November 26, 2012
This actress is an idiot. The actress who used to be almost A list back in the day and is now a laughable C who is lucky to get work but still has A list name recognition was told by one of her friends that Prince Harry loved her and had a crush on her from back in the day and there was some super secret exchange thing going on and after a lot of back and forth our actress thought she had the personal cell phone number of Prince Harry. For two days straight she sent massive amounts of texts and photos, many of them not fully clothed and was just incessant about communicating and told everyone they were texting and dating and just went on and on. The thing is no one ever wrote back and after two days of this constant barrage, it turns out that it was a wrong number and belonged to some woman who had left her phone at work over the weekend and came in on Monday in London to almost 500 messages and photos since she had left on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan
I think this was already revealed. PS Am I the only one awake? I feel even more pathetic commenting and like Im texting myself.. lol
ReplyDeleteGood morning Peter!
DeleteMorning, my favorite B.I. detective! Haha I thought I was going to have to actually guess myself and come back to see your answers later!
Delete@Peter LOL! Looks like you're doing just fine; you got Gwen and Gavin for BI #1 :)
DeleteAll of today's BI were revealed previously.
DeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*deep breath*
Hahahahahaha
Stupid dumb freckled trollop.
No, I'm awake too! Been refreshing over and over again waiting for reveals. Yeah, this was once revealed...sigh. Blohan is such a twit.
ReplyDeleteit's crappy out in NYC i'm not going anywhere but my couch and staying online. So Peter i'm right here with you.
ReplyDeleteOh that lovable idiot, I wish to gods she had posted them online. Lindsay thinks so highly of herself and thinks that she is still in the A listers club. God bless her coked out heart.
That phone is gold! Count - that's how you get those Amanda Bynes photos!!
ReplyDeletelmao.. practically in tears
ReplyDeleteI saw mean girls again last night and it made me sad. Lindsay looked so beautiful in that movie, just fresh faced and lovely. And u can debate how talented she really is (was) but she was great in that movie. What a waste.
ReplyDeleteno you're not alone Peter. I too think this was revealed, could be wrong though.
ReplyDeleteAhh yes... Amanda Bynes, brandishes her scepter and waves her weave, taunting anyone to challenge her birthright as queen of the delusional sh*theads. What's this??? The CDAN gates swing open and in strides Lohan with Hot Harry's cell number.
ReplyDelete(I'm on episode 8 of a Game of Thrones marathon. Forgive me.)
Any more rehab news about her? It's like rubbernecking.
ReplyDeleteThat poor woman on the receiving end. Imagine her horror of all that. I think I would have to throw my phone way after that.
ReplyDeleteOmfg....I can't imagine. What has been seen CANNOT be unseen!!!
DeleteLOL @ that attention wh*re thinking Harry would deign to think about her girly parts. She should be grateful the euro-trash even let her on their yachts anymore.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. That poor cel phone owner. I'll bet the skankiness from those pictures was so extreme that it took actual physical form and coated the phone in a sheen of awful grossness. It would take one hell of a Silkwood shower to cleanse the phone of that mess.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha u said "silk wood shower" Yaaaasss!
Delete=D
I bet Greasy bear & Paris pulled this right around Firecrotch gate...lmfao!!!! It's hilariiiiious!
ReplyDeleteSo...Lindsay is one of the answers for yesterday's blind (Four for Friday) he described her the exact same way in this blind and yesterday's.
ReplyDeletebwahahahah! this is amazeballs. I wish that woman in London had released all of the texts.
ReplyDeleteI knew this one just from the first four words. Hey-yo!
ReplyDeleteShe told people she was dating Prince Harry? And she thought people would believe that?!?!?! What a total fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have happened to a better person. Okay, Kartrashian would have been good too. I love these dumb asses.
ReplyDeleteHey TimeBob ... I can't believe it's nearly June in NYC with today's wind and wetness.
Hahaha I love this because I can imagine every single text starting off "Hey it's Lindsay!!!"
ReplyDeleteFIVE HUNDRED TEXTS. PHOTOS. IT COULD BE A MOVIE. Sweeeeeet!! What. A. Moron.
DeleteWho would text someone 500 times w/o one reply?!
ReplyDeleteum, an egomania, narcissistic, drug addict? Lindsay Lohan that's who!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine finding your phone and seeing all that? What a gold mine!
ReplyDeleteso she never had any real contact with him? DAMN girl.
ReplyDeleteIt could be a great , I mean GRRRReat! movie. She already wrote the screenplay..all we would have to do is use the moviemaking opt on our phones....I can get 200.00 from my maxicard to hire Linds (anything to get out of rehab) and we just film her maniacally texting her descent into MADness! It will get her the Oscar she DESERVES just before her deadline.. WIN WIN For us ALL
ReplyDeleteMean ass friends
ReplyDeleteI agree @flirtychick. Mean Girls.
ReplyDeleteIronic.
@Renoblondee: A mental patient tweeking on Adderall and Grey Goose.
ReplyDelete@EQUATION: I bet if I Twitter impersonate the JunkYard Dog, I could get some balloon knot pics out of Mandy. Maybe Tony Atlas, but JYD has passed on (RIP, Brutha) and less likely to sue. Of course, if I got some picks of her feet Tony would be cool with it. Don't Believe Me....Ask Google about "Tony Atlas Foot Fetish". (Big ups to Jacky Jasper @ DiaryOfAHollywoodStreetKing.com)
P.S. Lindsay is a dunce.
You know she is FURIOUS she's missed Cannes for rehab. She got Coachella though.
ReplyDeleteMorning Peter.
ReplyDeleteKristen, I just finished the 5th Game of Thrones book. Love the series, love the books more. Winter is coming (it is here in Australia).
Can we put together a pool of cash to get this text receiver to publish the texts and photos? I'd be willing to fork over some cash for that.
ReplyDeleteomg that is incredible. prince harry, third in line to the british throne, needed to get with her? omg!!! the texts and photos should be hitting the daily mail any day now
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't revealed. Again, just really obvious to most of us.
ReplyDeleteI wish it had been his number- everyone would then have found out what a crazy bitch she is.
ReplyDelete@feraltart
ReplyDeleteTHE WEDDING! THE WEDDING! THE WEDDING!
I cannot wait to see the wedding. Those Freys.
RIP JYD.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha!!! Lindsay was thinking she was going to be the next Princess Grace!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWouldnt these photos have already been sold or surfaced somehow?...anyway how embarassing
ReplyDeletePicture;
ReplyDelete-the Blohan family meeting the Royal Family
-Blohan snorting rails with Prince Philip.
-Prince Harry finding out that Blohan gave him herpes
Harry's playing naked games w/ randoms in Vegas. I'd bet he already has the herps.
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