June 29, 2013
This former A list "singer," who later became a reality star and punchline to drinking jokes was at a party last week when she got a little drunk and decided to try and do some twerking. She is aging and not as blessed with the dance moves she once was so then went to a strip tease, but she had so many layers of Spanx and things bound together to keep from splitting that it became laughable at how long it was taking her.
Paula Abdul
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Bahahahahaha!!! Straight Up sad!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Christopher Cruz!
ReplyDeleteNo. This is wrong!
ReplyDeletePaula Abdul still denies that she's ever had a problem with drugs of booze.
ReplyDelete@LocoLola, Enty is NEVER wrong. Shut your face!
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ReplyDeleteJeez, Stan much?
Poor lonely Paula so much to offer so little to give it to.
ReplyDeleteThe stans on this site are a bit extreme!
ReplyDeleteShes allways ben a bit wierd butt tat is kinda of sad. no-thing worser then a ole lady tryeng to gettin down ans flailing.
ReplyDeleteIs Paula still claiming she has never, ever had a drop of alcohol? I always thought that was such an extreme statement it either had to be completely true or complete bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI like Paula. Just because she might have gotten "a little drunk" at this party doesn't mean that she's always drunk, nor does it mean that her claims of taking meds for her pain condition as an explanation for her sometimes spacey behavior aren't still true as well.
ReplyDeleteAt least she has no spouse or children to be tormented as she swirls the bowl. The only ones adversely affected by her impending OD or accidental death are the leaches enabling her so they can keep cashing paychecks.
ReplyDeleteAuto - Have you been to the dentist? When I read your posts, in my head it sounds like it. It's like when someone on here had a faulty keyboard & it sounded like they had a lisp. V funny at the time.
ReplyDeleteI'm more surprised that she wears spanx and several layers at that. Bubble burst.
ReplyDeletePaula was just on Arsenio. She looked good.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for her to sing Cold Hearted.
Awww...she seems sweet. At least she's a fun drunk.
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