November 8, 2008
#1 This one is from the accountant. Turns out, this A list movie star is bad at something else besides fixing his hair. Last year, he managed to lose almost $7 million playing poker. No wonder he wants to make another installment of his franchise.
Nicolas Cage
It took a while but I see they just announced that National Treasury #3 is in pre-production.
ReplyDeleteMy poor eyesight read that as $57 million at first. And I did go wow at that. $7 million is peanuts in comparison - what's that, about £4 million in my money? Ah sure, just sell a house or toe to fund it, no problems.
ReplyDelete*that would be two not toe - not sure on the going rate for toes these days.
DeleteMaybe Nic's toe is worth millions!
DeleteBut he comes out okay, even tho he owes money, his older son spawn of satan, weird behavior, IRS problems- still, he never sinks!
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ReplyDeleteSMDH.
ReplyDeleteMust be tough to gamble when you think you are the smartest guy in the room.
ReplyDeleteRegift for @V!
ReplyDelete<3 you @Seven!
ReplyDeleteI wish he could get on a good streak so he can stop making crap for Disney. Leaving Las Vegas and Raising Arizona seem sooo so long ago
ReplyDeleteHe used to be quite edgy and cool, but now ... not so much
ReplyDeleteHe should take a cue out of Lisa Marie Presley's book and sell all his property, go and buy a nice farm in the countryside somewhere, and write his memoirs
DeleteWhat an idiot.
ReplyDeleteDumbass. Thanks for no more b.s almost reveals!!!
ReplyDeleteSort of explains why he didn't have the money to pay the taxman and now works fulltime for the IRS.
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