December 30, 2012
This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.
Jeremy Piven
Quelle suprise.
ReplyDeleteHe's so full of himself all the British actors run circles at round him in Mr. Selfridge. I hope she dumped him by now.
ReplyDeletei wanna punch him in the face.
ReplyDeleteI wanna punch him in the dick.
ReplyDeleteI wanna punch him in the face AND the dick.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna punch.
DeleteI want to kiss you all. That was funny as hell.
DeleteIf he had a dick, that'd be great.
DeleteWhat a profoundly unhappy man. She needs therapy. If this is true (and I hope it isn't) please don't ever let this guy have kids...
ReplyDeleteWhen I thought I couldn't possibly find him more repugnant...
ReplyDeleteI wanna pull his hairpiece/plugs off till he screams like a hyena
ReplyDeleteB626 that was fucking awesome.
DeleteWell, she's a jerk for not telling him to f*k off
ReplyDeleteIf chicks are dumb enough to put up with it, they deserve it.
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DeleteExactly! No bald midget is going to tell me to do that shit. And you KNOW he sucks in bed and probably watches himself in a mirror...
DeleteI think this was previously revealed as Jeremy Piven and some american top model girl.
ReplyDeleteWell at least he's not a beta-male. Idk, are assholes automatic Alpha-males??
ReplyDeleteShould we be mad at him or the female for letting him doing it?
what a pig. yes just curious, there are men in the middle of the spectrum. We can be mad at both of them, it takes two. they're both lame, but he's a little more so for being such an ass.
ReplyDeleteI want to make punching bags out of his balls.
ReplyDeleteYou can't punch him in the dick because he doesn't have one. And she's no better for putting up with him. Douche.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dick tells of jermey proven continue.
ReplyDeleteHe must be unbelievable in bed. I can't see why anyone would put up with this is that's not the case. He doesn't have deep pockets; he's not a billionaire so I'm really confused why any woman... D or Z list would be humiliated/played like this.
ReplyDeleteI Hate Watched Mr selfridge. He Was Horrible. Screamed every line...And Was SoWooden (PhoneSuddenlyDoingAllWordsInTitleCase)
ReplyDeleteAssholes cannot be "alpha males". Impossible. Alpha males have reached the plateau where win-win situations are the goal in all aspects of relationships, both business and personal. Assholes can be psychopaths, sociopaths, addicts, raging narcissists. Stuff like that, but NOT alpha males.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is she put up with it because she thought she could get something out of it, fame maybe. That doesn't take away from his aborrhent behavior. HE is wrong here not her.
ReplyDeleteRuin his reputation? He is a delusional narcissist of the first order.
ReplyDeleteIm trying really hard to see what SHE gets out of the relationship.
ReplyDeleteI do hope this girl developed a good case of self esteem. What a freaking douche. He needs to have someone shave one eyebrow while he is sleeping then draw one on in it's place with permanent marker--preferably one in bright purple.
ReplyDeleteStarfuckers think they're getting something other than mistreatment from these douchebags. He's a known ass ("do you like screwing a star?" BI) so like COunt J said if they want it, they deserve it.
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ReplyDeleteI do not know who she is, but his treatment of her could be an improvement over her childhood, and preferable to being pimped out by some "modeling agency." You never know.
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ReplyDeleteHe should chill out and have some sushi. . .oh, wait. . .
ReplyDeleteThe girl is Jaslene Gonzalez. Ashamed to admit I know this.
ReplyDeleteThe girl is Jaslene Gonzalez. Ashamed to admit I know this.
ReplyDeleteThe girl is Jaslene Gonzalez. Ashamed to admit I know this.
ReplyDeleteThe girl is Jaslene Gonzalez. Ashamed to admit I know this.
ReplyDeletemae reeves calm the fuck down obvs youre not ashamed to admit you know it if youre screeching it four fucking times
DeleteI would've dumped him the minute he asked me to get up a 5am.
ReplyDeleteHe's an asshole for doing it and she's messed up for letting him.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the mercury poisoning causes him to act that way, y'all. *snickers* I'd have told this shithead where to get off right about that first 5 a.m. Starbucks run.
ReplyDeleteI can be as accommodating as the next person but, if you want something non emergent prior to 6:30a on weekdays, get it yourself...or die.
jenn *snickers* at how unGodly stupid your comment was
DeleteI don't blame this woman because I don't know her story. I've tried and tried to say it here before, and I'll say it again...the psychology of abusive relationships is SO complex. It ain't some dichotomous "women either put up with this crap, or they're smart enough to leave" situation.
ReplyDeleteIs he mentally ill? He's certainly not a star, not even a real celebrity so what is wrong with him. I've read bad stuff about him on other websites. He thinks he's important and he's so not.
ReplyDeleteI hope she gives him the herp or worse.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, he's a tool. Eventually he'll start to lose his hair and develop a spare tire... Oh wait - already done.
ReplyDeleteI will crack his head with my thighs.
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