Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Justin Bieber Almost Hits Kid While Driving Too Fast

Neighbors have been complaining about Justin Bieber and his driving for a long time. It is what might get Justin his first mug shot. Yesterday, despite all the warnings, he was back at it again, driving through the neighborhood at really high speeds. At one point he almost hit a child who was playing in the street and the police were called who went to Bieber's house and warned him in person. Apparently there were ten different neighbors who called about him yesterday. Why doesn't he go rent a racetrack somewhere? Too far away from his drugs? Diaper pants not big enough for real racing? I can't wait until he goes through puberty.


53 comments:

  1. I can't stand this little douche turd.

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  2. Don't be a hater, Enty. Focus on the craft he is making. He's an artist.

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  3. Even more, he's an artiste!

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  4. Used to have the same problem in my neighborhood. Young kid racing through with a beat up, ground effects laden Honda Civic. The last time it happened, a few of us dads were hanging out having a few beers. Heard his raspy exhaust winding up from a few blocks away. A crescent wrench miraculously sailed through his side window as he passed. He stopped, took one look at the sea of angry faces, and split in a hurry. Problem solved.

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    1. Stick taps all around for doing that. Taught him a lesson. Too bad someone can't teach the LesBeaver a lesson.

      Soon.

      SOON.

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    2. Exactly what is needed! Too bad more of this doesn't happen in neighborhoods everywhere.

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    3. oneeyecharlie destruction of property instead of talking to him or better yet his parents wow arent you a big tough guy

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    4. A$$holes like that kid usually have a$$holes for parents....and if the parents are "normal", they would tell the kid he deserved it. Good for you.

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  5. He needs to leave the limelight for a while and whoever is the parent is should get involved and find somethingelse he could do.Some tweens had done it in the past.

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  6. The sucky thing is - this waste of carbon WILL mow down a child and never really fully grasp the weight of his actions because he's an asshat who only thinks of his Hilary Swank looking like self. Oh how I loathe him...

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    1. j sara how dare you say what he WILL do get a grip on yourself
      keep in mind lohan mowed down a child and what were her consequences

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    2. Lohan didnt mow down a child. Youre thinking of Rebecca Gayheart.

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    3. scratchy kitty i am thinking of lohan she hit a baby stroller being pushed by a nanny

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  7. You left out the parts where witnesses told cops he appeared stoned and that Keyshawn Johnson confronted him but Bieber ran and hid in his house. Wouldn't talk to cops when they showed up either...Gee, I wonder why...

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  8. where the F is his lawless mother?

    If he doesn't watch it, i could easily annialate this s**t dujour off the face of the earth....no kidding. if i lived in that neighborhood....

    seriously between him and lohan some innocent person is going to eventually lose their life, and i am going to lose my S**T when that happens

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  9. Stupid ass will kill someone. And then he will get a slap on the wrist.

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  10. This worthless asshole just has no redeeming qualities. None.

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  11. lol @OneEye
    One of my neighbours told me about how a bunch of dads did the same thing a few years ago in our back alley. Except it was a 2x4.
    The kid apparently smartened up. :)

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  12. He might like to have a chat with James Dean.

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  13. I'm sure this is "bull that should not be spoken of"

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  14. Anonymous9:56 AM

    That's a really sweet outfit he's wearing.

    ; )

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  15. please a few more years when he still looks 12 it will be over

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  16. Cecilia00 is that true? That's hilarious that he ran and hid in his house!
    He needs to get his clocked cleaned.

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  17. He must be loving all the attention he is getting today.

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  18. @Sugar, that's what TMZ is reporting...

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  19. He didn't almost hit a kid. The kid was playing in the front yard with his father. The father happened to be Keshawn Johnson who then got into his Prius and chased JB home and confronted him about his reckless driving. Keshawn also brought community security with him.

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  20. Why should he trouble himself to rent a racetrack somewhere? After all, isn't he entitled to do anything he wants, any time he wants? He seems to be sure he is.

    Too bad he's a little too young for Amanda Bynes. They'd make a perfect couple.

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  21. @oneeyedcharlie - would you move in next door to me? I love no-nonsense neighbors!

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  22. This news is about TWO spoiled people:

    -Justin Pussy, obviously: he runs with his car ignoring traffic laws.

    -The almost hit kid, less obvious for most commenters: He was playing in the street. When I was young, one of the first things my parents taught me was that roads were for the cars and deadly, that I had to be very careful and NEVER play where cars can go. This guy has the situational awareness of a lemming and if he is old enough to be outside playing with no adult around, he should know that cars can kill you (until a car control or ban is issued).

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  24. Maybe he'll run over Kim K, only that'd be like hitting a brick wall. We could only wish he wouldn't be wearing a seatbelt.

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  25. That neighborhood needs those portable speed bumps. They will rip out the bottom of his fancy car.

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    1. @Wen: that's a great idea! I'd love to see that little turd try to speed over one in one of his overpriced cars. I'd have my lawnchair and camera ready to go

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  26. Keyshawn Johnson, former NFL player, is one of his neighbors and allegedly chased him to his driveway and confronted him. Biebs ran into the house and wouldn't come out. Some rich white neighbor doesn't scare him. keyshwn does.

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  27. From what I read, the authorities are already pursuing him for spitting in the neighbor's face. I'm surprised they don't place a patrol car someplace he has to pass to nail his bony little ass.

    Yes, the kid should not be in the street but this little pissant has no respect for any rules--he thinks he is above it.

    From what I've read, when he turned 18, he completely turned off pretty much any contact with his mother or handlers who'd been smoothing the way by keeping all his little tantrums out of the press when he was younger.

    He's going down, I just hope he doesn't hurt someone else when he goes.

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  28. Hes a foreigner, Canadian--deport his skanky stuck up ash!!!!

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  29. There is a kid in my neighbourhood who does this too. I live directly across the street from a playground and elementary school, and it's all residential short, windy streets. And such a family neighbourhood, kids everywhere. I'm always concerned this kid is going to mow one of them down some day.

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  30. Hey I'm Canadian I sure as hell do not want him in Canada.

    His mom was a nice lady, she came into the spa I worked on occasion...

    Anyone who has said the mom or parents should control e kid etc etc have never owned one. Once kids turn into adults you can't really tell them what to do, what's right and wrong. Well, you can... They just don't give a shit.
    Now imagine that and add on millions of dollars for them to do what they will with. It's a dangerous combo.

    I say some guys should throw down some spike chains when he is about to go by hahaha... Blow his tires and hopefully damage the rims, and maybe if he is going fast enough hell flip. Once it's done, whip the chain away while the other neighbors distract him...

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  31. @Jesus

    When I said kid, that was relative to my own age. This wasn't a 12 year old on a Razor scooter; cutting through my azeleas on the way to the playground. This was an 18 + year old Fast & Furious wannbe. Additionally, I don't live in Mayberry RFD where every single person in town knows each other. I can't swing down to the general store and talk to Clem Jacobsen about the zany hijinks his boy Elroy is involved in.

    As far as tough guy... nope. A tough guy would've stood bare chested in the middle of the street and stopped that Honda with the glare of sunshine reflecting off his sweaty chest. Rather, I consider myself and my neighbors to be rather efficient problem solvers. No cops, no courts, no prolonged drama. Merely a rapid cessation of illicit activity.

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    1. oneeyecharlie youre right toughguy was the wrong word, i meant chickenshit

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    2. Hi Justin, you cheeky little lesbian.

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    3. Hi Justin, you cheeky little lesbian.

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  32. My Mother could shut this down in two notes.

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  33. If there's a posted speed limit, go that speed. Also, keep your kids out of the road. That being said, if the skinny bastard ran one of mine down, there's no jail big enough to hold me and all my kin.

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  34. Tweet from Eric Dickerson: I live in Calabasas too and @justinbieber needs to slow his ass down.

    The Biebs needs to stop pissing off people who could pick him up and throw him into the next county.

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  35. He is one of those asshats who won't learn unless it's crammed down his throat the hard way.

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  36. At this point, I only hope when he crashes that he takes himself out rather than some innocent bystander. Because he is going to crash.

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  37. I kinda feel sorry for Biebs. I feel like his fall from fame will come hard and fast unless he can get it together soon. I hope he hasn't alienated his family because he's gonna need them.

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