April 8, 2013
This almost A list mostly movie actor was getting some sympathy because his A list model significant other had been cheating on him. It turns out that he is not above doing some cheating on his own, and talk about looking for the opposite. The woman he cheated with was a plus plus size model.
Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr
Good for him. Zaftig is sexier than skin and bones
ReplyDelete"Plus size" models are size 10 and up, normal sized women. Is Enty suggesting normal is a bad thing? Lol
ReplyDeleteBloom should dump Miranda...he can do so much better than her...
ReplyDeleteSeachica: It says plus plus. That means possible Lane Bryant territory. I'm sure he loved all that voluptuous sexy. Most normal men do.
ReplyDeleteGuessing "plus, plus" sized model is beyond the industry standard "plus sized," of 10-12. If I found him attractive, this might be hot, but he is a huge mehhh, to me
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like he doesn't care of her cheating. Get it bloom.
ReplyDeleteI guess they have some sort of agreement, or meeting of the minds. She does her thing, he does his.
ReplyDeleteFrom reading Ted I always thought he was gay. Huh.
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as plus sized male models certainly be a market in the US, look at the size of some of the rappers
ReplyDeletefrom reading Ted, I thought the world was gay.
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo. I love me some Orlando! I'll give him all the dirty sympathy he wants!
ReplyDeleteHe previously dated walking skeleton Kate Bosworth. Orlando must have loved not being stabbed by bones.
ReplyDeleteSo would plus plus size be considered Christina Hendricks territory? Why wouldn't he be attracted to someone with curves?
ReplyDeleteTina, what does the size of rappers have to do with anything?
Isn't Liv Tyler's sister a plus sized model?
ReplyDeleteHe does nothing for me, but he does seem to be a good daddy.
Size 10 is not "normal sized" it means you're chunky to fat.
ReplyDeleteWatching you tubby women pretend you're "normal" is boring.
Skip a meal
I'll skip a meal the day you can find your cock without the Hubble telescope motherfucker
DeleteBoom.
DeleteOrlando and Miranda have a very interesting marriage, they both seem to cheat all the time and neither one cares?
ReplyDeleteThanks Jay, for putting me right. My 5'9, rowing, biking, swimming, surfing size 10 ass is FAR from normal.
ReplyDelete@Jay, why don't you tell Serena Williams she is "chunky to fat", and not normal. All the king's men couldn't put you together again.
ReplyDeleteLiking anorexic looking women is not normal either.
@Reno, according to Ted everyone male celebrity is gay.
ReplyDeleteIs plus plus size an actual model category? I just assumed it was a typo for plus size.
@Jay, I doubt you could correctly guess a size 10 woman. It varies based on height, weight, body shape and muscle mass.
These are all size 10 and all different body types. Some are toned and fit, some aren't.
http://www.mybodygallery.com/search.html?gender=female&height=any&weight=any&age=any&pantSize=38&shirtSize=any&bodytype=&p=1
It is sad that in America obese is considered normal. Just because I'm not overweight doesn't mean I'm anorexic.
ReplyDeleteNot that all size 10 people are obese, but being a size 2 doesn't equate with being anorexic.
Seriously, my bf (& I) are naturally thin. People seem to think its ok to question if we're healthy, eating right or doing drugs. It's highly insulting!
Deletesize 10 is chunky? That depends alot on the girls height. Oh lonely dumbass.. no.no no .. just no. I suggest you change your screen name, because you are going to be hated on here forever.
ReplyDeleteSize 10 on a 5' woman might be big, but size 10 on a 5'7" woman is pretty normal and it had nothing to do with fat. It has to do with skeleton size. I just can't fit my 5'7" shoulders into a size 2 (or the equivalent of a children's size M) shirts since my shoulders are twice as wide. Size 2 is mainly for teenage girls, petite women, or women with very light bone structure. Do you really think that John Travolta and Tom Cruise wear the same size shirts--even when they were both younger and totally buff? Of course not.
ReplyDeleteThese are all size 10 and all different body types. Some are toned and fit, some aren't.
ReplyDeleteOh, so the chunky girl who asserted that size 10 is "normal" was wrong then?
Got it.
I'm quaking in my boots about the "hate" I will receive here from you fat, yenta shut ins.
LOL
Well damn, I wish I had his number because he could get it from this plus sized girl
ReplyDeleteI don't think Orlando Bloom is "almost A" because he has done nothing in quite awhile. I know he's on Broadway now but that doesn't make any actor A-list.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I don't care who he is intimate with.
Aw, poor Jay. He wants to play troll, but nobody cares. And yeah, size 10 is normal. Don't be an idiot. It's embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteMiranda has always been a sleeparound skank. She slept her way into modelling too. Why stop now?
ReplyDeleteNot that I am a big fan of it, but many, many, many Crossfit women are size 10. It's weird, but it seems to be the normal size in that world. Yeah, tell those women they are fat and need to skip a meal.
ReplyDeleteI still think Orland is bi, and he can have my size whatever any time he wants.
Go Orlando! :).
ReplyDeleteThis makes me like Orlando more. I had lost respect for him, staying married to someone who would cheat on him.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Size 14 is the average size of the American woman.
Average doesn't equal healthy.
ReplyDeleteOpen marriage, maybe. Don't buy that he's a chubby chaser, though. And I don't think most men prefer overweight women. I think they settle for that because the majority of the population in the U.S. is overweight, so choices are limited. But sure, telling yourself that men prefer fat women is easier than exercising, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWhatever their marriage arrangement, I will always like Bloom just because of his UNICEF work. (Click to the right to see all of the photos and feel your ovaries explode.) http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20302989_20241965_20545760,00.html#20545760
ReplyDeleteAnd my favorite one: http://inside.unicefusa.org/images/friendraiser_uploads/1090.200667365.custom.jpg
ReplyDeleteGoes in circles, you're right average isn't healthy. I think most everyone will acknowledge that. However, having it inferred that size 10 is fat or chunky is crap too.
ReplyDeleteNot all sizes are created equal. I pride myself on staying fit and I'll damned if someone is going to call me fat for being a size 10. Just as I would be pissed if people inferred I was anorexic for being a size 2.
Average does not equal healthy, especially here in America where we have so many overweight and obese people.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't mean a size 10 makes you fat though. I like mybodygallery because you can see all different types of women's bodies that may be the same weight/size and are still different.
Jay's got his body image problems if he thinks the number 10 means specifically unhealthy and chunky. I'm not seeing a fat body here, and I'm guessing Jay has skipped one to many meals.
http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-37111-body-shape.htm?StartAt=15#.UkjGwj-6_pc
So you're sayin I have a chance! ;)
ReplyDeleteSize 10 is nowhere near fat. or large sized. I am 5' 6" and weigh 125 pounds. I fit into a size 6-8 depending on the cut. I highly doubt one size up from me is considered plus size. Size 10 is absolutely average. Plus size would be size 16 and up.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Orlando is the answer to the blind about the chubby chaser? I know there was a blind about a guy who really liked big women.
ReplyDeletei believe he was gay (according to Ted C and other blinds)
ReplyDeleteMost men would tell you that women like Miranda are for show and not usually very good sexually. Their attraction is to feed the guy's ego for sleeping with a model.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, a woman with a body like Jessica Biel or Cindy Crawford can still look great but those women usually are MUCH better sexually. My guess is Bloom figured that out.
Maybe he misses taking someone to dinner who actually eats LOL! Yeah I know...cheesy.
ReplyDeleteThis has made me extremely happy/hot! There's a chance! I think he's just dreamy!
ReplyDeleteAs much as I try...I cannot understand these two
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