Monday, May 20, 2013

Blind Item #2 - Easy Easy

What former A list tweener and now a pretentious brat made his on again/off again girlfriend wait outside his room yesterday for 20 minutes while he smoked a joint and got serviced by a woman his friend had found for him. Our former tweener then kicked the groupie out one door and invited in his sometime girlfriend.

44 comments:

FrenchGirl said...

http://www.justjared.com/2013/05/20/taylor-swift-sticks-tongue-out-for-selena-justins-kiss/?ref=topposts
Team Taylor Swift!

Christopher Cruz said...

Ew.

Sherry said...

Uhm...Lesbeaver?

greenmountaingal said...

Why are people servicing the Biebs?! He looks like a 12 year old Hillary Swank for F's sake.

Marieeee said...

Taylor Swift is batshit crazy, but that is HILARIOUS and makes me like her a tad more.

Devon Barnett said...

At some point, this becomes Selena's problem more than Biebs. I wouldn't have stood for it when I was 16, let alone 20, and I was ugly as sin. She is way too pretty and talented to be putting up with this.

MadLyb said...

I'm gonna be sick.

crila16 said...

I have a new found love for Taylor after that. She may write about her exes to get it off her chest, but she never pines for them after...or never shows it anyway. She just moves right on to the next. Good for her. She has self-esteem. Selema needs to work on hers.

La Descarada said...

Why??!! WHY!!! I would pay endless amounts of money to have Selena Gomez sit on my face for half a hour?? She is freaking gorgeous and she wastes that hot, tight little body on that lesbian trapped inside a 12 year old's body? RAGE!!!

H said...

Taylor just gained some points.

sarah.estell said...

I really, REALLY hope Selena is getting paid a lot of money for this fauxmance.

Renoblondee said...

LOL! That was awesome! Go Taylor.

SecretTorture said...

So, how long until he pulls a Chris Brown on that girl? He knows he can do whatever he wants and she'll forgive him regardless because she loves him so much.

Should I have put quotes around the word love? Maybe. She's just addicted to the douche.

ms snarky said...

that girl needs serious therapy. Also, she might consider looking into why she find the Bieber girl attractive.

NomNom83 said...

If Selena really, truly accepts being treated like this, then that's on her. She was, what, #2 on Maxim's Hot 100? She should have no problem getting set up with any number of athletes, musicians, actors or "regular" guys. If she can't help herself, then time will eventually snap her out of it.

Or, if she's using the coverage to help her new album, she doesn't have to settle for Bieber. His fans hate her for it, her fans think she's a fool. She should fire her management for coordinating this fiasco.

__-__=__ said...

Sounds like Selena has a messed up bonding process. Love that Taylor is trying to help her.

Harry Knuckles said...

Very few believe this, but Selena and Bieber are not a real couple. They are pure PR. She puts up with his antics because of the huge boost in publicity that she gets from being with him. He's a tool, but he is seriously famous the world over.

Patty said...

Stupid girl.

She needs to go to the nearest CVS and buy some self-esteem.

kelgela2 said...

Selena is doing this for PR. She didn't even stand up to clap for Beaver when he won the award. Or who knows...they could be BFFs and she's just his beard and this is all fake.

Renoblondee said...

If that's the case why all the "real" pics of them with her crying during a fight with him. Him trying to get into her house after a fight and whatnot? Seems like if it's fake there would be no drama.

SecretTorture said...

No way this is for PR. The Bieber fans were literally sending her death threats and boycotting her music and movies. Has she had a hit since she started dating him? All of her movies have been flops. So no, it's not for PR and if anything it's been detrimental to her career.

I 100% believe she really loves the guy or is at least so infatuated with him and that she wont leave him.

eris hilton said...

I totally buy that it's purely PR, but at this point, is it GOOD PR? For him sure, but i think it's time for her team to re-think their end of this deal.

Harry Knuckles said...

Are you really this dense?

Sugar said...

He's a whiny twat. She can do mucho better. Mucho, mucho better.

Anna Namis said...

Taylor did gain points with me for this. Selena has an album out or coming out, with I'm sure plenty of break up and heart break songs, Selena's press presence is way bigger as long as she's associating with him. We're all rooting for her and hate him, she's upping the ante, by continuing the conversation.

Sylvia said...

The Beaver

Count Jerkula said...

@Descarada: +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

chopchop said...

Oh, that GIF is great. Look at the way Justin pulls away from Selena's kiss. You're too good for him, girl!

Sherry said...

If you haven't seen the GIF French Girl posted then go to it. It's priceless!

Shay said...

I wish Ms. GOmes wouldn't waste her time on this moron. Selena, drop the ZERO & get a HERO!!!

SecretTorture said...

@Harry Knuckles did you not even read the item? Waiting for 20 minutes outside your boyfriend's hotel room is totally something you do for PR.

Watch who you're calling dense, smart guy. It's no wonder Enty wants to ban comments.

mngddess said...

Greenmountaingal - PERFECT description.

And if I were his mom, I would smack the shit out of him. I predict in 5 years he'll have gone through all his money and have a nasty drug habit. Which is sad.

Harry Knuckles said...

@SecretTorture, yes I read the item. It is my belief that Selena and Bieber are a fakey fake PR couple, and that everything that they do in front of the cameras is for publicity. Your comment "Waiting for 20 minutes outside your boyfriend's hotel room is totally something you do for PR." suggests to me that you think the same. And I apologise to Renoblondee for calling her dense. By the way, here's her post again that she made in response to my saying Biebs and Selena are a fake couple: "If that's the case why all the "real" pics of them with her crying during a fight with him. Him trying to get into her house after a fight and whatnot? Seems like if it's fake there would be no drama."

scratchy kitty said...

Got it at *pretentenious brat". If you look up pretentious in the dictionary youll see Justine Beepeeepee. As for Selena--that girl is a moron.

Jacq said...

@Secret - "Tough guy?" You know this is the Internet right? And calling someone dense is hardly offensive in the scope of mediated comments. The reason Enty is considering that is because of the insane number of trolls that hijacked the comments last week.

gossblogger said...

Harry Knuckles right on, she only drops by to see the Biebs when one or the other needs some PR, what a sad way to live frankly - what kind of role model is Selena for her fans for one thing, I think she still cares about the fans as opposed to Biebs

gossblogger said...

or the reality is the bad boy stuff is fake or exaggerated and he and she are trying to boost his street cred

sorry Biebs Eminem you are not nor will ever be

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm surprised Bieber never handed the girl who serviced him an autographed poster of himself when she left. Like Jack Wagner used to do.

eris hilton said...

I think it's possible to cry and to feel like total shit over a relationship that was orchestrated by PR agencies. Maybe every time this kind of thing happens she re-evaluates the fact that she's contractually obligated to stick it out with this asshole for however long. I'd cry too.

Renoblondee said...

I guess I didn't express myself right. I do understand drama can be orchestrated. I just happen to think they were into each other, at least for a while.

Luna Smith said...

This is clearly meant to be Justin. I wonder what Justin did to get on Enty's bad side (you can't deny Enty has their favorites and those they hate).

My guess is that Jelena's situation is a lot less juicy than we think. They're both young and not fully matured which leads them to have fights. But they love each other so they keep coming back. Finally the fame and fangirls make Selena want to hide their relationship. And as for her comments after their break up: it was all bravado.

P.S. I doubt it's PR as one does not get a tattoo of their PR girlfriend on his arm. Or both parties get similar tattoos (Roman numerals with their respective mother's birth year).

texas rose said...

I would guess bieber but the blind says the groupie was a woman. Rules him out unless she was pegging him with a strapon.

whocaresnow12 said...

Yeah, except Taylor wouldn't let him be alone with Selena all weekend. It was creepy actually.

di butler said...

100% PR. She schedules her single releases around the "romance."