May 31, 2013
This A list mostly television actor has been paying his current girlfriend $300K a month to sleep with him every month for almost the past year. A subscription to Playboy would be way cheaper. She is trying to get him to marry her, but he says that paying this amount every month is way less expensive than getting married and then divorced.
Charlie Sheen
Girlfriend is Georgia Jones.
ReplyDeleteOh, Charlie
ReplyDeleteyeah he really needs to not get married again!!!!
ReplyDelete$300K for that fug monster?
ReplyDeleteFor Reals, FSP! That's why I don't believe it.
DeleteChrist! I call Bullshit on this one. Unless he is a phenomenal businessman (in which case he would have been written up in the Wallstreet Journal," Wallstreet on Wallstreet") he can't Have that kind of $$$ and support his druggy short lifestyle!
ReplyDeleteAccording to celebrity net worth Charlie has $125 million and probably makes 20 or 30 mill a year. He can afford it.
DeleteShort? #%&%% phone! Whore infested lifestyle is what I meant to say ... Ooops
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ReplyDeleteEvery time she brings up marriage, he should cut her pay by $50k/month. That'll shut that whore up.
ReplyDeleteDamn, so in the wrong line of business
ReplyDeleteI think paying for it makes sex better for him, like it's part of the thrill. He's been a john since he was very young and yes, handsome back then.
ReplyDeleteThat actually doesn't sound like a bad gig, if you can get it. $3.6M/year?! Where do I sign up for a year?
ReplyDeleteI know this to be true - he doesn't sleep with Georgia much due to the slew of other escorts he has come in and out. Georgia is a BIG xanex/pot-person and actually sleeps pretty much all the time.
ReplyDeletemmmhmmmm
Money is literally nothing to Charlie, he normally pays between 10-15k per escort, but normally she'll be there for a few days and in those days she'll pretty much be in charge of arranging/finding MORE escorts to come over (albeit briefly).
ReplyDeleteI may have to make a pilgrimage to Sheen's house and leave some coke and booze at the gate, like people used to do with Hunter.
ReplyDeleteLOL - is this going to be declared to the IRS?
ReplyDelete@count
ReplyDelete.... mulholland drive
$3.6M a year = having Charlie Sheen's penis anywhere near me for 365 days. 8760 hours x $410/hr. Still not worth it.
ReplyDeleteHe is looking more like Hugh hefner everyday.
ReplyDelete@LittleGirl: if you would like to share any stories discreetly, my email is in my profile and they would stay private.
ReplyDeleteOn the off chance you are Kacey Jordan, your lil butt is the stuff dreams are made of.
On the off chance you are Bree Olsen, how are Dr Sniffles and your Chair Leg doing.
300k after taxes? Is this considered a gift, if so, is that tax a a lower rate than income tax?
ReplyDeleteIf I made 3m per year but I had to have secksy-time with Charlie Sheen, I would spend my entire salary on paying scientists to make a real version of those mind-wipe zappers like in "Men in Black."
ReplyDelete@Count: what about Capri Anderson? She's been photographed with him lately. I guess that NYC hotel room stuff is just let-bygones-be-bygones.
ReplyDelete@MsPink Kitty: If this is a gift the recipient doesn't pay the taxes, the person gifting does.
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