I get it. You like the rolled up cuff look on your jeans because you imagine yourself to be Elvis in the 50's. Every single day you do this. Please stop. Oh, and stop talking to the chest.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Random Photos Part Two
The Kardashian sisters do their best to remind you how rich they are.
As Jonah Hill said in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, "I just went from six to midnight." Hello Anna Kendrick. I'm going to need a few minutes.
Ali Lohan wears shorts, albeit small ones, while her
older sister says shorts are for those who plan on not having sex with random strangers.
Lake Bell has apparently saved the wines. It is a much better charity than just saving animals or something. Everyone does that. Who looks out for the wines that need to saved and sent to a loving home?
Madonna wore this to her new gym franchise. Very workout friendly. of course it is in Rome, so maybe Italians wear this to work out.
It's a Modern Family love fest.
Maria Sharpova picking up a few bucks this week.
Dear Olivier Martinez,
I get it. You like the rolled up cuff look on your jeans because you imagine yourself to be Elvis in the 50's. Every single day you do this. Please stop. Oh, and stop talking to the chest.
I get it. You like the rolled up cuff look on your jeans because you imagine yourself to be Elvis in the 50's. Every single day you do this. Please stop. Oh, and stop talking to the chest.
Khloe and Kourtney - that's just stupid.
ReplyDeleteLindsey - this pic makes me feel sorry for her. and those boots are horrible.
Tacky kardashians
ReplyDeleteScoliosis? Worms? Mental problems? Why are they standing like that?
ReplyDeleteStop, just stop with the Ktrash
ReplyDeleteHalle and Olivier look so happy, when is this child going to be born ? she announced it 8 months ago because she said people noticed she was showing...Really ?
ReplyDeleteHow does Halle look happy in that shot? She looms distracted, and possibly distressed to me. Where is her bump? And her glow? She looks bad. For her.
DeleteThere have been a half dozen or so Kardashian pics in the last couple of weeks. I wonder how Enty #1 is paid, and by . Direct deposit/Seacrest?
ReplyDeleteWord is Seacrest is looking for a new family to replace the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteA non, why? Dont see need for replacement.
DeleteI'd like the Anna Kendrick pic more if her hair didn't look so crunchy. It doesn't look like bed head; it looks like "I just got the vomit out of it" head. It might just be me, but it just looks weird.
ReplyDeleteAnna Kendrick seems nice and all, but are just has that bulemic look to her that I've seen on too many girls I know.
ReplyDeleteLake? As in a lot of water? That's an American dumb name, on line with North, Dakota or Paris (for females).
ReplyDeleteI, for some reason, don't find Kendrick fuckable. I know she is hot, even cute, but has something that doesn't make her instant-boner-making.
Kendrick
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LiLo
My gym turned into a Madonna gym. She didn't come to open it.
ReplyDeleteHow does Kendrick look bulimic? Her cheeks and belly aren't puffy at all.
ReplyDelete@ Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, it's Lake Bell who's got by far the best body of them all. Check her cover feature for New York Magazine.
Lake Bell is skinny like a toothpick. HOW is that a great body? So unhealthy.
Delete@Angela: Yes she looks hot on that cover, but the outfit here is terrible and it is the first I've ever seen her.
ReplyDeleteI like Anna too, but she is not sexy at all. I think she's barely attractive.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteBell has a very large nose that can be unflattering with the wrong angle (she's actually half-Jewish) but she has just a killer body. She gets more attention now that she's the director of an acclaimed indie movie but she's been a very talented comedian for quite a time and she was often the best thing in otherwise bland movies (cough... No Strings Attached... cough...)
And if she didn't get some work done on her nose, it also means that the other parts are genuine.
I was watching an old will and grace episode. Madonna played the neighbor. It was shocking to me how naturally unattractive Madonna is.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, wear pants. PLEASE, I beg you, COVER THOSE LEGS..
ReplyDeleteIt would have been really funny if there had been an earthquake while the K girls were standing on the cars.
ReplyDeleteAngela, why are you dipping into racist stereotypes in your post on Lake Bell? Talking about her nose, then add that she's 1/2 Jewish...
ReplyDeleteCome on, girl...
Lindsay's shirt dress/gold shoes/black velvet choker feels like a trip thru Forever 21 & Claire's circa 1997.
ReplyDeleteDo not get the appeal of Anna Kendrick, however, she is a million times better than that Shailene Woodley girl. She's The Worst.
@ Alexa Rose
ReplyDeleteI'm also Jewish. And, by being Jewish, we have unfortunately a higher likelihood of getting ovarian cancer or having a big nose. And we joke about the big nose stuff. Remember Spaceballs, with the attempt of threatening "Drewish" princess Vespa by reversing her nose job.
nice job, Anna, they don't just grow naturally
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hotflick.net/pictures/009MPE_Anna_Kendrick_003.html
I have kinda tried to reserve judgement on Khloe...the rest of them are gross....but after this disgusting picture, I can't take their let-them-eat-cake attitude. Totally disgusted... I hope they die...
ReplyDeleteKendrick plays a ditzy character in her new film, Rapture-Palooza, hence the sexy shooting which is otherwise totally at odds with her usual screen persona.
ReplyDeleteActually, Angela, as a member of the tribe, I feel comfortable saying that you're not helping with the stereotypes. Being Jewish doesn't make it okay to make a crack about her nose, then adding the caveat "but I can say that because I'm Jewish." Wrong. Please don't do that anymore.
ReplyDeleteIs t possible Halle already had her baby? I barely see a bump and she should be huge by now
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