Friday, August 23, 2013

Blind Item #6

You have never seen in-laws get along as well as these two, except they are not in-laws yet. He does not have many friends. He is kind of in lock down mode and doesn't get to leave the house much. When he gets a new stash of Bolivia's finest, the first person he calls is his future celebrity sister-in-law. She appreciates it just as much as he does and if she happens to sometime sit on his lap while she does it that is ok right? It is not like he has married her A list celebrity sister yet.


24 comments:

  1. Asslee and Chestica's piece

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  2. ^Yep, haven't there been similar blinds, at least about the lap part?

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  3. The Simpson sister. Yes there was an earlier blind about the lap part.

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  4. Jessica should dump him...and then we can watch him sue her....

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  5. That's nasty for a sister to do that. Trash.

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  6. Yes, I thought Jessica and AssLee

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  7. So why is Jessica's "fiance" in lockdown mode?

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  8. Kanye and Khloe.

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    1. Wow those names popped in my head while reading this also.

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  9. How does he afford coke?

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  10. I was thinking Kanye and Kourtney. Lockdown mode trying to "hide from the paps"

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  11. Simpson fit, tho I'd never consider J to be A-list. At.all.

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    1. Not a Simpson fan, but give her credit where it's due. She went from being a mediocre pop star to running a billion dollar fashion business. She's definitely more successful than Britney or Xtina turned out to be.

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  12. I thought Scott and Khloe

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  13. Jessica's fiance would be in lockdown because he has a new baby.

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  14. Also I think Jessica pays him not to embarrass her...

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  15. Lisa and Maggie Simpson. Baby Maggie is all grown up now.

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  16. Damn!! I was hoping a Kardashian sister.

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  17. My first thought was Paris hilton's fiance/boyfriend.

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  18. Kanye does have the song "Love Lockdown" too...Simpsons are a good guess too, though.

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  19. Asslee isn't A anywhere. Come on!

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  20. It doesn't say Ashley is A, just calls her a celebrity. Jessica is supposed to be the A list celebrity in this.

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  21. I think it's Kanye and Khloe, she'd break Douche Lord's stick-like leg if she sat in his lap.

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