Thursday, April 18, 2013

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Are Splitting

In Touch and Life & Style have decided to gang up on Nicole Richie and Joel Madden this week. The magazines, both owned by the same company both say that Nicole and Joel are dunzo. The two are splitting and have been living separate lives for quite sometime. It is true that they only seem to be together when there is some kind of red carpet event or family occasion. Nicole did recently go on Jimmy Kimmel without her gin, but that could just be because there is no jewelry small enough to fit her fingers. She also did recently vacation without Joel, but maybe Joel doesn't like seeing Jessica Alba in bikinis and knew that Nicole and Jessica would be prancing around on the beach together and he decided that would not be fun at all to watch in person.


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  1. On Jimmy Kimmel without her "gin"?

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    1. @jessica Yep, just the gin, hold the juice. Juice has too many calories

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  2. I too would hate to see Jessica Alba prancing around in a bikini.

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    1. Her body actually looked pretty bangin' and I'm not sure if that was because she was with Richie or what.

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  3. What did he mean to write? With the word gin, the sentence makes no sense!

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  4. "Without her ring"

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  5. I think he meant ring

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  6. Nicole and Jessica prancing around together?!?! Hmmmmm...be that a reveal? The gin comment definitely is.

    @FSP. I can deal with Jessica Alba cavorting in a bikini...Nicole Richie, not so much.

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  7. I think Enty meant "ring." This feels like an answer to a blind. Has Joel been with some chick in Australia for a while now? Some show he was a judge on down under? So what's going to happen to Hawk and Finch?

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    1. @henriette, I thought he was the answer to that blind as well.

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  8. @Meanie - I was being facetious. I would pay to see that!

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  9. Yeah, it's gotta be ring, cuz it makes no sense otherwise. Oh wait, this is Enty here...

    Enty! Take up Libby's offer to proofread!!

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  10. @FSP. I knew that. ;)

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  11. Maybe she forgot her flask. ;)

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  12. I would take for being more of vodka drinker than gin drinker. Gin is pretty old fashioned, unless you're James Bond needing a martini.

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  13. Apparently Enty is already looking forward to happy hour.

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  14. For Enty, every hour is happy hour!

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  15. OT, Thoughts and prayers for the community of West, Texas.

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    1. Thank you. We've been getting a lot of snark online. I appreciate your kindness.

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  16. This makes me a little sad. I've always liked Joel and Benji since they came to my high school and played a few songs (just the two of them, not the whole band) at a kickoff assembley for my school's annual danceathon to raise money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.

    They were late getting there and one of them (Benji, I think) said (paraphrasing because this was back in 2001), "Since this is a Catholic school, I feel like I need to confess something. We lied on the phone and said we were stuck in traffic. We actually overslept. Sorry about that!"

    They weren't very late, maybe a half hour. But they were cute, funny, and just seemed really down-to-earth.

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  17. Jessica Alba has a body of perfection, so what man wouldn't want to see her prance around on the beach?

    I must say, I gave Fashion Star a good go. I'm three epis behind, but I do enjoy the show. It's much more fast paced than Project Runway. And Nicole wasn't annoying on it.

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  18. Can we stop using the word "dunzo"? Please? It's one of those words that just bother me for some reason.

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  19. Idk, I'm sure they tried. Given maddens upbringing, he surely wouldn't be the one who asked for a divorce

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  20. Their kids are so sweet-it's too bad to hear this.

    She's not too bad on Fashion Star but if you want to see more of her try to find the Joe Zee show on Sundance where he worked with her and QVC for the launch of her fashion line for them. She came off very strange, imo. And the collection was horrible. It was hard to watch Joe pretend it wasn't because he was supposed to be styling it.

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  21. @couriergrrrrl

    Hey girl, I'm just sayin' that it is what it is. Totes.

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  22. She forgot her gin but she still had her Adderall.

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  23. At least Nicole won't be alone; I'm sure Amy Adams will be calling her to invite her on a vacation any day now!

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  24. Pretty obvious they are already living seperate lives, no news flash there.

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  25. I only saw a small part of the voice, but I was getting some gay vibes from him. My husband even said something about it before I could. I guess he was just feeling sassy.

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  26. @couriergrrrrl You've got a deal, so long as you can get people to stop saying "I threw up in my mouth a little".

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  27. Nicole is a bitch and her kids are ugly. There. I said it. Don't everyone gasp at the same time for saying something about the children. We're allowed opinions and honestly I think part of the ugliness is knowing their mom is such a bitch.

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  28. Anonymous7:39 AM

    I too thought they had been seperated for a while. I think the chick he was having an affair with was Delta something I think she used to fake date a Jonas brother.

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  29. @Jessica, regarding saying that Nicole and her children are ugly. did you get lost here on your way to perezhilton? also, I'm sure you are the most gorgeous woman on earth? and so are your spawn if there are any?

    on a different note, its always sad when couples get divorced, especially when there are children involved.



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  30. Yes, you're allowed opinions, but that doesn't mean you always have to voice them! You know the saying: "Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one."

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  31. I remember reading an interview w/ Joel from a long time ago where he said he was going to break up w/ Nicole and then she found out she was pregnant w/ Harlow.
    He wanted to do the right thing and he stayed w/ her.
    I think both kids are adorable.

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  32. "Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one."
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    They sureee do.

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  33. I actually think their children are quite adorable.

    This doesn't surprise me because it seems like it's been hinted at for awhile but I liked them as a couple.

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  34. Come on! We've all said we thought someone was unattractive at some point here. Jessica didn't do anything differently than the rest of us have done and I confess my guilt too. Lord knows how many times I've commented on Tater Head.

    Everyone knew they were through but it just wasn't formally announced. I can see him being a very hands on co-parent. Is that the word?

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  35. I know this one seemed obvious for a while but I was hoping they'd work it out. Their kids are darling and I think she needs him. But I guess it's all over now.

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  36. couriergrrrl, "PROLLY" makes me batshit crazy.

    The pics of Nicole in a bikini- she looked great to me.

    We have not seen these 2 together in a long time,so this is probably true.

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  37. Jessica, I don't care that you called their kids ugly. Kids are people- some are beautiful, some are plain, some are ugly.

    Go for it.

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  38. I have never liked Nicole. Joel is a sweetheart and very popular here in Australia, he will not want for companionship. I do respect both of them for not trashing each other in the media, let's hope it stays that way.

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  39. I liked it better when I thought it was gin. I was trying to picture her on previous shows wearing some sort of poison ring with gin in it or something. This? Could care less.

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  40. Anonymous12:16 PM

    can i have things I don't care about for a thousand Alex?

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  41. That would explain her once again thinification. She was looking healhty for a while there...

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  42. Someone I know gave Benji a blow job once...she was 15.

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  43. Joel is on The Voice here in Oz. Delta Goodrem (a name I cant say without smirking) is also on the show and they were possible answers to a blind last year during season one.

    Japan and Oz are great places for third rate US celebrities to go to milk their fame a bit longer.

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  44. This doesn't really surprise me - I can't even remember the last time I saw them together. Sad, but not a shocker.

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  45. @Upside Downunder
    That was the blind I was thinking of! These two were the best guess for it.

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  46. If i were Delta i d have gone for Seal instead of Benji. Opinion only based on the shallowness of appearance

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  47. Aww, I like Nicole...

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