Tuesday, March 05, 2013
Blind Item #3
I really don't know how he does it. This A list actor divides his time between television and movies. Somehow over the weekend he managed to hookup with this B list celebrity who is drop dead gorgeous. Our actor? Not so much? Kind of looks like a doll that was left behind by some kid at a store and no one ever bothered to call to pick it up. She hooked up with him even though she says she has a boyfriend although the boyfriend really has not been the same since she admitted she had to have sex with a guy to get her most recent high profile job.
Seth Macfarlane for the A lister guy? No idea for the celeb.
ReplyDeleteCharlize isn't B list, is she?
ReplyDeleteNever mind...there's no way she has to have sex to get a job.
DeletePeter Dinklage
ReplyDeleteThe description fits Seth perfectly though
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I think Seth MacFarlane is cute? I know he wears makeup and looks like Peter Brady, but something about him is cute to me.
ReplyDeleteRussell Brand and someonw....? A model like Kate Upton or someone along those lines.
ReplyDeleteSeth MacFarlane IS cute, I totally agree - he does not look like a doll that was left behind, that's more like Shawn White type looks or something (he doesn't fit the blind though).
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't classify Seth M. as an "actor" either. He's more a writer/director/producer/host who also does voice acting. Also, yes he is cute. That said, I have no guess for this.
ReplyDeleteSeth McFarlane is totally fug. He doesn't look particularly masculine to me, at all. The Academy Awards made me realize how limited his talents are, despite how much I like Family Guy. Seth can't rise above his love of crassness.
ReplyDeleteThat said, would we call Seth McFarlane an actor? Or A list?
Would Seth MacFarlane be described as just an actor though? I don't think it's him.
ReplyDeleteSo we have:
ReplyDeleteA list actor - TV and movies
B list celebrity - drop dead gorgeous
B list celebrity's boyfriend
B list celebrity's high profile job
Person B list celebrity slept with to get it
Is Brooke D'Orsay B list?
What about Mel B for the B list celebrity? Maybe she slept with someone to get on AGT?
ReplyDeleteHeidi Klum as b list celeb?
ReplyDeleteA list actor Steve buscemi
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi
ReplyDeleteThe only A List Actor I can think of who's on TV and in Movies is Don Cheadle
ReplyDeleteWhat an incredibly odd description!
ReplyDeleteI think it could be a pudgy actor.
ReplyDeleteSeth is good looking!
ReplyDeleteCharlize is an A+ list...and I actually think Seth is super hot. I would totally date him. He's a hotter looking version of Peter Brady.
ReplyDeleteWould David Spade be considered A list? He fits the doll description.
ReplyDeleteI feel like "drop dead gorgeous" is a clue. As in, who was in that movie? Denise Richards? Is she B? Kiki isn't what I'd call DDG, but she was in the movie, too.
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams?
Zack Galifinakis for the A list TV/Movie actor.
ReplyDeleteI thought Steve Buscemi right away. No idea for the "lady".
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about John C. Reilly? No idea on the girl and HELL yes. Seth McFarland is cute. In no way is he a troll.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Shia because he's pretty busted looking lately and the "doll left behind" reference made me think of Transformers. He did a lot of TV before 2005 or so.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't kick Seth McFarlane out of bed. His boyfriend, though, might have to go.
ReplyDeleteHe's not gay...he got it on with an acquaintance of mine before he was famous. From what I gather, he's quite the freak in the bedroom...
DeleteMcFarlane was dating Emilia Clarke from GoT. I don't know how he managed that one.
ReplyDeleteSeth is very attractive; I would hit it.
ReplyDeleteSeth can get. i wouldnt mind screwing him while he does stew voice
ReplyDeleteSeth is totally good looking!
ReplyDeleteSeth is hot...I can't believe we're even discussing him!!
ReplyDeleteSeth is really yucky looking. Too smug, too shiny.
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi tho.. I'd do him in a hot second. No joke! I think he has real sexappeal.
I'm sticking with Zack G.
ReplyDelete@campchristy, I thought David Spade too.
ReplyDeleteIt's Buscemi (Cheadle is much too handsome). I love him and can understand totally why any woman would go with him (this is not an unusual viewpoint in Hollywood - in RL women love Buscemi).
ReplyDeleteDon't care who the woman is, though.
Oh, and how could anyone find the pancaked-faced, beady-eyed, shit-eating-grin-having, totally douchey MacFarlane attractive? I suppose there's no accounting for taste - I mean, even the horrifying Mickey Rourke still gets women.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sandy, THATS a huge puzzle, rourke getting women. Ugh
DeleteWhen I think of the "doll-like" comment I think of Zac Efron because he is such a pretty boy (and also has those disgustingly long lashes). I dont think I can make him work though.
ReplyDeleteAre there any other major pretty boy actor that could fit this?
I thought Buschemi, too. He works like a fiend, does TV (Boardwalk Empire) and movies, and no one would call him handsome in any way.
ReplyDeleteI like the Heidi Klum guess for the woman, to score the X factor gig. The guy could be anyone, really.
ReplyDeleteYup. Major boner for Buscemi. I'm real-life woman.
ReplyDeleteSexy doesn't have to be about perfect-looking sometimes.
danny devito? not sure if he'd still be considered A list, but maybe just bc he's been around/famous for so long and some huge roles in both tv and movies. plus he's a known ladies man (somehow!!)
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Zach. Buscemi doesn't look anything close to a doll hes straight up ugly.
ReplyDeleteAsh- OMG I wish I was not picturing Danny Devito & Heidi Klum doing the baby dance. Merp
ReplyDeleteseth mcfarlane has had some major plastic surgery, veneers and hair plug job (or whatever they call it.) he wasn't so cute in the before pix and they were taken after his hair job.
ReplyDeletehttp://famousplastic.net/2011/11/16/seth-macfarlanes-hollywood-makeover/
http://news.makemeheal.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/seth-macfarlane-plastic-surgery/3716
What about Jonah Hill?
ReplyDeleteI love Seth! I would totally hit it!
ReplyDeleteAnnabella, interesting photos on Seth. Sad when men think money and power aren't enough to get laid....
ReplyDelete@ greenmountain girl I totally see Peter Brady every time I look at Seth, ba ha ha
ReplyDeleteI thought Spade too, Camp Christy and loubea The first line says"I don't know how he does it". I read that as someone who keeps pulling hotties over and over despite not being classically handsome.
ReplyDeleteCould the B list celebrity be Maria Menounos???
Jason Segal.
ReplyDeleteLOL the only doll Danny DiVito reminds me of is the troll dolls I used to have as a kid. Someone stick a jewel in his belly button and he's golden!
ReplyDeleteBuscemi is probably A+.
ReplyDeleteRon Perlman and Jonh C. Reilly are probably not A.
Samuel Jackson does not do TV.
I go with Bryan Cranston just to be different.
Did any of these people play something involving "dolls"
@ Taracu - Jonah Hill would be a TROLL doll. Even when he lost weight: Yukkkk.
ReplyDeleteSeth Green, not Macfarlane. He's miniature like a doll and has his tiny little hands in all kinds of TV and movie projects.
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi has been married to the extremely awesome Jo Andres since 1987. They have a son and are part of the Brooklyn neighborhood where they have been long time residents.
ReplyDeleteNo way is he the guy.
Steve Buscemi wouldn't cheat on his wife. Guess again.
ReplyDeleteTim Allen was in the cartoon about dolls left behind in "Toy Story."
ReplyDeleteIs Charlize Theron B List? I think not. If she is to Enty, then I'm going to say her and Seth McFarlane. He definitely looks like a melting doll.
ReplyDeleteWhat about another Seth: Seth Rogen?
ReplyDeleteWhat about another Seth: Seth Rogen?
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