According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing.
Sad to say Yes i was young n stupid . i knew i had to end it when he started requesting brand and type of pie, not just any pie. Other then that he was perfect. LOL
NO ! This perv wanted the pie trown in his face to finish he couldent any other way. Silly me i thought i had found the perfect guy rich, tall, straight and single little did i know. : )
Wow. No quickies .... Except for at bakers square apparently. LoL.
Was he turned on by pie? Did he watch Americsn pie when he was younger? How did he figure out that this worked for him? So many questions. Was he a clown in a past life?
@ nellie, i would asked him similar questions, bcs i was determine to make it work bcs other than that he was a great guy but all i ever got outa him was that pies turn him on ever since he could remember and tht this was a requirement to be his girlfriend. Did i mention i was young and stupid ? LOL
He liked banana cream pie from polly's, apparently marie callendars pies were not good enough . Ugh ! All this talk about him is making me FB snoop him. See what his freak ass is upto. :)
It must have been terrible to find that out about him. What a strange fetish!! You'd have spent the rest of your life cleaning up after the (tartophile)?
meh I think Shia is crazy like a fox. He cashed all the big checks and then decided he was too good for studio movies and wanted to go indie only and shit on two huge directors. It's real fun to pretend to be poor when you have 50 million in the bank.
Lizzie: how did you find out about it? Did he actually say "you know what? I really think getting a pie thrown at me would help me cum" and how did he start the pie fetish?? The mind boggles
Now I have visions of Lizzie wandering the streets searching for appropriate pie before she could have sex. Like that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine was searching for sponges.
Well, it's harmless role playing, and considering the vast range of other truly disturbing things he could be doing that we read about here every day, all I can do is chuckle.
As strange as it sounds to us, it really is childs play in a kinks world. If this shocks, the stuff that goes on daily would put y'all under. Even scarier, its going on in your neighborhood, your coworkers are doing it and theyve got paraphenalia that would blow your mind.
How reliable is an ex-girlfriend in this matter? I buy that he's a dickhead and I buy she'd want to smear him, but this just seems too weird to be true.
Still having problems with number two in his tween could be seen as a sign of sexual abuse. i know we all like to call him a dick head, but what if his mum sexually abused him since childhood?
How Blue Velvet of him.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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That is so fucking weird.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure everyone got this one!
ReplyDeleteOy!
ReplyDeleteHuh, Shia's completely messed up. Imagine that!
ReplyDeleteOh goodness that was a good one!
ReplyDeleteDisturbing.
ReplyDeleteOh. my. Gerd!!!! wow... that explains alot.
ReplyDeleteNow if he had been calling them "Dad" people would have really been talking.
ReplyDeleteEhh , not that weird i once dated a guy that coulden't "finish" unless he had a pie thrown in his face . True story i swear.
ReplyDeleteOh Lizzie how was that achieved? Did you have pies om stand by?
DeleteSad to say Yes i was young n stupid . i knew i had to end it when he started requesting brand and type of pie, not just any pie. Other then that he was perfect. LOL
DeleteIt had to be thrown at him? He didn't want to just eat pie and have sex?
DeleteNO ! This perv wanted the pie trown in his face to finish he couldent any other way. Silly me i thought i had found the perfect guy rich, tall, straight and single little did i know. : )
Deleteah, Lizzie..#?
DeleteHow the eff does that kink start, or would one go about figuring out that's the only way to finish ? Mind boggling
DeleteWow. No quickies .... Except for at bakers square apparently. LoL.
DeleteWas he turned on by pie? Did he watch Americsn pie when he was younger? How did he figure out that this worked for him? So many questions. Was he a clown in a past life?
@ nellie, i would asked him similar questions, bcs i was determine to make it work bcs other than that he was a great guy but all i ever got outa him was that pies turn him on ever since he could remember and tht this was a requirement to be his girlfriend. Did i mention i was young and stupid ? LOL
DeleteIf it wasnt for young and stupid chicks there would be so much less joy in the world. A lot less hope also.
DeleteLizzie du, you have made my day. That is one of the oddest things I've ever heard!
DeleteSick puppy..
ReplyDeleteThis is so not normal.........
ReplyDeleteNot shocking at all, he's already said if he could meet his mom and marry her he would. So freaking weird.
ReplyDeleteEw. I almost just vommed.
ReplyDeleteEwww!! Disturbia... Sorry, had to.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha!! Shia thinks his mom is damn sexy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518857,00.html
ReplyDeleteTotally not surprising. Totally bizarre.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is seriously disturbed. I believe he even admitted to shitting his pants regularly til he was 12 or something? Yeah he needs help.
ReplyDeletePie play could be loads of fun but someone calling me Mom and sucking their thumb? No. Just...no.
ReplyDeleteHow long did he breast feed??????
ReplyDeleteLmao lizzie.
ReplyDeleteI guess we all have our problems. I don't know to say
OMG the comments here, I'm cracking up over pie. The original comments are pretty funny, too!
ReplyDeleteAnd also, EWWW.
Add Key Lime Pie to rich, tall and straight, and hell yes, I'm in!!! =)
ReplyDeletethis blind item came out just after shia and carey mulligan broke up
ReplyDeleteI still would tho well back in his transformer days. I would have should him a good thumb too
ReplyDelete@dragon, me too. I'm sure we are both hotter than his mom too. Vom
DeleteI'd hit it too and give him a rattle afterwards. lol
DeleteBut where was his thumb before he sucked it?
ReplyDeleteProbably playing tickle me Elmo I'n his pie hole
ReplyDeleteDafuq.
ReplyDeleteLizzie did her prefer one flavor over another? Was he partial to meringues? This is so interesting!
He liked banana cream pie from polly's, apparently marie callendars pies were not good enough . Ugh ! All this talk about him is making me FB snoop him. See what his freak ass is upto. :)
DeleteLizzie..du let us know:)
DeleteHe should totally date Mayim Bialik now that she's single. Sounds like a match made in developmentally stunted heaven.
ReplyDeleteLizzie, was this an "American Pie"-era fetish?
ReplyDelete@Lizzie du
ReplyDeleteIt must have been terrible to find that out about him. What a strange fetish!! You'd have spent the rest of your life cleaning up after the (tartophile)?
OMG all this years i couldent fine the right word to describe him now i know " tartophile" . Thanks tuxedo ! haha
Delete@*higfive* @nothanks.
ReplyDelete@dragon & @no thanks, I would still do him too. Hangs head in shame, turns off light, leaves room, closes door.
ReplyDeleteI would have done Shia around the time he was making Wall Street but now he looks like a homeless junkie and now this!!
ReplyDeleteLizzie was dating Jason Biggs
ReplyDeletemeh I think Shia is crazy like a fox. He cashed all the big checks and then decided he was too good for studio movies and wanted to go indie only and shit on two huge directors. It's real fun to pretend to be poor when you have 50 million in the bank.
ReplyDeleteCaught myself singing during sex again. I believe I'm actually the answer to that past blind.
ReplyDelete@AndyCane...what song?! Nosy Nellie needs to know. =)
ReplyDeleteHa! What a weirdo
ReplyDeleteHey!
ReplyDeleteOk. Yeah I do want to know.
Lizzie: how did you find out about it? Did he actually say "you know what? I really think getting a pie thrown at me would help me cum" and how did he start the pie fetish?? The mind boggles
ReplyDeleteNow I have visions of Lizzie wandering the streets searching for appropriate pie before she could have sex. Like that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine was searching for sponges.
ReplyDeleteYah it was not fun having to stop at polly's twice a week for pie and hope they were not sold out of the banana one. Such madness .., lol
DeleteWell, it's harmless role playing, and considering the vast range of other truly disturbing things he could be doing that we read about here every day, all I can do is chuckle.
ReplyDeleteWell Im glad im not alone!
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer says that's child's play in the kink world. ;)
ReplyDelete@Lizzy I have never in my life heard of such a kink. Sounds like it would be fun the first couple times. It would probably get old fast though.
Way to f uck up your kid, Mrs. LaBeouf!
ReplyDelete@ Lizzie, I way prefer pie kink to John Mayer kink, although blueberry does tend to stain...
Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI think someone he treated badly, or who was yelled at or ignored made up this one for revenge.
ReplyDeleteAs strange as it sounds to us, it really is childs play in a kinks world. If this shocks, the stuff that goes on daily would put y'all under. Even scarier, its going on in your neighborhood, your coworkers are doing it and theyve got paraphenalia that would blow your mind.
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteHow bizarre! So if a woman calls her man daddy is that bad too? Like the chick in Couples Retreat.
ReplyDeleteHow reliable is an ex-girlfriend in this matter? I buy that he's a dickhead and I buy she'd want to smear him, but this just seems too weird to be true.
ReplyDeleteStill having problems with number two in his tween could be seen as a sign of sexual abuse. i know we all like to call him a dick head, but what if his mum sexually abused him since childhood?
ReplyDeletehaving problems with number two in his tween
ReplyDelete@L, what does that mean?
His mother is... Not attractive.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, tho, neither is he!