Sunday, September 16, 2012

Blind Item #1 - Easy

What former A list celebrity who likes to think she does everything well but doesn't really do anything all that great but still manages to be front and center all the time yelled at her boy toy right after they got off a red carpet and told him he was acting like a child and that he was ruining her "carefully crafted image." She sent him back to the car and told him to wait until she was finished.

69 comments:

annabella said...

paris.

PugsterMom said...

Sharon Stone

celebrity gossip hag said...

Jennifer Lopez....duh

Rebecca Baker said...

JLO??

Brooke said...

JLo

tracynator said...

J lo duh.

Sugar said...

Dinah Shore and Burt Reynolds!!!

g.strathmore said...

Yep, Jlo. @Sugar, LOL!

Brenda L said...

"who likes to think she does everything well but doesn't really do anything all that great"

Brenda L. My very own blind. Thanks Enty.

E Gee Be said...

I am sure it is JLo, but I made myself laugh by picturing my girl Martha Stewart doing this!

Brandy said...

JLo

Sarah said...

Jenny from the block

jaariel said...

Haha, I thought Martha Stewart too!
But JLo makes more sense, I guess

Alicia said...

@brenda L ha!

Tru Leigh said...

How 'bout Madge, for something different?

EmEyeKay said...

JLo is considered "former A list celebrity"? Really?

Sunny said...

@E Gee Be
I did the same thing! Yelling at her "boy toy" in that monotonous voice of hers - classic

g.strathmore said...

@BrendaL, LOL!

@Truleigh, I suppose Madonna would fit too.

Let's see...

Jlo: singing, acting, dancing, producing reality tv, clothing line, perfume?

Madge: singing, acting, dancing, music label, film directing, clothing line, fitness center owner

Topper Madison said...

I read it as Madge,but she does do lots of things well. Plus she's still an A+ legend no matter what the young generation says.

I vote for J-Lo.

Dee Lurker said...

Oof, so hard. I really used like jlo's acting, but I also thought "The Bodyguard" was an award-winning movie.

Madonna's ONLY thing she did really well was craft an image.

anyone know of any recent red carpets for either of them?

PugsterMom said...

I thought of JLo but i think she's still considered A list.

Lori said...

J. Lo - "Do it do it, you're doin it well."

Basil said...

My firsst thought reading this was Kim K. But that whole "relationship" with Kanye is part of both their images, so no way he would willingly step out of the spotlight.

Love her or hate her, no way is Madonna "former" A list. She can't sneeze without it getting written about.

So Jenny from the block it is. Not sure what image she has "crafted", but we all know she thinks very highly of herself.

Deborah said...

Miley FTW.

Unknown said...

A list celebs don't judge American Idol. JLO.

AmericanScrewball said...

Please don't let it be Madge. Not to say JLO isn't entertaining or a hard worker, I couldn't see Madonna still caring about her "image." She's the queen Bitch. JLO has a while to go before she can be up there in rank.

ugly leotards said...

No way this ISN'T JLo, and she most certainly is former A list. She's done a fab job cultivating the image of a stuck up, talentless snob. About damn time she's getting knocked off that pedastal.

bekH said...

I'm going with Madonna on this one. I'm sure she believes her image is just where she wants it.

Kathleen said...

Madonna, J-Lo, the two-headed monster Charybdis that is a composite of both Madonna and J-Lo. In my head, this is both of them.

parissucksliterally said...

J Lo!!

Aoife said...

Uh, kinda obvious to me this is JLo but Martha Stewart has a boy toy?! I need to get out more.

lolarose said...

J Lo FTW.....she had a song called "Doin' It Well"

Debutante said...



UGH, definitely J Lopez.

warmislandsun said...

If I were as rich as Martha Stewart, I would have a few boy toys. that being said, this is definitely Jennifer Lopez (said in Cartman voice.) Southpark's Jennifer Lopez is the only Jennifer Lopez I find talented.

C.L.Russell said...

LMAO! That's what she gets for dating a Cosmo pinup! :-)
Seriously though, J-Lo--and when in the freak are her 15 mins gonna ever be up?

Sunnyhorse said...
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cc423 said...

If this is not J-Lo, then I quit...

Sunnyhorse said...

I missed "toy" the first time I read the blind and thought that a mother was scolding her child, hence my guess of Gwyneth. Read it again and realized immediately that it had to be JLo. What an unpleasant woman she is.

E Gee Be said...

Alice, I don't think so, but the crafted image and the haughty manner just screamed "Martha!", even though I know it's not her, it was funny to picture!

Molls said...

JLo.

AlexT said...

Angelina Jolie. Muahaha...

AlexT said...

Angelina Jolie. Muahaha...

Dagny said...

I'm going to try something different and say Gwyneth Paltrow. Carefully crafted image, thinks she does everything well? It sounds exactly like her pretentiousness. I also get the feeling that Chris Martin is quite henpecked. I could be wrong, but that's the feeling I get. So her yelling at him and giving him a "time-out" make perfect sense to me. How many other celebrities are so ridiculously paranoid about being seen as perfect/having the perfect life? That, to me, encapsulates her "carefully crafted image".

Beth said...

Jalopy. Her status is going to drop quickly now that she is no longer on Idol.

Jamek-Annmarie said...

JLO. A website showed her on the red carpet with Casper grabbing her from behind with a playful "bear" hug and she did not look pleased

Anotheramy said...

YAY I GOT ONE

Dianne P said...

I definitely think JLo.

It could fit Madonna, but I think she is in tight control over everything, including her toddler-beaus. I can see JLo trying and failing to keep her little one in check.

astrogirl said...

"carefully crafted image"

Is that an MV hint, within a not so JLo blind?? Very clever Enty.

NYCGirl said...

Acting like a child? Well, what does she expect? :p

Lafawnduh said...

its easily MV!

J-Lo

Susan Bahns said...

huh

musesx9 said...

Jlo...as her song says, "do it well"

astrogirl said...

Susan if you go to the button marked labels on the left undermeath the Design Chicky logo and scroll down to MV in the names, you will find posts all about who MV is. Enjoy, it's a good read.

All about Eve said...

Jenny from the block!

Margaux said...

jlo!

Think for Free said...

Thought this was reese witherspoon but shes married right?

Think for Free said...

Thought this was reese witherspoon but shes married right?

Suzzique said...

huh

Sarah said...

OT great tweets from Lindsay about Amanda:

Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?
then
These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress

WUWT? said...

It reads like JLo, unless the use of the phrase Boy Toy is a clue and not just a phrase. Madonna invented the term.

E Gee Be said...

Sarah, saw that too, what a mess she is!

kfg said...

I can't get past the fact that one of these aforementioned hags thinks she has a carefully crafted image...lol

But then I enjoy a good laugh in the morning.

Anna said...

Cher. Most of us get sandwiches and pickles at the deli. Cher gets boy toys. Bless her shrewd little heart.

carolinec said...

is JLO really not considered A list?? i dont think this is about her, even tho it seems Enty would like for us to believe it is

Alita said...

Re Sarah, I have difficulty believing Lindsay Lohan has a life with no regrets. She's got to be regretsapalooza, with (even more) overpriced tickets, shitty unknown bands (Howie Day will be there), an op-shop (ie 5finger discounted goods from rich and trashy homes), and a freak show (staffed by her family). No regrets, baby!

joymama said...

Susan Sarandon.

Sadie said...

I never get these but anyone can see its Jlo - "does everything well" durp its a line from one of her songs!

kristin said...

I immediately thought Sharon Stone but JLo could work too

nevermindthat said...

JHO!