April 11, 2013
This A list celebrity has been married for quite some time. Does he enjoy being married? You would not enjoy being married to the woman he is married to, but he sucks it up for the sake of the kids and because he just is not a confrontational guy. Back in the day he would confront and she would scream and yell and tell him that he was nothing like her ex who she still talks about ALL the time. Of course when she was with her ex she was talking about the ex before that. Our celebrity solves most of the issues by maintaining separate residences. They have enough of them to make it happen and even in the same city which makes it nice when dealing with the kids. He also has had a series of girlfriends. He started off with a foreign born A list celebrity in her own country who had a brief fling with A list dom here in the States. Now, she is more of a name of a one hit wonder. When the wife found out about her, he made a very sneaky move. He went and purposely started an affair with a B list mostly movie actress. He even got busted by the media and there was hell to pay at home, but it also took the pressure off his foreign born lover who he continues to see. She is free to see other guys, but rarely does and instead moves from house to house of the celebrity. No one has ever seemed to find it strange that the two are always in the same city.
A list celebrity: Chris Martin
Wife: Gwyneth Paltrow
First ex: Brad Pitt
Second ex: Ben Affleck
B list actress: Kate Bosworth
So who is the foreign-born one-hit wonder? I'm guessing she's English, like Chris.
ReplyDeleteOh wow!!!
ReplyDeleteJuicy, juicy! Also, kinda sad.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he linked to Natalie Imbruglia - presumably the foreign A list?
ReplyDelete@D Brown Yep, Natalie Imbruglia for the non-revealed other woman
DeleteNiiice
DeleteFor the one-hit wonder - Leona Lewis? She was supposed to be the biggest thing since wonder bread, but became a one-hit wonder quickly.
ReplyDeleteChris deserves a bit of normal, he's not getting it from Goopie
ReplyDeleteGoopy seems absolutely insufferable so can't blame the guy.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder who is the foreign-born actress?
Chris Martin is a decent looking fella.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Imbruglia? I don't know--I'm torn.
ReplyDeleteHigh five to @Karen!
Delete@Karen Zing!
DeleteChris and lover enjoying Goop's perfect interiors while she haughtily spins tales of their perfect-not life... Oh, sweet justice!
ReplyDeleteIs Vanity Fair still proceeding with their Goop expose? There probably wouldn't be much in it that isn't already known but still it would be funny to watch Gwynnie get nailed on an international level for her pretension and hypocricy.
ReplyDeleteThat sap didn't know any of this before he knocked her up?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Great reveal Fugazi Enty!
ReplyDeleteWell Gwenyth, it appears your bj's just aren't getting it! (as if she would EVER put it in her mouth! Lol) didn't she just get revealed that she wouldn't even touch Brads??
ReplyDeleteTrying...so..hard...to..care...nope! Got nothing!
ReplyDelete^^^BWAHAHAA @TalksTooMuch! Exactly, except I'm reading this and loving every second...shit!
ReplyDeleteWell this explains her weird comments last week about cheating.
ReplyDeleteAnd she seems like a nightmare. I can't believe multiple people have proposed to her. The sex can't possibly be that good to warrant a forced diet of kale and seeds or what-the-hell-ever see claims to eat.
Oh, this is juicy. Who are the other broads?
ReplyDeleteIn my next life, I will totally be the mysterious lover of a world famous rockstar. I will be kept in posche penthouse flats at the fanciest of hotels, spending my days drinking champagne and shopping; my few nights with the rockstar in frilly lingerie.
Sounds like heaven to me...
DeleteKaren..excellent.
ReplyDeletePoor Kate Bosworth - becoming the fall girl for these idiots (not totally excusing her though, she did find that Cut-price Sting attractive - ugh)
ReplyDeleteSo he's still seeing Imbrulia?
ReplyDeleteFor the life of me, I can't find anything redeemingly attractive about Goop. Never have, never could. Oh wait, her father produced the White Shadow.
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ReplyDeleteNatalie's been linked to other people in the last decade tho, but if it is her I hope she's happy. I've always liked her.
ReplyDeleteHow is any of this good for the kids?
ReplyDeleteWhile it's easy to forgive the guy for cheating on someone as horrible and obnoxious as the Goop, I have to wonder why he doesn't just divorce her. No one would blame him. The situation wouldn't change, he could still live near the kids in various houses they own, but the kids wouldn't have to eventually find out from some site on the internet that their father was cheating on their mother.
ReplyDeleteWhy stay for the kids if you're not actually STAYING with the kids??
If Chris leaves Goop, then it will be harder for him to shield the kids from her crazy.
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense to me.
DeleteElissa: right? Life is too short for this BS. Wouldn't it be better for the kids if the parents were actually happy? The both of them seem so miserable all the time, and that's got to mess with your head big time.
ReplyDeleteDid she sign a pre nup or who would have more money because $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ is a big factor in not divorcing
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Natalie Imbruglia for the 1st affair.
ReplyDeletei remember when Natalie Imbrulia was on an add for Twisties. her music career bombed after Torn (nice one Karen).
ReplyDeleteVanity Fair must be exposing this, which is exactly why she made her "I'm sooooooo much more enlightened than you simpletons" statement about cheating not being a big deal.
ReplyDeleteGOOP is about pretense - all flash, no substance -- he stays because somehow she has convinced him to... money, kids, whatever -- thus far, it's easier to maintain like this for the charade then walk away
ReplyDeleteI remember several years ago her making some lame excuse about why they never make appearances together. I don't recall the fact that he can't stand her coming up in the inteview.
ReplyDeleteGod if it's Natalie Imbruglia, he clearly has a thing for high-strung women
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why he got married with her in the first place. Did she trick him???
ReplyDeleteOH! This is a juicy one! hahahaha
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