September 10, 2008
#2 - This always causing trouble A list singer was all over fashion week. He was also all over a model at one of the shows. Not wanting to waste more time with her than necessary, he tempted her with a little white powder, went behind a curtain in the backstage area, and allowed her to get her fill. Then he had her do something else for him if you know what I mean. When she was done, he gave her the rest of the little baggie.
John Mayer
Did she have to play with his shit too?
ReplyDeleteyuck!
ReplyDeleteNo I don't know what you mean. Can you 'splain it for me?
ReplyDeleteJeebus, no way would I out my mouth on his cock without three baggies. She's an idiot!!
He makes me wonder about Katy
ReplyDelete@Leo: well she certainly seems to have a type.
DeleteNow that's just plain old nasty!
ReplyDeleteJust had to go look up which long suffering girlfriend he was dating then, was likely Jennifer Aniston.
ReplyDeletehe must have been holding out on the rest to see if she was gonna swallow his ball snot.
ReplyDeleteThere's something about Mayer that just distrusts and dislikes him. Other than all the tabloid stuff.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who went to school with him at Berklee. Met them right as Body is a Wonderland was hitting. He said he was a total smug douche THEN. He must be completely insufferable now.
ReplyDeleteYet betches and hos live up to sleep with the douche . Katy dumps him the next day hes with some other one. She dumps him he runs back to Katy and sex hes sorry hes been such a douche please forgive me hunnybunny.
ReplyDelete*line* dont start spelchek!
ReplyDeleteSadly, he'll probably be the nicest person that the model will ever blow for coke. And not the first or the last, I might add.
ReplyDelete"and sex hes sorry"
ReplyDeleteAppropriate auto-correct! Hah.
Katy is head over heals for this guy. I just read her interview in EW. She is gone-zo.
ReplyDeleteDoes a model seriously need to suck cock to get coke?
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer suffers from ugly singing face syndrome. He ugly, yeah yeah, he ugly.
ReplyDeleteP.I.G.
ReplyDeleteMost of the models need all the coke they can get to keep their teenage boy bodies. Mayer has enough experience to know that skinny models are only orally talented because they don't have enough body mass for enjoyable genital sex.
ReplyDeleteI think he and Katy Perry are perfectly suited - both blah-bland-boring and attention seeking idiots.
ReplyDeleteI really can't believe Katy is dating him. I thought she was better than that. I lost a lot of respect for her after they hooked up. Bleh...
ReplyDeleteGawd hes fucking sick. I really hate that walking sore. Bleck!
ReplyDeletewonder what is the mathematical formula that could help decipher the body ratio that results in mega grand supreme sex? we might be chubby chasing?
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