Ireland Baldwin has been everywhere lately.
Jennifer Lopez and Kenneth Cole
Uma Thurman
Carly Rae Jepsen
The lovely Iman
Liza Minelli gets sandwiched by Kenneth Cole and Alan Cumming
Gabourey Sidibe
Yeah, these were the fashions they got to watch. Camo pajamas.
What in the tragic Barbie hell, Ums?!?
ReplyDeleteIreland needs to keep her 17 year old boobs tucked in. Carly Rae Jepsen's 15 minutes were up loooong ago.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, speaking of boobs uma's are looking lil uneven..
DeleteI agree with both of you. But, damn, Ireland is beautiful!
DeleteIreland needs to be sent home to put some CLOTHES on. And JHo&Uma needs new wardrobe advisors. STAT! This is a wardrobe EMERGENCY CODE BLUE.
DeleteThe fact that Uma tried yet another gigantic gown that enveloped three countries at her most recent red carpet tells me she has lost her mind.
And JHo never had an ounce of good taste but this dress is worse than the skintone lace onesie. Well. Maybe worse. At LEAST as bad. It SUCKS.
"THE CULTURE has become so damaging that someone who leaves anonymous comments can drive the story!" That's what one "veteran showbiz reporter" says in reaction to the Internet scandal that is rumbling through Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteIt's a complicated tale of an online gossip site called "Crazy Days and Nights," which may or may not be entirely fake, may or may not be written by a celebrity or a real "insider," but most certainly has caused some trouble.
Robert Downey Jr. had to issue a public denial that he was submitting "items" to the site.
This is a tale of Internet titillation. It doesn't titillate me very much, but it illustrates how powerless celebrities are in the face of people in their pajamas, sitting at home, just making it all up. (Ordinary folks are even more powerless!)"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/liz-smith/crazy-days-and-nights_b_1397512.html
Shhhhhhhh! The grown ups are talking!
DeleteUma's dress is gorgeous. She needs to fix the boob situation, but still gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteCanopener, take your meds already!
Uma did not aged as good as I was expecting
DeleteWhat? RDJ is not Himmmm? Did everybody knows this except for me??
ReplyDeletethanks canopener for all the insight today.
I love the bottom of Uma's dress. Too bad about the top.
ReplyDeleteWow Ireland really looks like kim in this pic. Jlo what in blue hell are you wearing?! Uma what's up with the wonkey bewb?
ReplyDeleteJoella, lol wonky boob! Thats all i see too, miss high and miss low, lol
DeleteIreland is growing up way too fast. She's only 17 & does not look it at all. Stay young girl. It goes by way too fast.
ReplyDeleteKatie is drinking the canopener=kympossible KoolAid.
ReplyDeleteOh I'm totally being sarcastic. We've all heard everything before. Canopener acts like we haven't been informed. I'm sure I, like many of you, read the site more for the comments and everyone here. Its all in good fun!
DeleteUma looks gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteIreland, your dress is falling off dear.
ReplyDeleteUma, hate the color, but you are workin that dress girl! =)
JLo.......oh nooooo.
I can't get past Uma's lopsidedness.
ReplyDeleteWho is that gorgeous being with Iman?! Omg! (I'm obviously not talking about the fella in the middle. LOL)
ReplyDeleteNO! @Ms. Killjoy, zat one is mine I tell you MINE!!! I LIKES me some pretties and suddenly they are all over the place on CDAN.
DeleteALLLLLLLL MIIIIIIIIIINE.
and yes I CAN HANDLE IT!
Poor ireland is only 17, and im sick of her already!!! I hate to say it, but very limited amt of roles for gaborney. She prob doesnt want to be the fat friend or token fat character, so its hard to get decent roles.
ReplyDeleteAnd a rare miss for jlo.
DeleteAunt Licky I was thinking the same thing about Gabby. So very talented but H'wd likes their stick figures over artists tragically.
DeleteAunt Licky? Hahaha. Thanks for the giggle.
DeleteI thought I was being a mom thinking Ireland's dress was too low cut... seems a popular thought.
ReplyDeleteSort of OT but I met Kim Bassinger years ago in a very low key one on one basis (at a resort i worked at) and she was so wonderful, sweet and gracious. Beautiful lady.
Nice fake tits, Uma...
ReplyDeleteIman looks just incredible, as always.
That dress is WAY to old for Ireland. Dress your age! Save that dress for when you're 30.
ReplyDeleteThe top of that dress would only look good on Sophia Loren anyway.
DeleteHe’s [Enty] never been friendly with DiCaprio, and within 24 hours of The Post’s call to DiCaprio’s people, that particular “reveal” vanished from Enty’s site.
ReplyDeleteIman is posing with Victor Garber and Paris Jackson in male drag.
ReplyDeleteSomeone muzzle the troll, already. Sheesh!
Love love my victor g!!!!!!!
DeleteAt the way Uma is standing she has her hip thrown to one side hence the way for top makes one boob look more prominent than the other. I happen to think that that dress looks lovely on her. But that's just my opinion.
ReplyDelete:+( must respectfully disagree dear Sherry. If the top wasn't so tight and the bottom wasn't so huge I would love it. Beautiful color though ;)
DeleteCamo pj's what to stock up on should the zombie apocalypse happen
ReplyDeleteIreland looks so much like her mom. I love Kim, so nice to here she's good people!
ReplyDeleteSo many favourites in these pics!! J'adore Alan Cumming and him with Liza is poifection! Iman looks awkward in that photo but she is fabulous. I would have to hate any other person with my David, but can't be angry at her as I love them together.
ReplyDeleteUma still has her baby boobies! Showing them bad boys off to a tee :D
ReplyDeleteIreland: No wait time, I realized she's Jersey legal.
ReplyDeleteUma
JLo
Sophia B: Once someone (Aunt Liddy herself?) misspelled the name and it came out Aunt Licky. We all enjoyed a laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't 'splain it but I do love Uma's dress. I'm sorry you have no taste..(LOL! You know I'm teasing of course.)
They all seem to be wearing dresses with a lot of fabric.
Other than the boob situation, Uma looks amazing! I love the shape of her dress!
ReplyDeleteGabby--love you girl! Your dress needs a bit more sleeve, but other than that you are rocking it!