Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Blind Item #4 - Easy Easy
This former C list celebrity turned wife is ticked off that she is not getting to enjoy the fruits of celebrity pregnancy. No cover stories or paid for baby showers. The only thing she has managed to do is have a pap come by everyday and take photos of her which sometimes show up in magazines. A few weeks ago she went into full tantrum mode when she saw a tabloid devote four pages to a pregnancy of a person she thinks is beneath her.
Jessica!
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What a bunch of losers, this is what she worries about. Stupid stupid woman
ReplyDeleteJenna Dewan Tatum
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a singer or reality star, but Jessica isn't married yet to my knowledge(hence not a wife).
ReplyDeleteI'll take VIP's guess, and I'll add it MUST have been KK whose 3-page coverage was 'beneath her'. Who would say that about Duchess Kate & Wills' baby?
ReplyDeletePeaches?
ReplyDeleteI would still call Jenna an actress though. This implies she's only a celeb wife now. She was in "The Playboy Club" & "American Horror Story" with another TV show on the way ("Witches of East End"). She has a couple movies thrown in there too. I feel like it's a reality type person or maybe a singer?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't JDT be called an actress (yeah I get the irony), or was she on a reality show too? (Wouldn't know, live in South Africa.)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Alec Baldwin's wife? What did she do before marrying him?
Full tantrum mode is a standard part of pregnancy, particularly the last 3 months. Personally, I threatened a Hell's Angel with a large glass wine bottle. I have no idea why.
ReplyDeleteLove that story! I'm in my 3rd trimester and feel like I want to strangle someone all the time. Lol.
DeleteI completely went off in the DMV because someone was smacking gum in my ear behind me. The poor guy was just on his lunch break and he looked so shocked and afraid. I'm sorry dude. I'm better now that I've gotten a good nap.
DeleteI completely went off in the DMV because someone was smacking gum in my ear behind me. The poor guy was just on his lunch break and he looked so shocked and afraid. I'm sorry dude. I'm better now that I've gotten a good nap.
DeleteScratch Peaches. She had the baby already.
ReplyDeleteLeaning toward the JDT guess, but wouldn't there be mention of the Charming Potato?
Is "fruits" a clue? Who did Peaches marry?
ReplyDeleteHilaria was a civvie before she got married, right? Like she is ONLY famous now for being Alec's wife, I thought? Maybe I'm on crack.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, unless Hilaria was C-list before Alec (?!), the wording doesn't fit her.
Is Jessica only C list? I would have thought she was a B or at least a B-.
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ReplyDeleteI think I deserve credit, not for my shitty guess, but for my pre-emptive dammit VIP. Patting myself on back now.
Well played Kelly.
Deletekelly no you don't now stop being annoying
DeleteChanning tatum's wife?
ReplyDeleteFergie. This guess is purely on hopes bc I lothe her.
ReplyDeleteFergie was my immediate guess @dixie
DeleteI was just coming to post Fergie as a guess. We haven't seen nearly as much of her pregnant as I expected, and she's due in the summer. I can well picture her having a tantrum over all the coverage that Kim is getting. Kim is definitely beneath her, but it seems to be trash that sells these days.
ReplyDeleteFor all the crap talked about Jessica, I just can't see her thinking she's really "better" than anybody.
ReplyDeleteI like Jenna Dewan Tatum for the guess. She seems like she'd want the attention.....
ReplyDeleteChestica is having her 2nd baby. there shouldn't be a shower anyway!
Scratch Fergie, she's got to be higher than a C. And the only other one I could think of was Luisana.... the model that married Bublé, but she's probably not a C on her own either.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess it's Jessica. I didn't realize she was getting so little attention. I feel like I've seen plenty of photos of her, always commenting how great she looks because she has managed to keep her weight under control.
Jenna Dewan Tatum was on the cover of US weekly this past week and had 3-4 pages of her great fashion so she is the person who is not jealous..
ReplyDeleteIt is Fergie she can't believe she was NOT on the cover of US weekly
JDT loves the attention and she makes sure she gets it. Have you seen all the news about her walking her dogs? and she's been featured in Marie Claire (or something similar to that name recognition)and US weekly. so i dont think that's her. i like the Fergie guess but has she been in any reality show?
ReplyDeleteIf Jenna wanted press, I don't think she would have gone to London. They have been there seemingly forever. Is Channing filming? I also don't think she is a C list celebrity turned wife.
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ReplyDeleteTrue, Jenna Dewan was D list before Channing Tatum hit it big.
ReplyDeleteBut Chestica is always referred to as A list here, so it can't be her.
I think its Fergie, just saw the Tatums on a magazine cover last week.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it's Jenna. How about Evan Rachel Wood.
ReplyDeleteFergie is A/B list & she just hosted one of the events at LifeBall, the huge HIV/Aids charity ball in Vienna over the weekend. Don't think this is her.
ReplyDeleteDon't think it's ERW either, she's been fairly protective of her pregnancy. She recently freaked out on twitter at paps filming her. I think she was coming out of her OB. Can't say I blame her.
I'm on the JDT train.
No guess, but it doesn't seem to me like Fergie is going out of her way to show off her pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteShe's pretty much heads down, dark clothes, covered up. I don't recall and photos of her showing off a pregnant belly.
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ReplyDeleteI believe People did a spread of Jessica's baby shower a few weeks ago so if this person is complaining about lack of coverage I don't think it is her.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Jenna, because I recently saw a story in People or US Weekly about her baby shower she had in March, before they left for Channing to film in London.
ReplyDeleteJDT is the person "beneath" whoever the blind is about. The Tatums recently had a big cover story about the pregnancy in US Weekly or Star, I forget which taloid.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Toni Braxton's sister? Wasn't she on a reality show (Braxton Family Values?) and she's pregnant, right?
ReplyDeleteIts not Fergie she isn't C list and she didn't retire from music to be a wife.
ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz per daily mail and posted pics.
ReplyDeletechris j did the daily mail post this blind with the name penelope cruz in place of pronouns? no it did not now shut your fucking mouth
ReplyDelete@kelly - you are on fire, girl! Haters gonna hate..
ReplyDeleteTatum= tantrum?
ReplyDeletethat or hilaria..god i hate her name
@chrisJ good guess
ReplyDelete@L :-)
And I am so relieved that Kirk Cameron isn't pregnant.
AND. . . @FSP, I know I'll never win but it's fun to play. :-)
ReplyDeleteI thought Hilaria, but not sure she's considered C list celeb.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kirstin Cavallary? She have a kid from tha hockey boy
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ReplyDeletei like even rachel wood guess i didn't think of her! good job chris j!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised there hasn't been more about Fergie but she doesn't seem like she would care...I like the idea about Baldwin's wife... Entitlement due to their marriage and his fame?
ReplyDeleteIt's not Jenna for all of the reasons listed, and that someone I know had dealings with Jenna and Channing on a fundraiser type of thing. She said both were kind, helpful and charming.
ReplyDeleteYeah this is a made up fucking blind from enty. I call bullshit on this one.
ReplyDeleteYeah this is a made up fucking blind from enty. I call bullshit on this one.
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