July 22, 2012
This former almost A list television actress who is now lucky to be a C lister who gets any parts in movies or television but still has almost A list name recognition has some terrible luck with guys. She probably has the worst luck of any celebrity name that you would recognize. She has had her issues in the past. Drugs, booze. An arrest. But, she still gets modeling work and some acting work too. Anyway, the last five guys she has dated. That's right five guys, kind of like the hamburger chain which is where I will now have to eat my lunch have all cheated on her either on their first date or within two days of them going out. Our actress is acting way too desperate for a guy and is sleeping with them all the first date. One of them she slept with when he came to pick her up and later that night he got serviced at a club by another woman. The others have all had their fun and then have had fun with others while still having fun with our actress. She finds out and dumps them, but she needs to change her whole dating philosophy. Hopefully by the time this gets revealed in January she will have found a guy to make her happy.
Mischa Barton
Poor Mischa.
ReplyDeleteOh Mischa. You don't need a dick in your hand telling you to breathe in and breathe out. Oh wait, apparently she does.
ReplyDeleteGirl, get it together!
ReplyDeleteNot a surprise, right?
ReplyDeleteHappy reveal day, my fellow CdaN hens, and a curtsey to timebob, our esteemed mayor.
Poor Mischa nothing has gone right for her since she decided she was too big for the O.C. and was going to be a movie star. Her and David Caruso should have drinks so he can give her some advice to get back in networks good graces.
ReplyDeleteHave some respect, girl.
@libby Happy New Year and tip of the hat to you my deputy!
ReplyDeleteSelf-esteem and self-respect go a long way, sweetie. :/
ReplyDeleteI've never been a fan, especially with the rumours about how she treated her sister, but I must admit I do feel she is totally damaged and a small part of me feels sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteUgh, poor Mischa, but really, another instance of a teen actor being given too much free reign. I know she's not a teen any longer but she was in the OC.
ReplyDelete*CDaN*
ReplyDeleteI'm annoyed my bf is off on reveal day--he like, enjoys my company or some shit....I wanna read reveals with y'all!
My husband just doesn't understand my fascination. At all.
DeleteGeez, she sure knows how to pick them.
ReplyDeleteadventures in life got it in 33 minutes
ReplyDeleteYay! That was the first blind I have ever commented on,lol
DeleteThanks, timebob, and are you saying that David Caruso....
ReplyDelete(whips off sunglasses)
...Should be cast to tame Mischa's tiger?...
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hahahahaha.
DeleteI think I could go for that. Anyone got her number?
ReplyDeleteSad. She has to fix this on her own though.
ReplyDeleteLibby, I am pretending to clean my sons room while I read on my phone. Ok, not pretending really, just moving very slowly. It's more fun to read/post as they are being revealed but doubtful I will last all day.
ReplyDeleteShe's always had bad taste in men dating back to her relationship with douche nozzle davis
ReplyDelete@Libby...feel your pain, girl! I'd hoped to have the house to myself...with my brownies and smoked turkey & chips pita wraps (yes, chips on a samich!)... but nooo! I wanna tell him to go play out in the road or something. ;) Just kidding!
ReplyDelete@libby, LMAO!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Mischa...I hope she finds someone that can help her straighten out her life and stay that way.
ReplyDeleteOk, one blind I actually remember. Is it considered cheating if you've only had a couple dates? Is it exclusive THAT fast? Maybe I just have low standards. LolLol
ReplyDeleteHa! I am hungover, running on 2.5 hours of sleep and my bf is ice fishing. I am on the couch with my phone in one hand, a book in the other.
ReplyDelete:p
Poor Mischa, but she did it to herself.
If I remember correctly, the popular guess was Amanda Seyfried. Wouldn't have known this was Mischa!
ReplyDeleteLuckily, my guy is getting his football freak on...we call it his "football nourishment". ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy new year! Mischa is one hot mess, I do not know what her "career" consists of these days
ReplyDelete@Libby, LOL! Perfect Horatio Caine imitation. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThe one I really feel sorry for is her poor drug addicted, now brain damaged ( reportedly according to the last blind) sister, suicide attempts, multiple rehabs. Misha and Lindsay are in the same boat as far as being big sisters. How can you trade your baby sister for drugs? How can you introduce her to drugs? And older men? Goes in circles is right, she did it to herself. Dumb bitch.
ReplyDeleteGod, you guys. I don't have a boyfriend! *bursts into tears*
ReplyDeleteJoking, hope you get the time you need for your CDAN fix.
Bad choices. Poor girl she does need some guidance. She was so big during the O.C. The fame machine chews you up and spits you out. New poster, long time reader, happy joy for reveal day!
ReplyDeleteGet it together Marissa!
ReplyDeleteAlma is correct; she has to fix this on her own... maybe if she is privy to the reveals, or if a friend/agent points it out to her, she will get a huge dose of reality and use this reveal as the catalyst to get some help retrieving her self respect. Happy New Years beautiful people. The reader photos are sweet! Im excited for today!!!! Peace
ReplyDeleteHey all! First time poster, long time reader here. I absolutely love reveal time. Happy New Year all! And Mischa is a hot mess.
ReplyDeleteI only know my 'joke' from watching The Soup...I'm incorrigible in my joke-theft.
ReplyDeleteLuckily my bf is passed out in bed still and it's almost 2pm! It's his birthday today so he was in rare form last night .. Sleep it off babe I got reveals to read!
ReplyDeleteFancyscreenname I was thinking the same.. How the hell do you get cheated on by someone you went on two dates with ? If someone told me I was cheating on them after two dates I would run so fast!! Bah.. After 2 months they would be trippin! This blind confuses me ..
@Libby Lmao!
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend just woke up and I swear I wanna slip some NyQuil in his drink. I can't believe this dude is just as hungover as me and he just springs outta bed like a pop tart and starts cleaning and shit. Really???? I'm so not inspired... Lol
How on earth is it considered cheating if you are with someone else after dating someone once? Can we be serious here? Are first dates now commitments? This is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHaha Magnus do it! No one should have a pep in their step right now .. Mines still in bed and I've got my phone in one hand and the hangover marathon on tbs. I woke up to a magic tub of fried chicken in the fridge so life is good today.
ReplyDeleteThe only way I would consider it 'cheating' is if he presents himself as single before he slept with her. It's all a lie, maybe there's a better word than 'cheating'.
ReplyDeleteMischa don't worry, you'l find your prince charming!
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