October 22, 2012
This foreign born actress who is probably a B- list all movie actress has A list name recognition and a huge following and legions of male admirers. She is moving back to the US which is causing her boyfriend all kinds of trauma. He had been counting down the days until his girlfriend left town after her current movie finishes filming. He has grown tired of her always thinking she is smarter than him and correcting his grammar and table manners and why this is wrong and that is wrong. He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______, that it is really boring and very plain. He had been seeing someone else when she was out of the country before and was really looking forward to being back with her, but just didn't want to be the bad guy and be the guy who broke up. The actress is talking about moving in and all he can think about is moving far away.
Emma Watson
So shes a shitty girlfriend. She's young and figuring shit out. Big deal, still seems like a sweet girl with good intentions.
ReplyDeleteShe went to Brown, what college did he attend?
ReplyDeleteReading it is confusing hes looking forward to being back with her but doesn't like being with her because shes smart and boring. So why are you looking forward to being back with her?
ReplyDeleteshopgirl, he went to Boston University, and they met when both doing their "Year Abroad" at Worcester College, in Oxford, UK. (An amusing "year abroad" for Emma, as she's from Oxford, and her mother still lives there. She stayed in a dorm, though, not at Mom's.)
ReplyDeleteOh, Emma, Emma, Emma, he's no good for you! You need a married fat guy almost as old as your father to make you his bit o'crumpet on the side! That's the only way you can be happy!
Sick thought
DeleteLegions of male admirers? I'm a girl so I don't know. I love Hermione and all but is this really a thing?
ReplyDeleteYes. Men wet themselves for Emma, not as Hermione though.
Deleteshe needs to get rid of him, little whiny asshole
ReplyDeleteHe's an ass. A coward. Just break up.
ReplyDeleteBoth young, dumb and full of ___.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDelete@Jonathan- you are such a great writer! You have become my favorite and I get excited with each post you comment on-so SPOT on with each one! Keep it up, my CDAN friend! :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, one way or the other, if only because he decided he was well-off with Emma, they've clearly worked it out, because she's still with Will Adamowicz -- who by the way, is almost certainly not in it for the money, at the very least, because his family is very wealthy. She was photographed with him in London after the GQ "Man of the Year" awards, where she was named "Woman of the Year."
ReplyDeleteI said when this blind hit that it seemed unlikely to me, because Emma made no secret of her desire to stay in the states and continue/complete her education, and her fansites all knew she'd still be here. The likelihood that Adamowicz wouldn't already know that seemed, and still seems, pretty small to me.
I stand by my theory that this was leaked by some friend of Adamowicz's, and it's not very credible.
Don't worry Emma, I can tolerate the tears during sex. Just get in touch. And I've never seen them stupid movies, so I ain't gonna be satisfied w/ "I'm banging Hermione". I'll put ya through the motions and have you knockin the socks off the next guy once I'm bored with you.
ReplyDeleteAgree, just break up! Whats the prob?
ReplyDeleteSo he's a star fucker with no backbone. If you're that miserable, just leave. Ass.
ReplyDeleteAnother blind that might be BS. People stop believing.
ReplyDeleteThis is a boy who needs to man-up.
ReplyDeleteIt's unfortunate that she's having problems getting decent roles and breaking out of the Hermione thing. I think she has a lot of potential and talent.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to point out that we've seen Emma Watson ranked a B- today, while Kim Kartrashian is ranked A list!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed Topper what is with all these men who are wusses.....just do it, just break up - cruel to string people along.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't want to be the bad guy by breaking up with her, but he doesn't mind cheating on her. Ah, young love!
ReplyDeleteRandom sidebar. My friend lives in East Hampton and sees celebrities all the time. She said people leave them alone and don't approach them but Emma is the exception. She is swarmed by the young uns!!
ReplyDeleteWhat an utter man-child.
ReplyDeleteJust break up with her then, there are plenty of other guys who would love the chance to be corrected and have sex with Emma. Maybe the guy should have appreciated that she was helping him with his grammar and table manners instead of letting him continue to look dumb.
ReplyDeleteGo to any college or university Emma. There are THOUSANDS of young men who worship you. College guys who grew up with Harry Potter absolutely love Emma.
ReplyDeleteShe is smarter than him!
ReplyDeleteThis would be Johnny Simmons
ReplyDeletehow is Emma Watson B- ?????
ReplyDeleteranking system needs some adjustment
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ReplyDeleteMiriam Arnaez: Emma and Johnny Simmons had split up long before this blind. This was Will Adamowicz, Emma's then -- and current -- boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, at risk of being repetitive, I doubt the veracity of this blind. The idea that we fans knew all about her planned return to the States, and Adamowicz didn't, is risible.