Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 16, 2012

What former A list celebrity who likes to think she does everything well but doesn't really do anything all that great but still manages to be front and center all the time yelled at her boy toy right after they got off a red carpet and told him he was acting like a child and that he was ruining her "carefully crafted image." She sent him back to the car and told him to wait until she was finished.

Jennifer Lopez


39 comments:

  1. Her carefully crafted image is being an asshole. He's not doing anything to detract from that honey.

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    1. Thanks for actually making me spit out my wine while laughing!

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  2. My shocked face is coming out to play.

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  3. Wow doesnt suprise me though

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  4. Way too easy. Give us some hard ones please!

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  5. That totally made me laugh imagining that in my head. Hehe

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  6. Hahhaahaaha Mynerva, you made me laugh so hard with that comment xD
    She is an asshole. Everytime I see her I think of that handpuppet SouthPark episode

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    1. Didn't think of South Park but YES!

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    2. Still one of my top 5 SP funnies, Tom in the closet is 1st!

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  7. She is a total asshole.

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  8. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

    He sucks. Not a bad gig though, being a boytoy to a diva. Better than getting a job.

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  9. Wonder how castration feels. He sure knows. She's a fucking beast. Oh how I wish Jenny just stayed on the damn block. Or remained a background dancer who never opened her mouth.

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  10. Let's see - the nightclub shooting with Diddy, too many marriages to count, Gigli? If that's her carefully crafting an image, I think she needs to rethink her PR strategy.

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  11. "Her carefully crafted image". I smell a sneaky MV outing...

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    1. @astro - I like where your head's at!

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    2. @ astro, Amber - ditto!

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    3. Amber, are you reading the original threads on most of these? I can't stop laughing:)

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    4. Ahh, yes! Nice astrogirl!

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    5. I was thinking about MV too

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  12. Great comment Nola.

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  13. I think I'm loving the responses more tonite than the reveals =) Haha!

    How was everyone's first day of 2013?!

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  14. Casper probably just sat in the limo and watched gay porn on his iPad. No big deal.

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    1. @pretzel logic - comment of the night! Classic!

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  15. Carefully crafted image? Her image is being the possessor of a giant ass. He/Casper has nothing to do with that and how is he possibly going to ruin this image unless he feeds her diet pills?

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  16. @Amber, I read that in Vince Vaughn's voice (from Mr & Mrs Smith)!

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  17. Odd thing is, Ted Casablanca had a blind about her (well, that's what most ppl thought) and it was about her being abused by Skeletor, the protector of bad taste.
    She seems kinda overly assertive, to say the least, when you read this blind. But maybe that's why she switched to a young guy after dating a douche.
    It's kind of a pattern for her I guess.
    Marc Anthony; unknown restaurant guy. Then she started hanging with douche Diddy, then did an unknown dancer. Then Ben Douchebag. After that she gave up and got back with Skeletor. And of course, then AGAIN a dancer. After this guy she is gonna be with a famous douche again! True story.

    (Not sure I got the timeline right though)

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  18. Why do I feel Casper the friendly boyfriend whisperer is on his way out?

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  19. LOL! You guys are so funny!
    But true! LOL.

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  20. Glad I wasn't the only one who read this and thought "OMG MV!!!!" heh

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  21. Anonymous4:20 PM

    What is even weirder is that she was actually nice for a period of time, when she was married to Marc. She treated hotel staff, etc., like actual people.

    Now she's back to being a complete asshole again, so it makes me wonder if Marc was the nice one in the family and he expected her to behave accordingly? He has a reputation for being a controlling douche, but perhaps she needed it.

    Just, ugh.

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  22. It seems to me that she is either dominated or dominates. Is she incapable of having a relationship where the power balance is 50/50?

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  23. I doubt Casper gave a darn when she made him do this. I'm sure he spent all the time in the limo texting his friends rude things about J.Lo and snickering.

    Also, "carefully crafted image"? The only image I have of J.Lo, besides being a snot, is that she is totally 2001. No matter how current she tries to be she really peaked back in those days when she was always wearing those silly velvet tracksuit and hideous high heeled hiking boot things; I still think of her that way.

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  24. I love that Enty wrote "doesnt do anything all that great"! Thats exactly how i think about her!

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  25. "Carefully crafted image?" With a butt-ugly gigolo background dancer? Uh-huh, that's carefully crafted all right - shows her to have about as much self-awareness, taste and discretion as her ass-twin Kim Kardashian.

    Pretty hilarious, actually.

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  26. he's not acting; he IS a child. and he's young enough to be HER child.

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  27. She just bothers me

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  28. I was watching Entertainment Tonight last night and they did a profile of her on tour. The said the song "Dance Again" was the ending number and a "declaration of her and Casper's love" and that during the song, "Casper does a hand stand and even a back flip." For some reason that made me snort with laughter and I had to rewatch it a few times and tried to send it into The Soup.

    I'll give her this. She looks fantastic. I just wish she'd stopped with the glittery saggy crotched jumpsuits.

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  29. She's a piece of shit and doesn't get that karma is following her

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