January 7, 2013
This former A list tweener who is now still a B list celebrity who can't decide if she is an actress or a singer is really worried. Really worried. She has never been tested for any STD's, because even though she had unprotected sex with her former A list tweener boyfriend, he always told her he had protected sex with everyone he cheated with. Turns out he has never had protected sex with anyone and the tweener is freaking out and scared of what her doctor will tell her.
Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
NO BIEBERS.
ReplyDeleteAnd she should be...
ReplyDeleteMisch, thats what i was going to say! She ahld be worried and get checked out. Who knows whats fernenting in that little germ factory?
DeleteEwwwww.... I can't believe she let that touch her!!
ReplyDeleteshe got the Bieber Feva
ReplyDeleteThere's no worse disease than the mental state that would enable her to date a lesbian trapped in a prepubescent boy's body. After she gets the penicillin and possible rabies vac, she needs to get her head checked.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE got this, but @jilly was first
ReplyDeleteShe Beliebed him??
ReplyDeleteWho has time for that?!
DeleteAs long as she don't have the Hi-5, I'll bone Selena bareback, and not worry about the STDs. Herp and warts aint no big thang, for everythng else there are anti-biotics. Big whoop.
ReplyDeleteIf she got Hi-5, then I would rap it. It is difficult for a man to catch it during sex, but I wouldn't want to chance it.
So what were the fucking results?
ReplyDeleteWell, Selena can join the HPV club like 80% of the sexually active girls these days... Anything else, there's antibiotics for.... except the Herp..glad I dodged that bullet!! If she does get it, she can hook up with Chase Crawford anytime, if he wasn't so busy with boys...uggg... Doubt biebs has HIV.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he need to wear a condum when sex for him is getting pegged by some chick or blowing one of his homies on the dl.
ReplyDeleteAnd she kept fucking with him.
ReplyDelete..so her "worries" got null and voided by me...
ahh poor thing. She is young, and will learn.
ReplyDeleteYawn, kids hooking up and forgetting to wrap it up. I would be more shocked if they were careful.
ReplyDeleteJust getting condoms for Biebs is a hassle. Cutting the pinky fingers off of ladies gloves is a time consuming hassle.
ReplyDeletelollll Texas---I was sorta think that too
ReplyDeleteWhat time will enty stop revealing blinds? need to know before i leave lol
ReplyDeleteIf I was 18, I'd probably want to screw Justin too. I'm sure our parents questioned our love for new kids on the block and new edition, et al. That being said I would hope I had enough sense to use a damn condom. C'mon Selena, do better.
ReplyDeleteMy mom still has my NKOTB themed birthday party. With my permed hair. And neon tie dyed clothes. I wish she would get rid of those.
DeleteOh Count... Antibiotics do not work for Herp or warts.
ReplyDeleteThe two types of Herp is for LIFE (the odd cold sore included). It may be dormant most of the time, but the virus lives in the nerve cells, and can be transmitted (even when dormant) when the virus is active, and semi-active (shedding). When shedding, the host has no symptoms. The immune system plays a huge role in how active this virus is.
Warts - 60+ different viruses. About five of them can lead to cancer. However, new research is indicating that a lot of people's immune systems clear the virus after a couple of years. This is fantastic news, but one must still be careful. Condoms do not prevent transmission. Most wart viruses do not actually lead to warts.
Removal of genital and anal warts is done by repeated treatments of liquid nitrogen. Very painful.
She better have her mouth checked....from what has been written about him, the Biebs loves to mouth the beav....
ReplyDeleteYou may be scared honey, but if you don't get checked, you could wind up not being able to have children, or DEAD.
ReplyDeleteThe Real Dragon I think 7 PM
ReplyDeleteRun go play! And when you can log back on, you will have lots and lots of blinds to read!
@joella,. Thanks =]
Deletethank you intelligent Unknown person, for your common sense post. Don't care about Booger and Sellouta.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm curious what critters Selena coulda caught from this prepubescent puke.....
ReplyDeleteI think every time you lie to a partner about always practicing safe sex your schlong should shrink - reverse Pinocchio.
ReplyDeleteNEWSFLASH - you can get STDs from oral sex, whether you are giving or receiving.
Count Jerkula said antibiotics is for everything else EXCEPT the herp & warts. Which is pretty accurate.
ReplyDelete@ Hunter & Count.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Count. Misread your post.
I have no sympathy for anyone in this day and age who has unprotected sex outside of marriage. That is just stupid with HIV running around, and there is still no cure for AIDS. If you dont use a condom or make your boyfriend use a condom ad you get an STD, then its your own damn fault.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people mentioned Bieber being a lesbian? The only similarity is that they are both attracted to women. The lesbian I know treat women better, have better hair, and they actually know how to dress themselves. Enough with the lesbian shit.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, big deal on the warts for guys. It just makes yer cock "studded for her pleasure."
ReplyDeleteIt is nasty though when you slip a finger in a stripper while getting a couch dance and feel a mess of love bumps in there. No soap in the shithouse so I bit a finger on my other hand, while I scalded the tainted one. Nothing grew.
Anyone having unprotected sex is at risk. My son was married, faithful, and contracted AIDS from his wife. She also had unprotected sex ... with someone other than her husband, my son. (Of course he didn't know about it.) We didn't have a clue until he landed in the hospital with pneumonia, and they tested him. He died 6 weeks later. It was too late to treat him. So anyone, ANYONE, can get HIV if they are having unprotected sex. If Beiber is not using a wiener wrapper... he's a potential loaded weapon indiscriminately being aimed at innocent people.
ReplyDeleteI think that video of Taylor Swift making a face and sticking out her tongue on response to Selena kissing the Biebs says it all.
ReplyDeleteI hear the Bieber Fever involves a lot of vaginal itching
ReplyDeletenevarmore, I am so sorry for the loss of your son.
ReplyDeleteThere was a prostitution sting in our area last month. Over 100 johns were caught ranging in age from 17-78. The first thing that came to my mind was the diseases these men would be bringing home. A few were from my area, including the 17 year old, and a few married men. I can't imagine why anyone would take a risk like that.