At a recent party, two guests were speaking about this almost A list mostly movie actor who has been in a couple of the biggest movie hits ever and has a very unusual name.
"I thought he was gay."
"No, not gay. Every once in a while he will go out with a woman and even have sex with her."
"Oh, ok."
Well, usually sex with her. Lots of times he just will make her sit and watch him while he inserts things into his butt. He is big on pleasing himself like that."
Vin diesel?
ReplyDeleteViggo?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who this is, but I hope it's revealed someday!
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves?
ReplyDeleteShia LaDouche
ReplyDeleteViggo has been in a long term relationship with a woman.
ReplyDeletejoseph gordon levitt
ReplyDeleteThe last line made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteSo it's not gay if a woman watches?
@camembert Have you ever heard the song "I'm Not Gay" by Revolting Cocks? The VoiceOver at the end is the best! "I'm not gay, I just pretend I am when I'm drunk. I have a girlfriend!! I'm not gay" LOL
DeleteI HAVE NAKED PHOTOS OF ENTY!!!!*
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But only a couple of days left to help Robot's sister Carol by buying an awesome CDAN shirt!!
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Thanks for the reminder, @Sunny!
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Well Do you man. We all have some weird Fetish I guess.
ReplyDeleteBilly Zane
ReplyDeleteElijah wood?
ReplyDeletejake gyllenhaal
ReplyDeleteJAMES FRANCO
ReplyDeleteBig movies being the Spiderman movies
If not for the actor clue I could see this as a Biebs blind:)
ReplyDelete@Sunny Got my V neck last night!
ReplyDeletewhat woman wants to watch a guy stick stuffin his ass? ladies? I'm gay so I wouldn't mind the show but I assume that would be a turn off for a straight female? what are you supposed to do sit there and say ohh wow that's hot or clap? I guess if he likes it and they're willing, good for them.
ReplyDeletePeter, I would. But only once, just to satisfy my curiosity and for research.
DeleteI'd be doing my hair and makeup, just in case he attempted something that was going to land us in the ER for extraction, later, and I'd want to look good if we got papped. :) I like Little Miss Smoke's idea-flip thru the channels for some reruns to see my Chan Chan man and the gang at Central Perk. And yes, Jennifer is right, keep that remote fecal matter free! Euww!
DeletePeter, I'm a straight female. If I found myself in this situation, I'd probably reach for the remote control and see if any Friends reruns were on.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least if you've got the remote control, he can't put it up his butt.
DeleteLmfao @Jennifer!
DeleteY'all are hilarious!!!
DeleteI thought of Vin Diesel too @Cecilia
ReplyDeleteBut Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever
DeleteBut Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever
DeleteBut Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever
DeleteBut Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever
DeleteDefinitely Shia.
ReplyDeleteShia LaButt.
DeleteJennifer H- LOL!!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Jennifer
ReplyDeleteOh no, I have that viral video song in my head now. "What, what? In the butt. What, what? In the butt."
ReplyDeleteThis would be funny if it was Fassbender:).
ReplyDeleteFor me, I'm just glad that gay men are still good at viciously ripping people to pieces verbally.
ReplyDeleteAlexander Skarsgård
ReplyDeleteYou CDaNers are killing me today. So many good one-liners.
ReplyDelete@Peter--yeah, what do you do? Clap? Give a score like at the Olympics? Balance things on whatever could be sticking out? Sing, "Guess which things aren't like the other?"
ReplyDeleteI'm stumped.
that sounds incredibly boring. who would be dumb enough to do something like this? Franco is my guess, since he's so odd and impressed with himself. a very unusual name huh? hmmmmmm Vin Diesel?
ReplyDeleteIm going with my fallback,"ewwwwww!"
ReplyDeleteHayden Christensen?
ReplyDeleteJoaquun Phoenix - phote of him with lady in DM a coupl if weeks ago, but very rarely seen with women. I know he was popular guess for brother/sister relationship a few months ago. But if that wasn't him then - then this may be.
ReplyDeleteIs this the same guy whom we think Rhianna uses a strap-on with?
ReplyDeleteMy mind went the Keanu Reeves, but thats not unusual ;)
ReplyDeleteViggo has never been rumored to be gay.
Gyllenhaal or Shia.
Vin is most definitely gay. He isn't doing anything at all with the ladies, not even this.
ReplyDeleteSuch an interesting casual conversation. "Oh yeah, he likes to stick things up his butt while someone watches." "Oh really? So did you hear that new Justin Timberlake album?"
ReplyDeleteThe whole gay or not gay thing is odd to me. The guy is probably not attracted to men and still enjoys women, but just likes a different kind of feeling.
He may or may not be gay; this may just be his particular kink. Let's not forget that plenty of straight people enjoy various types of anal sex; for men in particular, I understand it's great for prostate stimulation, which makes for a bigger & better orgasm. As long as he's using toys w/no rough edges that are clean, not too wide or long, and have a nice wide base, he'll probably stay out of the ER. Not my idea of a fun date, but YMMV.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom
ReplyDeleteGirl #1: so, what'd you do on your date last night?
ReplyDeleteGirl #2: if I told you, you would wish you didn't know.
No idea who this is, but he should meet a former co-worker of mine who used to constantly offer to show me how he could put whole items of food (cupcake, granola bar, giant cookie, entire piece of cheesecake) in his mouth and eat them without choking to death. Finally got him to leave me alone after offering to video it as a gay porn audition. (he's married and claims to be straight)
ReplyDeleteThis is also the same guy who used to clip his nails in the middle of the work day at his desk, in an office shared with 4 other people.
@elaphee That story was the best diet aid ever!
ReplyDeleteWhere's count jerkula when u need him?
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like he doesn't like being touched by other people.
ReplyDeleteNope, not touching the woman you're with but ramming things up your butt instead...that's gay, no matter how you try to spin it.
ReplyDeleteJaime Foxx. And he is gay.
ReplyDeletePS, do tell
Delete@jennier - laughed out loud. Way to look at the bright side, girl.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's using the correct kind of toys to stick up his ass. I work in X-ray, the worst I've seen so far was a sippy cup. A. Sippy. Cup! I think I'd stop playing Words With Friends for something like that.
ReplyDelete@Peter, if the guy is hot, I'll watch anything he does
ReplyDeleteLots of guys like pegging but they usually like the woman to participate.
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I'm not saying it's Diesel, but he was in some hits for sure;
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN ($482 million ww)
THE FAST & THE FURIOUS ($207 million ww)
XXX ($277 million ww)
THE PACIFIER ($199 million ww)
FAST & FURIOUS ($363 million ww)
FAST FIVE ($626 million ww)
I can't believe those stupid car movies make that much $$, but they do. There's another one due out this June, I think.
Peter, this sound terribly boring to me.
ReplyDeleteJOaquin Phoenix came to mind first
ReplyDeleteshia for sure
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