Monday, October 22, 2012

Blind Item #1

This foreign born actress who is probably a B- list all movie actress has A list name recognition and a huge following and legions of male admirers.  She is moving back to the US which is causing her boyfriend all kinds of trauma. He had been counting down the days until his girlfriend left town after her current movie finishes filming. He has grown tired of her always thinking she is smarter than him and correcting his grammar and table manners and why this is wrong and that is wrong. He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______, that it is really boring and very plain. He had been seeing someone else when she was out of the country before and was really looking forward to being back with her, but just didn't want to be the bad guy and be the guy who broke up. The actress is talking about moving in and all he can think about is moving far away.

59 comments:

Patty said...

So the boyfriend lives in the US?

rll said...

Hermione

Unknown said...

Sounds like an old one about Ben and Gwen.

Princess said...

Ril got it - Emma Watson. The Daily Mail has an article about how she is moving back to the US to finish her college at Brown or wherever she was going before when she quit.

Anonymous said...

Emma Watson really has legions of male followers? I suppose that's accurate if they are Harry Potter groupies, I just pictured someone sexier.

Kelly said...

Bfl that's what threw me too. Other than that it's a good guess.

Bluevelvet said...

I thought Emma Watson would be atleast Blist. I'm glad I never had to deal with guys dating me for the wrong reasons.

Basil said...

Emma Watson has legions of male admirers? Whatever. So who is the guy.

Princess said...

If you've ever read a post about her on a public forum full of sweaty old men, you would realize she has a ridiculous amount of male admirers. Just read the comments:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7241195/Emma-Watson-out-about-sans-makeup-fancy-clothes-Oh-yes-you-would?startid=78398867

a non a miss said...

Wasn't she dating a co star from Perks of Being a Wallflower (amazing book!) I think his name was Johnny Simmons aka Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim

MacAttack said...

Emma Watson groupie here! i think shes gorgeous. hope she dumps the dickhead and picks a decent guy, although this doesn't exactly make her seem nice :(

Unknown said...

Most guys love her, honestly I really don't get it. For some reason I don't like her. She seems really snobby and is probably a secret bitch. I don't think she's that pretty either. So this blind makes me laugh lol

StewMcG said...

Princess, are you a fellow Farker?!?

And, yes, the guys there LOVE Emma (and, for the most part, Christina Hendricks.)

Carolyn said...

I also do not think the wording of the blind fits Emma Watson. While it may be true that she has plenty of male admirers, she is not at all known for that so the wording seems off. With her being in the Harry Potter movies, I would think she would have just as many female admirers, if not more female admirers than male admirers. Especially as she is better known for fashion/style than for being a sex symbol. I'm not sure this is her.

Seachica said...

I used to lurk all the time at fark. I still think of the Florida tag whenever there is a crazy Florida story here..

Audrey said...

I think guys get tweaked by her because of her role in Harry Potter. Without that, she would be just another pretty actress. I have heard she's not very nice.

Princess said...

Yes MSM! Fark RSS feed is right next to CDAN on my browser LOL. I've never come across another website that can make me laugh myself sick just from the headlines. FARK is like therapy.
And you are so right Seachica - the Florida tag is the first thing I think of whenever I see something stupid online.

StewMcG said...

I think there needs to be a Fark/CDaN support group for those of us (read: ME) who spend WAY too much time at both sites. lmao

Seriously, they're cheaper (and more effective) than therapy.

The Real Dragon said...

Emma watson looks like an annoying girlfriend. she seems fake to most of the time.

Sherry said...

@Mary Stewart: I'm with you. I spend far too much time on this site..Now I need to look up Fark. Never heard about 'em til now.

Maya Sambora said...

OT , but has anyone else who views CDAN on an iPad been redirected or had random new tabs open to Porn sites?
NOT COOL! Enty. ... And it has only ever happened while opening CDAN.

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a non a miss said...

Maya- noticed that yesterday on my iphone. I got a Ron Jeremy pop up!

Miz said...

Maya, yes. I'm getting sick of being redirected to 'meet slappers in your area' with nudie pictures of women over 50 (and look over 80). I'm in Glasgow, if I wanted to meet slappers I'd stand outside for 5 mins!

Miz said...

Oh, and I think it's Emma Watson too. I want to like her but she annoys me.

deity2 said...

Yes, Maya.....I have been getting for Ron Jeremy...the sex pill guru.......gross!

Dramamonkey said...

Reading it as Emma Watson, I think there are some clues in the wording that relate to Hermione:

- thinking she is smarter and correcting grammar "It's wingardiem levioSahhhhhh, not leviosa"
- Very plain/boring.

Also IMDB says she's currently filming "Noah" - which I read is doing some scenes in NY and some in Iceland...


The Real Dragon said...

Lainey said emma was a little diva but nobody calls her out becuase its emma watson. Hermione the little girl everyone fell in love with yada yada

Sarah said...

Emma has been seeing another American college student, so this fits after reading it again. He had been hoping she was moving back home and now he has to end it.

lc said...

I'm going there right after I finish up here! Thanks a lot people! : )

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StewMcG said...

Rawsterdam, I was a TF'er but I let it expire about a year and a half ago (didn't know about the FB groups, though. As I'm in the US, I'm assuming I would be part of TFark.)

I should re-up because I really do miss it.

I'm guessing your EuroFark?

StewMcG said...

And I just re-upped. There goes the rest of my free time. lol

coolranchdoritos said...

If it is Emma this makes me sad. I like her- thing she was an adorable positive role model for young adult/teen girls.

Caraface said...

We have Farkers in the house, eh? I used to have Total Fark but I don't anymore - I lurk a lot on the entertainment tab over there. Interesting crossover!

JSierra said...

Am I the only one who read this as possibly Kate Beckinsale? Guys everywhere go nuts for her and the wording "legions of male admirers" made me think of Underworld.

JSierra said...

Am I the only one who read this as possibly Kate Beckinsale? Guys everywhere go nuts for her and the wording "legions of male admirers" made me think of Underworld.

Mama Abroad said...

Yes! It's happened a few times now.

beguessin said...

Yes, happened the first time on Sunday. so I switched to my phone and the page kept flashing to a blank screen. back and forth. don't want to turn this into a browser thread, but if this site infects my phone or iPad, I won't be coming back...

beguessin said...

She is married

Gabriella Oravetz said...

I have no respect for anyone that that bitches about his/her SO to anyone who'll listen, but does not have the balls to call them out on shit that s/he has a problem with. I doubt that Emma Watson would boil his bunny if he left her, if he likes the attention he gets from dating her, that's fine, but then he needs to STFU about bad mouthing her.

g.strathmore said...

This guy is a coward. Just break up with her, you douche!

Beta said...

how about diane kruget and her bf?
he follows her like a lost puppy, but I dont know, it could fit her

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Yet another embarrassingly-fervent Emma Watson groupie here.

I can see where this might seem Emma-ish, but I can't see Will Adamowicz, her boyfriend, her fellow student at Worcester college in Oxford, England, not knowing that she was coming back to the States this winter to resume classes, since that's been her plan all along.

The other day's Daily Fail article notwithstanding, she hasn't been dropping out of school and trying again, she's been following a plan that she's been describing openly for years. It's a four-year degree at Brown University, with the third year spent "studying abroad" -- which, in her case, meant about 20 minutes from her mother's house.

LA Mac said...

Maya - mine does that too, so annoying, and when I hit the back button, it takes me to the page I was at before the CDAN page, grr. I am always worried it will happen when someone is looking over my shoulder!

feraltart said...

Maya, only recently & only on my iPad. Thanks for posting, I wondered what was going on.

Princess said...

Rawsterdam, my TF expires also. I don't have FB, but I'm in the US.
The people that comment at Fark are the funniest Ive come across online. Love that place.

artemis said...

The porn site pop ups are interesting-Enty owns some porn websites. Maybe these pop ups are directing to those sites?

Thanks @Agent It for the intel on that.

anon said...

How about Kate Hudson? Seems like she's been spending a lot of time out of the country lately. Also seems like the type you'd get tired of quickly.

oldauntfannie said...

I went to high school with a boy who LOVED emma. Named his guitar after her, pics all over the locker, etc.

Bikey said...

I´m with the Emma guess (you guys are incredibly GOOD!!:).
I think one of the key clues may be in "He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______,...". It makes it look like the girl in question either has a superduper recognizable name or she´s VERY (as in universally) well known for one character in particular. Hence the "once you get over the fact that you are having sex with Hermione.." fits perfectly.

misspoppypants said...

Ita with the Emma Watson skepticism. No way she has 'legions' of male admirers, no way. A guitar (?) named in her honor here and there, a candle lit shrine of newspaper clippings and beggardly wishes said over rosary beads and even a few furtive pics from a long range zoom lens camera, but not legions. Three shrines max, two continents. A wet dream or two.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Personally not getting the Emma love, but when I look at 9gag soooooo many people adore this girl. She is like their number one hot chick. Ah well.. Must be the Harry Potter love.

Guess I'm aboard the Emma-train.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Was almost gonna guess Olivia Munn btw, she seems like a bitch who thinks too high of herself (yeah I guess my hate for her is obvious xD)
Only problem is that she is American and her bf is the foreign one, other way around. Oh meh. Still on Emma-train then.

Coriander Shea said...

I use Feeddler on the IPad and I have no problem. Sometimes you can even get it for free off of the Free App...err apps. (AppZapHD is a good one)

pinch weasel said...

The Chive regularly posts entire threads devoted solely to her, and the guys go NUTS. Ridiculous amount of male admirers is correct.

elspeth said...

What??? Enty owns some porn websites, and Agent It posted about it? I totally missed that. Could someone provide a link/info re the post, please?

Agent**it said...

I only know about 1 and it is a link on Enty Lawyers facebook page under "about". I don't know if s/he owns it. It is not on the CDAN fans page on facebook which I guess is fan operated .

Anna said...

Julie Delpy

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