Thursday, August 01, 2013

Randy Travis Is Out Of The Hospital

Not even three weeks ago, it looked like Randy Travis was going to die. Except for his brother who was dealing meth, the entire rest of the Travis family had gathered at randy's hospital bed for what they presumed were going to be the last few hours or days of his life. Doctors did what they do though and just 25 days after he was admitted to the hospital, Randy Travis has now been discharged and is now in a physical therapy center. He was put there because his insurance is good and still paying. No, actually he was put in the therapy center because of the stroke he suffered while he was in the hospital on July 10. Randy's fiancee thanked everyone for their well wishes. Wait. Randy has a fiancee? Oh yeah, the woman he had an affair with. She was married with two kids at the time Randy started sleeping with her. Then he got into that fight with her husband in the church parking lot. You know, when Randy got arrested.


34 comments:

  1. Fight in a church parking lot over cheating? That's just country being country.

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  2. Holy shit, that is one scary fucking picture!!!!

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    1. Yes, meanie, my very first reaction was "ahhhh!" Scary

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  3. I seriously thought that was a tranny

    anyway best on his recovery

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    1. Just a tip, if you post on any Gawker/Jezebel/Celebitchy sites, do not use that word. They've been shredding Cyrus to bits for using it when she meant "drag." They refuse to accept she used it incorrectly.

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  4. Karen, I think Randy does most of his business in church parking lots. I recall another arrest when he was passed out in his car in a church parking lot. I think he's got them country boy super genes, like George Jones. Hard to kill. Hope he recovers and can stay off the bottle.

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  5. Kick him while hes down new Enty.

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  6. Is that his fiancee in the photo? She, as Miss Swan would say, look like a man.

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    1. @Mango...

      Hahaha!!! Miss Swan would be right!!

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    2. Mango, thanks for that.

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  7. He's pushed his luck as far as it will go. If this latest episode didn't scare him straight, nothing will.

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  8. @Frufra, I think that a church parking lot is a great place to conduct business. Cops don't stake it out, so it would be great for drug dealers.

    I also hope that Randy gets his shizz together. Now I need to go listen to "Three Wooden Crosses" and cry.

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  9. If you stare at the faces long enough, they look like brother and sister.

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  10. @Karen, my favorite is "Better Class of Losers". Pure country gold.

    I've also conducted business in a church parking lot - but more "business time" kind of business, if you know what I mean. Probably wasn't pleasing to The Lord. Me and Randy got some stuff in common :-p.

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    1. DO tell? .......

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    2. @Sophia - just teenaged monkey business. The church was way back in the woods - very dark and quiet at night.

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  11. Anonymous7:53 AM

    IT'S A MAN! baby

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  12. "Digging Up Bones" is my Randy jam. God, have spent many sleepless nights doing it, too!

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  13. Wow? That is just a skillet full of oogly googly. I wonder what Randy thought to himself when he woke up from the stroke stone cold sober and got his first look at this trick. Did he even recognize her? Oh. My. Lord.

    Jesus take the wheel on THIS mess. Freakin' me OUT!?

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  14. " He was put there because his insurance is good and still paying."

    I heard he took out a Canadian policy.

    Glad he's doing better.

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  15. I always thought he was gay!

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  16. That has GOT to be a post-op tranny. I'm around a few of them on a regular basis and she would fit right on in.

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  17. OMG. I just realized: they both have very large heads, especially foreheads. Yikes-ola.

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  18. Lotta - I don't want to look at it that long!

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  19. Strokes are nothing to fuck with, trust me. Been there and literally have the t-shirt lol

    I was talking to a friend about it yesterday on Twitter (same name as here if anyone cares) and I mentioned to her my neurologist and I have been working on a therapy using the Nintendo Wii and the DS that two of the area hospitals have begun using with great results.

    It's ironic that people always said my video game addiction was a waste of time but now it's gotten me mentioned in medical journals.

    If anyone you know has had a stroke or suffers from any form of partial paralysis in their hands and arms, pick up a new or used Nintendo Wii (I've seen then as low as $50 used) and pretty much any games (Boom Blox is really good for the rehabbing because the movements need to be precise but not perfectly precise) and the best part of it is you can actually see the improvement on the screen in scores and such.

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  20. Of course business is done in Church parking lots. If youve been to the deep south you know theres a church on every corner!
    Randy Travis is one of the few country singers I enjoy. Hes never done things the traditional way.

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  21. Say what you want but this new one is an improvement over the last wife.

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  22. I thought it was classic Jill Abbott from the young and restless.

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  23. Well hells bells that's a country song raht there! (Channel your inner Dolly when you read it)

    And Amy is right! CLT has more churches per capita than any town in the US. That was actually their brag people!

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  24. @G, she does look like Jill a bit, but I thought this lady had a stoke because her eye is ...weird. And, she's orange.

    Forever Amen is my favorite Randy song, btw. I'm glad he's getting better.

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  25. Anonymous5:33 PM

    is that a man?

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  26. Maybe in a bizarro world there's a band called Smithareo with a song that fits: "Lady Looks Like a Dude" (it's not a very singable song, but this is bizarro world we're talking about).

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