Saturday, November 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2013

What former A list tweener and now a pretentious brat made his on again/off again girlfriend wait outside his room yesterday for 20 minutes while he smoked a joint and got serviced by a woman his friend had found for him. Our former tweener then kicked the groupie out one door and invited in his sometime girlfriend.

Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez


18 comments:

  1. This was already revealed. And duh.

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  2. Yay! Teen asshole!

    Wtf does she see in him?!?_

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  3. Anonymous10:15 AM

    At this point she probably knows and is in it for the publicity.

    A girls gotta eat!

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  4. I think that he's on the downswing now. Next few years and he'll be a has been. It's getting through those years that will be the trick.

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  5. @G: Probably won't even take a few years.

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  6. I will be so glad when he's down to singing at malls and state fairs.

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  7. This makes sadder that I found his new song (lolly, or something like that) some kind of likeable.

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  8. They're not still together, are they?

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    1. They are talking about reuniting, as a matter of fact. He's been writing her tons of love songs and wooing her. Depends on what she has next after her Stars Dance tour finally all fizzles out.

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  9. Using him for publicity at this point would be really dumb, asshole by association.

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  10. When you're ready, come and get it, indeed...

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  11. already revealed

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  12. I wonder how many years he has before he is a has-been. 5?

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  13. Someone should introduce him to Aaron Carter. "Biebs, this is Your Future. Future, meet Your Past."

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  14. He is pretty much over now right?

    She is cute and can do so much better. She'd have a hard time doing any worse.

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  15. Anonymous11:25 PM

    Replace the first part of the sentence with "Dear Diary. Today I....."

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