Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Random Photos Part Three - Met Gala Part 3

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen
Ginnifer Goodwin
Miranda Kerr
January Jones' hair was not this color when I saw her on Sunday.
Emma Watson
Gwen Stefani
Nicki Minaj
Madonna
Ashley Olsen
Mary Kate Olsen
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn



63 comments:

  1. Hate January's too literal makeup but the dress and shoes are fab.

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    1. Really? I loved January's eye make-up. It was nice to see someone who paid attention and got into the spirit of the thing.

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  2. Emma Watson is punk as fuck. Best dressed of the century.

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    1. Emma Watson invented Punk.

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    2. Best of the bunch

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    3. As someone who was actually actively involved in the punk movement, and no, not silly Green Day shit, but Sex Pistols, Television, Buzzcocks, etc., none of these people are dressed "punk," least of all Emma. She looks beautiful, but not punk. The only people who came close in these pics are Madonna & January, doing a glam Wendy O.

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  3. "I'm so punk, I'm wearin' my mawmaw's housecoat." said the Olsen twin.

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  4. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Was this event strictly to see who can wear the shittiest outfit/makeup?

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  5. I could swear that I saw Miranda Kerr wearing the same dress at a different event. Tiger went with Lindsay but went home with a waitress.

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  6. WTF???? Is this gala supposed to be a contest of who can be the most ugliest dressed? There are some serious contenders for that award.

    And Madonna - we get it. You don't like that you are getting old and want to try and keep up with the younger ones, but just stop already!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Can someone please return Madonna to the old folks home? Yikes. Pack it up.

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  8. Do you think Mary-Kate and Ashley own any mirrors?

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  9. Madonna and SJP look ridiculous they way they were dressed up.

    Madonna is not aging that great and SJP reminded me of the Thunder Dome Tina Turner character lol.

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    1. @Sylvia. It's sad to see Madonna trying to so hard and failing so bad.

      As for SJP, never got what people saw in her, either as a fashionesta or as beautiful. I think she's a good actress, or at least was in the stuff I saw her in before Sex In The City. Never watched that.

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  10. Madonna-just awaful.

    I like Gisele's dress.

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  11. @Gayeld -
    Allison Williams' make-up was definitely worse. She looked like someone sparkle-bombed her face.

    Out of kindness, I won't even address the rest of her get-up :)

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    1. @Dewie. So, you know, I just had to google it after that. Yeah, she looks like someone who's heard about Punk but doesn't quite know what it's supposed to look like. Her father must be so proud of the dress.

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  12. And the ugly train continues down the track, with special mention of the olsens-(shudder)- creepy! Abd why r we always aeeing giselle?! Her husbands a dick, and the pics are always the same- giselle hokding baby, walking baby, playing with baby - havent seen her son since baby born. She just not that interesting or newsworthy.

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  13. I like Gwen and Emma's gowns.

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  14. I LOVE Emma's dress.

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  15. I love Emma's dress but my favorite is the moldy tangerine costume.

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  16. Seriously, those Olsen's had a phase where they were really good looking! What happened?

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  17. Ginnifer's makeup is god awful

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  18. I think Madonna looked amazing. The theme was "Punk", and she is one of the few guests who seemed to understand that. If she wore this outfit anywhere else I'd think it was stupid, but not for this.

    Mary-Kate Olsen looks the same as she does everywhere. Ratty hair, disgusting fur, too-big clothes dragging on the ground. If I didn't know this was the Met Gala I would assume she was just going to the pharmacy or something.

    Gwen Stefani looks so boring. I expected more from her for this kind of event. I thought she would look wild.

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  19. Gisele: elephant knees

    Jennifer: looks like a dude

    Miranda: I am jealous

    JJ: do some leg lifts flabby

    Emma W: ditto before it is too late

    Gwen: grow up with some dignity already

    NM: ghetto trash

    Madonna: it isn't possible to be hot when you should be in an old folks home. Oh, and please let Reba know where you will be so you can room together and gross everyone out wit your "sexiness".

    Olsen sisters: making youngish look old trend is never going to happen. Give it up.

    Tiger: the only way you could get a woman with your goofy face is if you are a billionaire. Oops sorry. I guess dreams do come true.


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    1. JJ's legs are far from flabby. Same for Emma Watson. Get your eyes checked girl!

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  20. January Jones could be the lead singer for Bow Wow Wow. Candy on the beach there's nothing better.

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  21. If I were a rich old lady living alone in my huge mansion, I would be wearing Mary-Kate's dress as my robe!

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  22. tom and gisele look like ken and barbie circa 1968. what an odd assortment of "outfits".

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  23. Wtf scary Kate and ashy

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  24. Damm, I wanted to see wht Jennifer Morrison was wearing :(
    Madonna looks like crap. If act most of those dressed were boring or just plain hideous safe a few.

    I love Gwen but I was not feeling that two tone dress with the thirst knot in it

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  25. January is Ziggy Stardust.

    Jessica Alba totally won the Met.

    Miranda looked good too.

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  26. Confession Time: I've actually always found Nicki Minaj pretty sexy. I mean, she has great skin, great lips, nice eyes and she keeps herself fit.

    Am I crazy?

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    1. No you are not crazy. I am always happy to hear that someone stands true to their beliefs no matter what other people think or say. I think it gives everyone hope, which everyone needs. :)

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  27. @JasonBlueEyes - Yes, you're crazy. Sorry.

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  28. Hardly anyone dressed for the theme, and most of them look shitty.

    Gisele, I would kill for your legs.

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  29. Niki Manaj? JBE, baby..sweetie darling..That's all I can say for now.
    Emma Watson looks amazing to me.
    Love Ginnfer's dress hate her make-up

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  30. Elephant knees on Gisele? Whatever Wendy.

    Gwen looks pretty fantastic.

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    1. Zoom in on the image and you will understand.

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  31. Punk. HA! Nope, not one bit.

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  32. I know for a FACT Lindsey Vonn isn't Tiger's only trick. He regularly flies out a co-worker of my friend.

    @curlyhair ... Is that Saul Goodman?? LMAO!!

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  33. @chopchop, indeed! :)

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  34. @ Chop chop, how does that chick feel about being one of many with Tiger? And, more importantly, isn't she afraid for her vagina and its well-being?!!

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  35. Anonymous4:13 PM

    tom and gisele . we are not worthy

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  36. Anonymous4:19 PM

    The theme was punk. Everyone looked pretty bad ass except the neon goddesses and Nikki's wig.

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  37. That bitch Madonna totally stole her outfit from Cate Blanchett in that last Indiana Jones movie.

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  38. Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols

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  39. Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Eva Longoria has had some work done?

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  40. OMG!!!! How the hellllll did Gwen Stefani not rock it??!!! Punk is what she does on an ordinary day. How? How? How???

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  41. Tell it like it is, Krissie: I wish I coule give your comment +1million.

    The theme of the party was Punk: From Chaos to Couture. I'm sure Madonna dug thru her closet and got the authentic vintage Gautier, Westwood, etc. She and SJP both got into the spirit of the event, seemed to have fun with it, so more power to them (and a very, very few others). It was a one-night thing; pack it all away now.

    The Gisele/Tom = Barbie/Ken made me LOL! RIGHT ON!

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  42. Clearly not one person there knew what punk means. I see everything but.

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  43. Does Olsen Thing one not know the difference between punk and pumpkin? Why's she wearing one of Mrs. Roper's outfits from Three's Company?
    Madonna got the concept best.

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  44. Except for a few, this event was a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!???

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  45. @lutefisk - well 1 person did, but that person was ignored as usual

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  46. Emma looks great...love the edgy yet classy look. Gwen I am disappointed in you..should have nailed the theme. Meranda Kerr is stunning.

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  47. If I'm not mistaken, each person invited was dressed by a certain designer, and that is basically how they got their invitation. So for some of these terrible outfits, I excuse the person wearing them because they probably didn't have much of a choice if they, say, only had 1 designer offering their outfit to them. I actually think a lot of these outfits were very tame and not "punk" at all!

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  48. It is surprising that Gwen didn't seem to "get it," but I'm guessing she doesn't like to be predictable and since she was told to do punk she didn't wanna do it. ;) I think she looks amazing!!!

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  49. The first guest invited should have been Iggy Pop.

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  50. Having a fashion gala with a punk theme is the antithesis of what punk is. End of story. You are welcome.

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  52. Ginnifer Goodwin tries too hard. she irritates me and I don't know why. It looks like Miranda and Emma got their dresses at the same place. most of these outfits are horrendous starting with the top photo of Tom Brady all the way to the last photo.

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