The only thing that could get Naomi Watts off her bike was the rain.
Friday, May 10, 2013
Random Photos Part One
Four parts today.
The only thing that could get Naomi Watts off her bike was the rain.
Olivia Munn at a charity event last night.
That ginger headed dude pointing is Prince Harry. He obviously has some fans in Washington D.C.
And even more fans.
And even more, who seemed to fill every nook and cranny. I notice that most are women.
Rihanna out and about in more ways than one. Maybe a bra next time.
Adam Sandler shows off the wardrobe that has made him Shorts & Flip Flops Magazine Best Dressed Man for 10 years running.
Teresa Palmer out for a walk.
Megan Fox leans her head out of the window while filming with Will Arnett. Maybe she will learn about acting too.
The only thing that could get Naomi Watts off her bike was the rain.
Wow dude! You put all the ass ugly people all in one post! Congrats! And Olivia Munn. STOP you are NOT cute. Your forehead could blind people it is so shiny!!!!! These people are all supposed to be rich and have money? I dress better when I am naked.
ReplyDeleteMrs I would shoot it up O's pooper quicker than you can say Oh shit it hurts.
DeleteMeow
DeleteWe went swimming and hung out a couple of times, but it was nothing
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? Have you SEEN This Is 40? Megan Fox is a wonderful actress who deserves mountains more respect than she gets.
ReplyDeleteI would ride prince hot ginges face so hard!!!! I would break that pricks nose off. He is so fine. I would slap his ass until I left I welt.
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Deletejust let me ride you baby
DeleteLike this??????
And, um...he just wouldn't take no for an answer
ReplyDeleteI like Rhianna's skirt. I'm not sure I've liked anything she's worn on an everyday basis before.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who Teresa Palmer is. Any relation to Laura Palmer?
Seriously, Enty. How are you going to say Adam Sandler is Shorts and Flip Flops magazine's best dressed when HE ISN'T EVEN WEARING FLIP FLOPS???
ReplyDeleteMeow
DeleteWhat's the deal with picking in foxy today. Did she turn you down or something?
ReplyDeleteAnd he threw me down and he - he hit me
ReplyDeleteHi Gayeld! Glad to see a familiar name.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who Teresa Palmer is.
@Topper. Hi! Good, then it's not just me. *g*
DeleteI feel like I'm on the AOL General Hospital Brenda Boards again. I'm just waiting for someone to start accusing everyone of being jealous of Vanessa Marcil because they don't like Brenda Barrett.
Teresa Palmer is a poor guys Darian Forrester.
Delete@Katy. LMAO! That makes it all clearer. *g*
DeleteAnd he - he just kept hitting me
ReplyDeleteAnd then did he shoot it up your pooper
DeleteIn all fairness, those spitballs can really sting.
DeleteFroggy girl- gross. Pits the way to go!
DeleteI dont think Megan acting is that bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was crying
ReplyDeleteAnd he kept hitting me
ReplyDeleteAnd yelling. I was so scared
ReplyDeleteWRong magazine, "enty." It was Shorts and High Tops.
ReplyDeleteWtf. It didn't let me post just now :/
ReplyDeleteI was just talking about Riri having nice boobs and I didn't think her bralessness was an issue
For Teresa Palmer, I thought that was Amanda Siefried, or whatever her name is. No idea who the Palmer chick is. Megan Fox jacked her face up pretty good, didn't she?! She was cute before. Now she went all Jennifer Grey and isn't recognizable. Too bad.
ReplyDeleteI thought Teresa Palmer was a shout-out to the person who's been quoting lines from "The Crush" all day. She looks just like Alicia Silverstone!
ReplyDeleteBoxes I just said that up thread! I thought the same thing. I think Darian is about to lose her shit.
Delete@katydid,
DeleteShe picked the perfect place for it!
Nope, apparently IMDB thinks she's someone. She was in The Grudge 2.
DeleteWalked in the lunchroom chantin' spells
ReplyDeleteWith bamboo bitches and voodoo bells
Got my own food, who wants some?
I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue
My nipples just got hard
DeleteBoobs I got possum tongue, raccoon nipples & good dick. What up
DeleteI think I spotted Michael K in the rotunda!
ReplyDeleteYep, Prince Charles is definitely the father. I see the early stages of a bald spot on Prince Harry. Those Royal genes are like atom bombs waiting to go off after the boys reach the age of 30.
ReplyDeleteBoobs: What happened to her arms?
ReplyDeleteI confess..I've clicked through on all of them. At least it doesn't ask if I'm over 18.
And this would be a weird tangent but I just realized that you cannot get drunk AND laid at 18. Only laid.
Yeah seriously. What DID happen to Megan's face?
@Sherry, thank you for clicking. They are for everyone's entertainment. The arms are raised to show off the sexy armpits to the fellow below.
DeleteYour mom! hahahahaaaaaaa! Cause it's MOTHER'S DAY soon! Get it???? I know...why did I wait so long to share my gift with the world? P.S. Enty's boobs are REAL!
ReplyDeleteTeresa Palmer was in "Warm Bodies" earlier this year. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything though.
ReplyDeleteMunn- according to those hacked cell phone pics she's a freak
ReplyDeleteRi-Ri- She and I could have fun tag teaming hookers
Watts - I don't know anything about her, but she seems normal and Megan fox does nothing for me.
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
ReplyDeleteHer moms used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank, well uh
She moved across town and never came back
Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch
She said, "Hey, J, tell me how you've been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, "Hold still," and flicked it off her face and said,
"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
So, really, no one's going to talk about Rhianna's skirt? 'Cause it is actually cute.
ReplyDeleteChicken tikka tasala at my house for dinner tomorrow. Whose coming?
ReplyDeleteI thought Rhianna looked great in that outfit.
ReplyDeleteAnd to Layna Day, who yesterday said we'd all say she deserved it when RiRi overdoses- that is BULLSHIT. Just because I think she is a loser, it doesn't mean I want her to die. I think she is stupid, not evil.
Teresa Palmer is an Australian actress...I have no idea what she's been in apart from Warm Bodies but you would have heard of it.
ReplyDeleteShe's been in a TON of warm bodies. Bwahahahaha! I should know, I'm an ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER.
ReplyDeleteI really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...
ReplyDeleteI might get attacked, but I just watched Naomi in The Impossible. She was amazing. I also watched JLaw in Silver Linings Playbook. I love JLaw, but her performance was overrated. Naomi deserved all those awards, including Oscar. Her performance was so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteJLaw's ass jigglin in them yoga pants wasn't over rated.
ReplyDeleteI live in yoga pants. They cup my ass just ever so right. I see dudes get slapped by their chic for checking me out. They look sometimes too. Plus! Yoga pants are super easy access.
DeleteTrue dat on the easy access. Chick sleepin on her side all fetal and when you ask for some lovin she slide em down as she push the booty towards you and Shazam! Off to the races.
DeleteMegan is so lucky to be married to David silver lol! Best dancer at West Bev! Roflmao!
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn is the biggest C-word ever. End of story.
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