing about what they're doing? I keep picturing the way she sings on the new girl. Like her ring tone. Now i have the giggles. All the other blinds were meh but this one is awesome!
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously dying to know what she's singing.
ReplyDeleteI think it could be quite lovely and tender actually.
ReplyDeleteThe first time maybe. It would be very off putting to me.
DeleteShe can do that all she wants if i was with her. Love me some Zooey!
ReplyDeleteI really can't stay
ReplyDeleteBaby it's cold outside
I gotta go away
Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd drop by
So very nice
I'll hold your hands their just like ice
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby it's bad out there
Say.. what's in this drink?
http://www.salon.com/2012/12/10/is_baby_its_cold_outside_a_date_rape_anthem/
Haha anytime I've called it the date rape song, I've been frowned at.
DeleteI can see her doing this, just like in Elf. Wonder if it is the same song?
ReplyDeleteI can only hope she doesn't sing like me...well, I don't sing...I caterwaul.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is a rhythym thing...? *shrugs* Not the strangest sex thing I've heard.
i'm not much of a fan of this oh im so adorkable trend but wow that must be annoying in bed
ReplyDeleteWell, whenever he - you know, when he came... he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!"
ReplyDeleteInstead of saying something normal like, "Oh, God," or something normal like that. I mean, it was pretty creepy! And I told him I thought so, but he just, he just couldn't stop, he just, he just couldn't stop, he just... couldn't stop.
Heh. I was just thinking of that scene. LOVE Afterhours.
DeleteI find her cute and annoying at the same time. How is that possible?
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm LMFAO too," la la la LAA la,,, the hills are aliiive... "honey ssshhh you're ceeping me out,..." hmmmm hmmm hmmhmmmm... so frickin weird. "
ReplyDeletekaren got it in 2!
ReplyDeleteThis makes me laugh...such silliness!
ReplyDeleteI read this recently, just wanted to explain what seemed to be a date-rape joke.
ReplyDeleteI copy/pasted the lyrics; I think it's really misspelled.
Maybe she sings some whack songs to freak him out. Like "Hit 'Em Up Style" by Blu Cantrell.
ReplyDeleteHoliday in Cambodia: For serious? That's hilarious, You've got me rolling on the frickin floor with that one! Surrender Dorothy??!!!! seriously, tears, rolling, down, my cheeks, so funny! Surrender DorothYYY!!!!
ReplyDeleteBen Gibbard knows ball gags exist, right?
ReplyDeleteOr stick his penis...or put a pillow over her face.
DeleteMy favorite comment of the day!!
DeleteGrody + hilarious, but so not surprising.
ReplyDeleteSinging in bed. While doing the deed, beyond strange. The line between the characters she plays and her life are very blurry apparently. I was sure she was the one who liked bondage!
ReplyDelete@Holiday - AWESOME After Hours reference. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI bet she wears opaque tights in bed as well.
ReplyDeleteLibby, that song has always creeped me out. She and Him do a version where She (Zooey Deschanel) sings the rapey verses. It isn't half bad!
ReplyDeleteThat has got to be one of *most* annoying habits I have ever heard of.
ReplyDeleteHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOmg, if it was a scene from New Girl I wouldn't have been surprised.. but really? That anyone does that.. And such a turn off, imagine it!
'I am almost there, lalalalalalalaalalalalaaa *voice goes higher and higher*' TERRIBLE
@ Libby, my husband is always like, "uh, do people actually listen to the lyrics to this song?"
ReplyDeleteShe's too awesome!
ReplyDeleteHey, Puggle--That link I posted has RICARDO MONTALBAN singing it in an old movie, when he was young.
ReplyDeleteIt IS creepy.
(Yes, KAHN in all his forms is always all-caps.)
Okay, I get it now, @Holiday, I thought you were making a personal reference to your own life experience, definitely gave me the giggles though!
ReplyDeletehahaha I remember this being a really obvious one, but hilarious none the less.
ReplyDeleteI can picture her singing Christmas carols and trying to harmonize with herself.
Betsy that one has me rolling on the floor laughing with my New Years day cocktail.
ReplyDeleteThe touch, the feel of cotton. The fabric on our bed.
ReplyDeleteMy Mum, just upon my mentioning the name, just used an old Scots expression "Creepin' Jesus, I would never tire of punching her in the face. What a daft woman!"
ReplyDeleteTell us how you really feel Mum!
"Baby it' s cold outside" Ella and Satchmo version, on my top 10 list.
ReplyDeletelol, disco!
ReplyDelete...'the fabric of our Hanes'
Kinda romantic.
Jason Blue Eyes comment original comment on the post has me giggling now that we know Kaley reads the site.
ReplyDelete@ Anna: I saw that movie in 1986-87 with my now ex-wife. I had been a virgin when we started seeing each other, and I did that for a few weeks after we saw the movie and then from time to time over the next 20 years or so.
ReplyDelete"Creepin Jesus" will be added to my repertoire, a cousin to my "Christ on a cracker" quip.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, it's a favourite in my family. Just be prepared for people to ask if you're from Glasgow (online only, since, if it's in person, nobody can miss Glaswegians)!
DeleteSo what about making out? Is she just humming then? Trying to picture this (not in that way!)
ReplyDeleteYou guys are on a roll today! HAHA
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern had a parody of that song a few weeks ago making fun of the lyrics it's crazy how date rapey they are......the parody has lines
ReplyDeleteIike ...." the handcuffs are here" , " the duct tape is near" it was funny only because it highlighted how bad the song is not because date rape is funny.....Anyway I remember Zooey being the main guess for this blind it's pretty strange
Yeah the singing would be weird, which is odd because I'm usually a big fan if a woman wants to do a little humming...
ReplyDeleteThis is funny to me. I get irritated by her and when she is described as 'adorkable' I see red. I dunno why.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand her or her fake little band. I love M. Ward's music when he's solo but she's such an awful singer that she ruins She & Him. Plus I love Ben Gibbard so there may be a little more hate going to her than warranted hahahah
ReplyDeleteLOL @ manifest!
Finally someone I have heard of! I watched Elf last night on Amazon. I'm more familiar with Zooey from the tabs and several movies than as a TV actress.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It: Ella and Louis rock that song. How anyone can think of it as a date rape song is beyond me. It's totally flirtatious and of the time. The "nice" girl must make all the requisite protests to protect her reputation before gleefully succumbing to his charms.
Still love Zooey (music, movies, tv) but I will a tiny bit less if another blind I read was about her. Not scandalous, just rude.
ReplyDeleteI guess she could go all kinky with her songs too:
ReplyDeleteSinging in the Rain
Cleveland rocks
I Get a Kick out of You
The various Oompa-Loompa songs
Whistle While you Work
My Favorite Things
Working in the Coal Mine
It's amusing and horrifying at the same time. Maybe she should just stick to the "no/yes" song from History of the World?
She is too precious for her own good.
ReplyDeleteWell, Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw really bring the date rape aspect of this song to life, especially if you know how creepy he was in interviews this past summer when promoting his summer tour with her....
ReplyDeleteBut she is just so adorable! Isn't it cute when a nearly 40 year old woman talks baby talk and sings? I bet she wears a tutu too.
ReplyDeletePoor Zooey. I tried, but I just can't with her. I've always been suspicious of her infantile act, but now I'm wondering if she's actually mental.
ReplyDelete@Betsy...LOL! I picture her singing Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" in her annoying kid voice.
ReplyDeleteShe irrationally irritates me...but I love her sister.
Maybe he's not good in bed so she sings "My Favorite Things" Whenever he does _______, I simply remember my favorite things, and then [it] doesn't feel so bad."
ReplyDeleteI think she has a lovely singing voice, but this is a little weird.
ReplyDeletePicturing Zooey singing Blu Cantrell made me giggle. :)
@Libby - I had never thought about that song being date rape, but it is a little creepy in reading the lyrics.
ReplyDeleteI found this link on Cracked, 8 Romantic Songs You Didn't Know Were About Rape.
If she has enough composure to sing while they're having sex, he's definitely doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteShe irritates the crap out of me! I think I watched ten minutes of "New Girl" when it premiered, but it made me cringe instead of laugh.
ReplyDeleteThere's a woman I know that reminds me of her. She always posts photos of herself being cute and quirky, with "look how cute, quirky and original I am!" -type captions. I'm all for a person being unique, but this just goes into vapid, exhibitionist, Narcissist territory.
I was thinking she was singing The Wheels on the bus go round and round...
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