December 9, 2008
There is a very interesting love triangle going on right now that some have suggested was recently a square. Love square doesn't sound as good so I'm glad one dropped out. What you have is a celebrity who is not really known for any roles but is definitely a performer. A list name recognition. Chasing her are an A list television actor who has gravitated always in the past to films where he is definitely B+. Also chasing her is a wealthy businessman from Europe. The actor who dropped out of the running is a B list film and television actor who just didn't have the coin to keep up with the other two. Flights, gifts, whatever it takes, both of these men are after this one woman.
Dita Von Teese/Alec Baldwin/some Russian businessman/Jeremy Piven
HAHAHAHA The Pivert isn't even in the same galaxy as Ms. Von Teese. Nice try, Hair Plugs.
ReplyDeleteHaha Exactly @Amber!
DeleteHaha Exactly @Amber!
DeleteSomeone needs to explain her appeal to me. I think if you'd chisel all that makeup off, you'd find one ugly person.
ReplyDeleteI saw a picture of her in one of those 'stars without makeup' features a while back and I have to be honest and say she was nothing special - much like Katy Perry, just a very plain Jane
DeletePoor Ari
ReplyDeleteFinally a good reveal! But what was the outcome? Did either Alec or the Russian get what he wanted?
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough antibiotics at the city hospital to get me to even CONSIDER sleeping with Jeremy Piven.
ReplyDeleteI find it exhausting to have to always be "on", who wants to spend so much time on makeup, hair, and clothes.
ReplyDeleteguess she declined all offers
ReplyDeleteim sure someone is still paying for everything..MUST BE NICE
+1 @msgirl
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin wanted (and was willing to pay for) Marilyn Manson sloppy seconds?
ReplyDeleteHA! What a guy.
Get it gurl!
ReplyDeleteDita is EVERYTHING. This is what happened when she dropped her umbrella: http://i1.cdnds.net/12/38/618x727/wenn4084575.jpg There are more photos if you Google her name and umbrella.
ReplyDeleteI like her, too.
DeleteShe must be amazing in the bedroom & NEVER take off that makeup...she aint pretty under it
ReplyDeleteshe's horrible without make-p. You're right, Anna Belle.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the reason why women WEAR makeup? To look good/better?
ReplyDeleteOh to be so ugly without makeup in her Natalie Portman or Carrie Ann Moss kind of way. I'd kill for her bone structure.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ever-wondered-how-dita-von-teese-looks-without-her-glam-make-up-3.png
Dita has done porn - years ago - but she doesn't have that nasty Porn star look.
ReplyDeleteMore exactly, Dita did solo and girl-girl scenes, not much of the stuff you would now associate with a celebrity willing to have her sex tape accidentally released.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, I think she looks fabulous without makeup!
ReplyDeleteWhat planet are you and Ian from Anna Belle? Dita is totally fine without her make-up. Certainly she, like all of us (when applied correctly)look better with make up. Otherwise why bother.
ReplyDeleteI bet the Russian Oligarch won.
Good call Amber,"nice try Hair plugs". hilarious!
I think she's skanky and ugly and the name Von Teese makes me wanna hurl. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteIf you think Dita is ugly without make up then there is something seriously wrong with you. She is beautiful with or without make up. Sounds like there are jealous haters out there. Shame on you.
ReplyDeleteI deeply admire Dita Von Teese. She knows that her job relies on her public persona and her public persona is always impeccable. Elegant, classy, demure, glamour ... and it s not a one-off or a lucky streak or a good stylist, she has been like that for years on her own terms.
ReplyDeleteRespect sisters, respect... she obviously does not do casual clothing and fixes her makeup a lot, so what?
I kind of dream (am sure) that she does not do evil, is very smart, is not vain despite her intense grooming, has perfect manners and is a tough cookie. All being said, I find her inspiring (and I m not much for stripping/burlesque/softporn)
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ReplyDelete@babo It wasn't just "soft porn". Google "Dita Von Teese Porn" and you'll see she's done some not-so-classy-porn.
ReplyDeleteDon't kid yourself, Dita is no better than Jenna Jamison or any of the other hardcore porn actresses.
Sorry to disagree hothotheat, but compared to the average fake-tittied, Lucite-heeled, pill popping Valley porn aspirant, Dita von Teese projects a more feminine and self-controlled vibe.
DeleteShe might have done porn but she s surely no Jenna Jameson/Farrah ... (the list is long) ... hot mess.
I've taken a fitness class with her ... She was in full makeup.
ReplyDeleteDota is the epitome of glamour that dosent exist anymore . She has always been honest about her porn, her look and her persona . Even though as a burlesque performer she has made more money than anyone today she still gives props and says she has major respect for the daily stipper at a any dive who tries to make ends meat as a performer . Shes Humble and knows exactly what she is doing .
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