Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Today's Blind Items

According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing.

56 comments:

PrettyChicagoSailor said...

Shia

RocketQueen said...

Please don't be Brad Pitt.

Lady J said...

Ashton

BigMama said...

ewwwwwwwwwww, ok, can I go with Orlando Bloom....just seems right some how

Paisley said...

Shia? disturbing/Disturbia

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Ewwww. That's some Oedipus Rex shit.

Ryan said...

Shia is VERY close to his mom, but it's not him.

It's Jules Kirby. I have proof.

Erin said...

I'm going with Shia on this. Remember all those comments about how hot his mom is?

hello kitty said...

Off topic

Just a reminder to add the Crazy Days And Nights fan page on facebook.

Dana @ FashionUnder$100 said...

Gotta be Shia

*** said...

Off Topic:

Billy ray and Tish are DIVORCING!!!!

Christine said...

Is Jules Kirby A-list? Meh.

Whoever this is, get.therapy.NOW.

I vote for Shia.

Missy said...

Shia ftw!

Christine said...

Oh, see? I'm an ass. I didn't know who Jules Kirby was. She would be the ex? Anyway, still Sssssshia.

Karmen said...

Eww! What girl in her right mind would date a guy with issues like that? That is every shade of wrong!!

Barton Fink said...

I agree with the people who are disgusted by this. Men don't usually start having this kind of weirdness until they're married.

silenttype said...

But it is okay if we like to be dressed in diapers, right? That is not weird? Just curious, really just curious.

Ryan said...
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Sylvia said...

Ryan, what proof do you have?

Ryan said...

Jules Kirby is the ex. I have proof. Jules Kirby shot Lincoln. I have proof. Jules Kirby Kidnapped herself, Dude. I have proof. Jules Kirby ate the Lindbergh baby. I have proof. Jules Kirby is the reason Daughtry is popular. I have proof. You know who took those sandwhches? It was that damn Jules Kirby. I have proof. Jules Kirby dropped that Baby Ruth in the pool. I have proof. Jules Kirby would not stack books that way. I have proof. It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark outside and Jules Kirby is wearing sun glasses. I have proof. Jules Kirby come up with the idea for New Coke. I have proof.

Ryan said...

I have the best kind of proof. Provable proof. Made of facts and bacon.

Maja. With a J. said...

I feel like Shia is too easy for this blind...*L* But the disturbing comment kind of seals the deal. Gross.

kvr said...

Jules Kirby is some sort of Z list reality star that one time made the insinuation that she was the answer to a blind item by Enty about a girl's mother prostituting her out. She sent a letter to Enty telling him she'd have her lawyer on his ass if he didn't take it down.

We all kinda went... WHO??? So it is like how the guesses on this site used to all somehow work for Ben Affleck... Now some people use Jules Kirby for the same effect.

Ryan said...

What KVR said.

Jules Kirby is the Lemmywinks of pop culture. I have proof.

The Nightmare Child said...

@Ryan - You just raped the Jules Kirby joke to death. Congrats. Now let it rot in peace.



I have no idea who this blind is about. A part of me wants to say this is someone like Gerard Butler...

RocketQueen said...

Lol Ryan.

Dunno how many of you are on Twitter, but there's a "LindsayLohanInJail" person who tweets some hilarious stuff. Anyway, in relation to the Cyruses divorcing, she just wrote:

LindsayInJail
Hey Miley, just heard about your parents... See you soon, girl!

This is my life said...

Ryan, aren't you terrified you'll recieve a threatening email?

FC said...

hellokitty - i searched for a page, but none came up. Can you post a link?

Trish said...

No clue who the blind is about, but this happened to me. Slept with this dude who was all controlling and BDSM, but then afterwards curled up into a little ball and sucked his thumb. Geeee-rosssss.

Mooshki said...

Here's the link to the fan page.

But I thought the Cyruses were the PERFECT family?! My world is rocked!

Orange said...

I can say many things. If you want, I can include "disturbing."

bionic bunny! said...

actually, nightmare, i thought that was pretty damn funny!!

i'm gonna throw out tommygirl. he disturbs the hell outta me anyway!

Interplanet Janet said...

Colin Farrell?

shakey said...

Ryan, you make me LOL. Well done my friend, well done.

Guess Carey's gonna be dishin' quite a bit!

MadLyb said...

The first guess is usually the right one. Shia.

califblondy said...

Thanks for the afternoon laugh, Ryan.

OMG, I hate to think about a single Billy Ray Cyrus hanging out with Miley and her friends.

Basil said...

I'm surprised no one has said Mel Gibson. He is considered A list, but with all that shit happening, the "just barely" could apply. And god knows Oksana is airing the dirty laundry about him, so this sounds like Mel Gibson. Whether it is true or not, I could see her saying something like this to someone "in confidence".

Nicola said...

Shia is BARELY A LIST? Isn't he considered the most bankable star out there now?

Besides, didn't you all read that post about Shia on that groupie website? That boy wasn't calling for his mama.

Nicola said...

Shia is BARELY A LIST? Isn't he considered the most bankable star out there now?

Besides, didn't you all read that post about Shia on that groupie website? That boy wasn't calling for his mama.

Hordaz1_01 said...

In an interview given to Playboy, Transformers star Shia LaBeouf speaks of the sexiest woman in the world today, and that according to him is his mother Shayna LaBeouf. Shia says that his mom an “ethereal angel”. He even goes to the extent of saying that he would have married her if she were not his mother. He has been quoted as telling Playboy, “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

timebob said...

Shia movie Disturbia and every interview where he obsesively talked about his mom.

JessieE said...

why did Bradley Cooper pop into my head RIGHT AWAY?

Sara said...

lol, Carrie Mulligan is getting some revenge rumours out there!

sunnyside1213 said...

RYAN. TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW. LOVE MOM.

TONIc said...

I had a picture of Shia's mother in my memory, but considering all his comments, I figured I had it wrong. So, I googled her...and it was the same woman I had been thinking of. Jeez.

Faith_No_More said...

Jude Law

bitterella said...

Does anyone think Shia was actually serious in that Playboy interview--? He was being clever.

Also, considering all the things I've been asked to do by "normal" men during sex, the mom things and thumb sucking are so vanilla. You kids are totally prude.

Mango said...

I just did a search for Shayna LaBeouf on Google images and Shia MUST have been joking. She's not remotely MILF material.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Ryan, you are my new FB status. I seriously can't help myself.

"I have the best kind of proof. Provable proof. Made of facts and bacon." --Ryan via CDAN

chihuahuense said...

whew, Ryan that was some serious funny shit. And I also lol'ed at Nightmare Child. Good stuff.

This BI is all kinds of wrong...but I gotta say that it is that skank, Shia.

canadachick said...

hah Ryan

Veriance said...

Chris Pine

Karmen said...

biterella - Uhh, how is telling several publications (not just Playboy) that your mother is "sexy" considered "being clever"? That's being gross. Even if your dad is The Old Spice Guy.

BigMama said...

lol @ Ryan - that made my day! seriously. I always thought proof should be made out of bacon and facts

bitterella said...

Karmen - A lot of actors think they are "clever" by saying random shit in interviews, and they almost always regret them later. Look at his mom--do you really think that is sexy?

MCH said...

Hmmm...how is not wanting to sleep with a guy that acts like a toddler in bed prude-ish? That's not the kind of role playing I'd ever want to be involved with.