Friday, November 01, 2013
Random Photos Part Five
Bill Rancic is set to run the NYC Marathon this weekend. Vegas is setting odds on whether his hair will move.
Not in the marathon but always in good shape is Cameron Diaz.
Carmen Electra in LAX on her way to a party last night.
Fergie did wear an orange sweatshirt so that is making an effort.
Josh Duhamel wore his fake moobs so he made an effort too.
Gisele Bundchen still walks the runway. This time in Rio.
I don't know how I missed Jane Fonda's photobomb yesterday.
Jennifer Garner gives some love to her son.
Hello Kate Beckinsale.
Who's that plastic surgery monster on the left in the Jane Fonda pic?
ReplyDeleteCarly Simon?
DeleteBill really looks like crap...is that what being married to G will do to you?
ReplyDeletehow freaky R all the faces in that Jane fonda photo bomb? PLZ stop going to your cosmetic surgions!!!
Is no one gonna yell at Fonda to put her tongue away?
ReplyDelete@VIP I'm disappointed in the lack of Mama June & Sugar Bear FFs from the first batch.
ReplyDeleteDamn that's some plastic surgery nightmare in one pic! Eek!
ReplyDeleteAnother day, another Jennifer Garner calling the paps.
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda can do no wrong and can stick out her tongue all she wants. Even mentioning her and Miley in the same sentence would be an insult to her.
ReplyDeleteCourtney's on the market now, boys!
ReplyDeletegetting old is some scary shit
ReplyDeleteeveryone wants to tuck in that extra skin
Goodonya, whoever you are, Bill Ranwhatzerpickle, marathons are a big deal and a lot of work. Hair notwithstanding.
ReplyDeleteCarmen looks great, I actually thought she was Eva Mendes
is it safe to come back now = yesterday was weird poster day on here.....i was scared lol
ReplyDeleteYesterday was crazy..
ReplyDeleteJane made a deal with the devil long ago.
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ReplyDeleteJust saw on the DM that Courtney Stodden is separating from her husband Doug !!! Gee .... Why am I not surprised ?
ReplyDeleteJen and Ben's little boy is adorable , regardless of paps called or not.
ReplyDeleteCarly Simon on the left, and Melanie Griffith (I think) on the right in the Jane Fonda photobomb pic.
ReplyDeleteCarly has always kind of looked like that, except with darker hair. That's her, not surgery.
The pic with Jane, Melanie and Carly was that a convention for Plastic people lol
ReplyDeleteJennifer's little boy is cute but I still do not like Jennifer.
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ReplyDeleteBill Rancid is vile, what with those mean, beady little eyes and orange skin.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Fergie ALWAYS dress, and look, like a sulky 13-year-old?
@Forever Young : yet she has the neck of a 60 year old (Fergs)
DeleteCarly looks like she always has.
ReplyDeleteGo Courtney! Love the JF photobomb!!
ReplyDeleteJust read through all the posts for a couple of days. My goodness, Seven of Eleven was a busy little troll with all her aliases. Now we know who's been harassing Libby via Libbyonmobile. As well as posting under multiple other aliases in the repeated attacks of the barely-amusing trolls.
ReplyDeleteSeven of Eleven, you tripped up this time and inadvertently revealed yourself.
Get a life.
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DeleteUm, I have no idea what you're talking about. I am not libbyonmobile or a bunch of aliases. Please do reveal your Jedi mind skills on how I "revealed" myself.
DeleteI did jump in yesterday for fun and it's really not that hard to figure which "troll" I was. Hint: the one that uses paragraphs to poke fun at a certain braggart regular.
Whad did I miss?????
Delete@ JSierrea, Unknown is a horrible sleuth as well. She is wrong about this one. No, I not calling myself out as libbyonamobile either, before anyone even starts that. She is barking up the wrong tree.
ReplyDeleteBlah, I meant JSierra*
DeleteWhy Seven of Eleven, you saucy little minx! However did you have the time? Are you an overweight unemployed housewife neglecting your kids?
ReplyDelete@TalksTooMuch, apparently I am!
DeleteI've looked up some trolls, and have an idea who it is tied to. Well, a few of the names. I believe it's someone who isn't as new as Seven is.
ReplyDeleteI've been accused of being other people. It's all too much effort. Anyway, the people running this site can easily check IP address thingies and see who's really who
DeleteJust ignore the accusations Seven. Noticeably, they're choosing to remain "anonymous"
Go fuck yourself Unknown
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Seven is but I won't let them take credit for MY troll.
Yes I was behind it all.
Happy Halloween asshole.
Love your work MerryB/BJ: might want to tell Anna Nonymous to stop attributing things far too funny to have been written by me. Seriously, I WISH I were that awesome.
DeleteWasn't that the theory yesterday, skimpmist?
ReplyDelete@ Pip - Seven isn't new. Seven has been here for many years - since the beginning - but under a different name. She posted this info last week.
ReplyDeleteReading the posts cumulatively from the last few days revealed ONE of our trolls. Seven. I'm not going to highlight which posts gave her away since she will go in and delete them. Suffice to say, she tripped up.
Coward.
DeleteHoly shit- you're like the unemployed BPD Miss Marple of blogs. Except nasty. And with way too much time on your hands.
DeleteWhatever you do, seven, even if you ARE all the trolls,don't b profane. That would be rude and really, uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice aka MerryB - Nice to see you again.
ReplyDeleteI never hid the fact that my name used to be MerryB. I freely admitted to it yesterday when someone asked.
Delete@Unknown, did I also kill Kennedy? Was I at Roswell?
ReplyDeleteI just said I was ONE of the "trolls." Duh. The one who used paragraphs to make fun of the braggart.
I'm interested in the posts that "gave me away" as the mastermind troller who has been here since the beginning and trolls the trolls. (If you're really that worried, copy/paste the posts you think I'm going to delete, that'll help - though I have no plans to delete anything.)
What I said was I've been here for some time but under a different username. "Some time" being measured as less than three years, if that helps your Jedi mindwork.
Oh my gosh, how does this keep happening to me?! This other person posting as Unknown is not me. Can't you change your name to Unknown #2 or something? I was here first!!
ReplyDeleteGoddammit!! Why does everyone else get credit for me? First Count, now 7. Unknown, take a break from your weak theories & ponderings and come up with a real name. Anything. Really. Anything at all.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought the main troll was a dude. Someone from the original CDaN days. Well I guess far back, maybe not the start of the site, I didn't read this when it first came out. He's changed names a few times. Hasn't shown up I'm the comments lately under the name he was using.
ReplyDeleteApparently he wasn't Beetlejuice, but I am fairly certain there were a few accounts that he controlled.
In, not I'm. Typing fast on a phone is not good if you want to get a point across.
DeleteDear Seven,
ReplyDeleteSweetie, you posted under more names than Himmmm. Go back and read your posts - maybe the two in particular that outed you will jump out, and you can delete them.
Beatlejuice - I did not see that you admitted to MerryB. Thank you for stepping up when asked.
So now I'm Himmmm?
DeleteDamn, I'm good!
Wait a minute.
DeleteRDJ isn't Himmmm?!?!?!
Shut the front door.
I like Iron Man
DeleteI like Iron Man
DeleteI like to move it move it
DeleteI like big butts
Delete@Beetlejuice
DeleteAnd I cannot lie
Delete"Thank you for stepping up when asked"
DeleteJesus Christ! Who made you God?
Seriously, I think I know who you are. You're a bully. Opinionated and slightly crazy.
I think I know who Unknown is too. They collected the Readers Photos that get sent in twice a year. Creepy. Same person who set up the off topic group and was trying to collect personal information from those who wanted to join the group I think also. Same person that blames Jax for everything lol.
DeleteI know who absolutely EVERYONE is. Even YOU, unknown. Very courageous to accuse under an unknown alias.
Delete@Mitzy I bet you don't know who I am :)
DeleteNighty night! Time to put on my dancin' shoes!
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Zombie Kid, cos I love turdholes
Delete@Devil, I may be cunty at times, but no way am I revealing real names. That's too far even for me.
ReplyDelete@Pip-Que?
DeleteI'm not going dancing!! I twisted my ankle this week. I'm staying in to watch a movie. Misery
ReplyDeleteWho cares who trolled? It ain't illegal or actionable and aint gonna cure the butthurtedness.
ReplyDeleteIf the trolls will be rounded up and spanked, I volunteer to beat the tushies of any chicks until they are rosie red.
I would like to blame those butthurted old timers who don't post anymore, but the trolling that goes on around here is entertaining and would require a sense of humor to carry out, so it can't be any of them. Their brand of trolling is mimicking my name and avatar and making pedo comments.
Count Jerkula, everyone gets accused! Apparently you're believed as the merkin. Womp womp.
DeleteYou gotdamn brats!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what the harm was in the comments yesterday. Jeebus, I just scrolled through the ones I wasn't interested in. This is what happens when you let people post. Fucking deal with it.
ReplyDeleteHave you read the comments on Yahoo? Man those are truly a mess of just awful people and no one gives a green goddamn about what those people say.
I guess if enough people complain they hide it but if you still wanna see them you can. Why doesn't CDAN do that if they're so worried about it.
And BTW, who the fuck are YOU unknown? Own this site? Delete or block those who people complain about or prevent comments altogether. Better yet, say who you are rather than hiding behind the "Unknown" moniker.
Twat!
A-fucking-men Sherry!
ReplyDeleteJust read through the Halloween troll fest - hilarious! I notice I got named as a troll. Sorry kids, too busy celebrating : 1. New promotion/job
ReplyDelete2: end of Ocsober (raised $680 for cancer research)
3: being able to drink again & celebrate Halloween!
But thanks for thinking of me
Oh. Anna Nonymous? Darl, check out transference. I do believe your ongoing reference to my being manic, and on/off meds are more reflective of your own, how do I say, peculiarities?
Love you! Mwah!
I'm going to eat white peaches, mangoes, drink Peroni's in my 4 person spa bath. So long fuckers!
(Oh, and the trolls fessed up. Nice work, you all had me pissing myself. Funny!)
Thanks Rach, I aim to please
DeleteI said it before and ill say it again,i may be wrong about my theory,thats all it is a theory. Whoever the troll is,has problems and needs some kind of help. If its not you im sorry. As count said does it even matter? I dont care anymore. Anyone and everyone can do whatever they will. Not my biz anyway.
DeleteJennifer Garner's son looks like Matt Damon!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder when Guiliana and Bill's next baby is due?
ReplyDeleteRach, congratulations on the job promo and fundraising.
ReplyDeleteI would love to have the money spent on plastic surgery in the Jane Fonda/Melanie Griffith/Carly Simon photo.
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ReplyDeleteMelanie Griffith looks OLD OLD OLD.
ReplyDeleteI'd eat Kate beckinsale's sweet pussy anytime, anywhere
Carly Simon has a Loch Ness pout. That ain't a mere trout pout
ReplyDeleteSecond time this week I woke up with morning wood. I gotta step back against the tub to arc the pee into the toilet. A difficult task when 1/2 awake.
ReplyDeleteY'all are still here? Quit living in the past, man. Apparently it was one day, and now its over. Move along.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the "off topic" group?
ReplyDeleteAnd Rach good for you for helping to raise $ for cancer research. Commendable!
What's the "off topic" group?
ReplyDeleteAnd Rach good for you for helping to raise $ for cancer research. Commendable!
sometimes when jacking off is taking too long, i finger my jaxhole and it helps get me over the top.
ReplyDelete@lutefisk, go away!
ReplyDelete@Rach, though you just had a verbal diarrhea, I like you, you're funny. That's probably why people think you're a troll. Too. Many. Freaking. Posts.
@Unknown, I'm so so so proud of you, you're so intelligent with your MerryB/BJ discovery!! You just found out a troll was being another troll. A fucking prize to your clever self.
@Massive, so you'd like to eat Kate's pussy? Well, I wish I could offer you a fork and knife, but I only got a SPOON, could you work with that? By the way, LOVE your blings!
@Count, so, what happened to waking up with wood every day?
Thanks shark week. Yeah, I'm verbose.
Delete@Shark Week: I woke up with morning wood and a strong urge to pee 2 times this week. Since my hard on points up, I had to back away from the toilet this morning and arc the pee in there. I was only half awake and didn't know how cold it would be outside, so running behind the garage in my pajamas and just letting it rip was out of the question.
ReplyDeleteToughest part of arcing the pee into the toilet is stepping forward at the right time when the pressure starts to wain.
I can't remember the last time I had morning wood, much less 2 times in one week. I wish I could remember the dreams that gave it to me.
Count: my hubby waits for it to go down.
DeleteHe had an unfortunate mishap recently - 2 steams and the loo seat fell down mid piss so it was messy.
Or wank, then wee.
Oh, and I almost forgot...
ReplyDelete@Snowy Owls, you know that your written pattern is easily recognizable, right? And please, who would collect reader's pic? Did ya send one in and is afraid that someone might stalk you, say put up a fake profile of your sorry ass? The only off topic group is that one Enty created, stop with the conspiracy theories. Well, since I just LOVE to blame Jax for everything and considering the monologues she has all the time I'm pretty sure she loves every minute of the attention #behindthecurtains #lookatme #howcanibesingleifimfunny #greatboobies #lookatme2 #lookatme3 and #lookatme4
Where's Mooshki when we need her to lick Jax's ass? And as for you, and I know who you are, you can suck long and hard on my veiny dick!
@Count, I actually imagined that and it was pretty funny, I'm sorry for all your boy troubles. I really thought morning wood was a daily thing.
ReplyDeleteNo glasses of water for you before bed, mister.
Just read these comments and I collected reader photos and I am not a creeper, not sure if that is what you guys are talking about or not.
ReplyDelete@ Shark Week: Maybe for some dudes it is, I don't know. I hate it when I have to jack off to get to sleep, and when I wake up the next day I have Morning Wood. Its like I look at my hard on and say "what the fuck do I have to do to get rid of you?" At one time I was thinking of going on Anti-anxiety/anti depressants to try and kill my libido.
ReplyDeleteJSierra: Don't fuss over the kooks. Them broads couldn't catch a clue with a tranquilizer gun and zip ties.
I like it when the trolls are around, cause I can do just about anything and all the h8rz are distracted.
I did search out that What the Fox Say song on youtube and it quickly drove me nuts. I had to switch up to Wrecking Ball on mute so I could waatch a 1/2 naked Miley crying to get me back in the zone.
JSierra, I thought the spreadsheet was a cool idea. I think Owls is saying you and I are the same person, as well as the person who made an off topic page. We've been very busy it seems!
ReplyDeleteCount, I still have to look up what a fox actually says. The song peaked my interest.
Beckinsale may have surpassed Cindy Crawford as the best aging sexual superstar.
ReplyDeleteI thought carly simons face looks better than anyone elses in that pic.
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