Friday, November 01, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Bill Rancic is set to run the NYC Marathon this weekend. Vegas is setting odds on whether his hair will move.

Not in the marathon but always in good shape is Cameron Diaz.
Carmen Electra in LAX on her way to a party last night.
Fergie did wear an orange sweatshirt so that is making an effort.
Josh Duhamel wore his fake moobs so he made an effort too.
Gisele Bundchen still walks the runway. This time in Rio.
I don't know how I missed  Jane Fonda's photobomb yesterday.
Jennifer Garner gives some love to her son.
Hello Kate Beckinsale.

97 comments:

Inger said...

Who's that plastic surgery monster on the left in the Jane Fonda pic?

Anonymous said...

Bill really looks like crap...is that what being married to G will do to you?

how freaky R all the faces in that Jane fonda photo bomb? PLZ stop going to your cosmetic surgions!!!

Amber said...

Is no one gonna yell at Fonda to put her tongue away?

Amber said...

@VIP I'm disappointed in the lack of Mama June & Sugar Bear FFs from the first batch.

Kelly said...

Damn that's some plastic surgery nightmare in one pic! Eek!

Glitter said...

Another day, another Jennifer Garner calling the paps.

Inger said...

Jane Fonda can do no wrong and can stick out her tongue all she wants. Even mentioning her and Miley in the same sentence would be an insult to her.

Sugar said...

Courtney's on the market now, boys!

Mama Abroad said...

Carly Simon?

nurysp said...

getting old is some scary shit
everyone wants to tuck in that extra skin

TalksTooMuch said...

Goodonya, whoever you are, Bill Ranwhatzerpickle, marathons are a big deal and a lot of work. Hair notwithstanding.

Carmen looks great, I actually thought she was Eva Mendes

canadachick said...

is it safe to come back now = yesterday was weird poster day on here.....i was scared lol

JoElla said...

Yesterday was crazy..

Unknown said...

Jane made a deal with the devil long ago.

Unknown said...
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AJ said...

Just saw on the DM that Courtney Stodden is separating from her husband Doug !!! Gee .... Why am I not surprised ?

Lulu G said...

Jen and Ben's little boy is adorable , regardless of paps called or not.

Unknown said...

Carly Simon on the left, and Melanie Griffith (I think) on the right in the Jane Fonda photobomb pic.

Carly has always kind of looked like that, except with darker hair. That's her, not surgery.

Sylvia said...

The pic with Jane, Melanie and Carly was that a convention for Plastic people lol

Jennifer's little boy is cute but I still do not like Jennifer.

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Anonymous said...

Bill Rancid is vile, what with those mean, beady little eyes and orange skin.

Why does Fergie ALWAYS dress, and look, like a sulky 13-year-old?

msgirl said...

Carly looks like she always has.

__-__=__ said...

Go Courtney! Love the JF photobomb!!

Unknown said...

Just read through all the posts for a couple of days. My goodness, Seven of Eleven was a busy little troll with all her aliases. Now we know who's been harassing Libby via Libbyonmobile. As well as posting under multiple other aliases in the repeated attacks of the barely-amusing trolls.

Seven of Eleven, you tripped up this time and inadvertently revealed yourself.

Get a life.

JSierra said...
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Pip said...

@ JSierrea, Unknown is a horrible sleuth as well. She is wrong about this one. No, I not calling myself out as libbyonamobile either, before anyone even starts that. She is barking up the wrong tree.

Seven of Eleven said...

Um, I have no idea what you're talking about. I am not libbyonmobile or a bunch of aliases. Please do reveal your Jedi mind skills on how I "revealed" myself.

I did jump in yesterday for fun and it's really not that hard to figure which "troll" I was. Hint: the one that uses paragraphs to poke fun at a certain braggart regular.

Pip said...

Blah, I meant JSierra*

TalksTooMuch said...

Why Seven of Eleven, you saucy little minx! However did you have the time? Are you an overweight unemployed housewife neglecting your kids?

Pip said...

I've looked up some trolls, and have an idea who it is tied to. Well, a few of the names. I believe it's someone who isn't as new as Seven is.

Beetlejuice said...

Go fuck yourself Unknown

I don't know who Seven is but I won't let them take credit for MY troll.

Yes I was behind it all.

Happy Halloween asshole.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wasn't that the theory yesterday, skimpmist?

Unknown said...

@ Pip - Seven isn't new. Seven has been here for many years - since the beginning - but under a different name. She posted this info last week.

Reading the posts cumulatively from the last few days revealed ONE of our trolls. Seven. I'm not going to highlight which posts gave her away since she will go in and delete them. Suffice to say, she tripped up.

Beetlejuice said...

Coward.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whatever you do, seven, even if you ARE all the trolls,don't b profane. That would be rude and really, uncalled for.

Unknown said...

Beetlejuice aka MerryB - Nice to see you again.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Unknown, did I also kill Kennedy? Was I at Roswell?

I just said I was ONE of the "trolls." Duh. The one who used paragraphs to make fun of the braggart.

I'm interested in the posts that "gave me away" as the mastermind troller who has been here since the beginning and trolls the trolls. (If you're really that worried, copy/paste the posts you think I'm going to delete, that'll help - though I have no plans to delete anything.)

What I said was I've been here for some time but under a different username. "Some time" being measured as less than three years, if that helps your Jedi mindwork.

Beetlejuice said...

I never hid the fact that my name used to be MerryB. I freely admitted to it yesterday when someone asked.

All The Trolls said...

Oh my gosh, how does this keep happening to me?! This other person posting as Unknown is not me. Can't you change your name to Unknown #2 or something? I was here first!!

Anonymous said...

Goddammit!! Why does everyone else get credit for me? First Count, now 7. Unknown, take a break from your weak theories & ponderings and come up with a real name. Anything. Really. Anything at all.

Pip said...

I actually thought the main troll was a dude. Someone from the original CDaN days. Well I guess far back, maybe not the start of the site, I didn't read this when it first came out. He's changed names a few times. Hasn't shown up I'm the comments lately under the name he was using.

Apparently he wasn't Beetlejuice, but I am fairly certain there were a few accounts that he controlled.

Pip said...

In, not I'm. Typing fast on a phone is not good if you want to get a point across.

Unknown said...

Dear Seven,
Sweetie, you posted under more names than Himmmm. Go back and read your posts - maybe the two in particular that outed you will jump out, and you can delete them.

Beatlejuice - I did not see that you admitted to MerryB. Thank you for stepping up when asked.

Unknown said...

Nighty night! Time to put on my dancin' shoes!

Anonymous said...

I like turtles

Seven of Eleven said...

So now I'm Himmmm?

Damn, I'm good!

Pip said...

@Devil, I may be cunty at times, but no way am I revealing real names. That's too far even for me.

All The Trolls said...

I'm not going dancing!! I twisted my ankle this week. I'm staying in to watch a movie. Misery

Anonymous said...

@Pip-Que?

Beetlejuice said...

Wait a minute.

RDJ isn't Himmmm?!?!?!

Shut the front door.

Anonymous said...

I like Iron Man

Anonymous said...

I like Iron Man

Anonymous said...

I like to move it move it

Anonymous said...

I like big butts

Seven of Eleven said...

@Beetlejuice

Anonymous said...

And I cannot lie

Seven of Eleven said...

@TalksTooMuch, apparently I am!

Count Jerkula said...

Who cares who trolled? It ain't illegal or actionable and aint gonna cure the butthurtedness.

If the trolls will be rounded up and spanked, I volunteer to beat the tushies of any chicks until they are rosie red.

I would like to blame those butthurted old timers who don't post anymore, but the trolling that goes on around here is entertaining and would require a sense of humor to carry out, so it can't be any of them. Their brand of trolling is mimicking my name and avatar and making pedo comments.

Numbskull said...

Count Jerkula, everyone gets accused! Apparently you're believed as the merkin. Womp womp.

Meanie Rhysie said...

You gotdamn brats!

Anonymous said...

Whad did I miss?????

Sherry said...

I don't understand what the harm was in the comments yesterday. Jeebus, I just scrolled through the ones I wasn't interested in. This is what happens when you let people post. Fucking deal with it.

Have you read the comments on Yahoo? Man those are truly a mess of just awful people and no one gives a green goddamn about what those people say.

I guess if enough people complain they hide it but if you still wanna see them you can. Why doesn't CDAN do that if they're so worried about it.

And BTW, who the fuck are YOU unknown? Own this site? Delete or block those who people complain about or prevent comments altogether. Better yet, say who you are rather than hiding behind the "Unknown" moniker.

Twat!

Anonymous said...

I've been accused of being other people. It's all too much effort. Anyway, the people running this site can easily check IP address thingies and see who's really who
Just ignore the accusations Seven. Noticeably, they're choosing to remain "anonymous"

Anonymous said...

That's funny Zombie Kid, cos I love turdholes

Anonymous said...

"Thank you for stepping up when asked"
Jesus Christ! Who made you God?
Seriously, I think I know who you are. You're a bully. Opinionated and slightly crazy.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit- you're like the unemployed BPD Miss Marple of blogs. Except nasty. And with way too much time on your hands.

Anonymous said...

@Forever Young : yet she has the neck of a 60 year old (Fergs)

Anonymous said...

A-fucking-men Sherry!

Anonymous said...

Just read through the Halloween troll fest - hilarious! I notice I got named as a troll. Sorry kids, too busy celebrating : 1. New promotion/job
2: end of Ocsober (raised $680 for cancer research)
3: being able to drink again & celebrate Halloween!
But thanks for thinking of me
Oh. Anna Nonymous? Darl, check out transference. I do believe your ongoing reference to my being manic, and on/off meds are more reflective of your own, how do I say, peculiarities?
Love you! Mwah!
I'm going to eat white peaches, mangoes, drink Peroni's in my 4 person spa bath. So long fuckers!
(Oh, and the trolls fessed up. Nice work, you all had me pissing myself. Funny!)

Anonymous said...

Love your work MerryB/BJ: might want to tell Anna Nonymous to stop attributing things far too funny to have been written by me. Seriously, I WISH I were that awesome.

J-Mo said...

Jennifer Garner's son looks like Matt Damon!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder when Guiliana and Bill's next baby is due?

Beetlejuice said...

Thanks Rach, I aim to please

lutefisk said...

Rach, congratulations on the job promo and fundraising.


I would love to have the money spent on plastic surgery in the Jane Fonda/Melanie Griffith/Carly Simon photo.

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White.God.of.Fuck said...

Melanie Griffith looks OLD OLD OLD.

I'd eat Kate beckinsale's sweet pussy anytime, anywhere

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Carly Simon has a Loch Ness pout. That ain't a mere trout pout

Count Jerkula said...

Second time this week I woke up with morning wood. I gotta step back against the tub to arc the pee into the toilet. A difficult task when 1/2 awake.

Sugar said...

Y'all are still here? Quit living in the past, man. Apparently it was one day, and now its over. Move along.

Unknown said...

I think I know who Unknown is too. They collected the Readers Photos that get sent in twice a year. Creepy. Same person who set up the off topic group and was trying to collect personal information from those who wanted to join the group I think also. Same person that blames Jax for everything lol.

Sherry said...

What's the "off topic" group?

And Rach good for you for helping to raise $ for cancer research. Commendable!

Sherry said...

What's the "off topic" group?

And Rach good for you for helping to raise $ for cancer research. Commendable!

Count Jerkula said...

sometimes when jacking off is taking too long, i finger my jaxhole and it helps get me over the top.

Shark Week said...

@lutefisk, go away!

@Rach, though you just had a verbal diarrhea, I like you, you're funny. That's probably why people think you're a troll. Too. Many. Freaking. Posts.

@Unknown, I'm so so so proud of you, you're so intelligent with your MerryB/BJ discovery!! You just found out a troll was being another troll. A fucking prize to your clever self.

@Massive, so you'd like to eat Kate's pussy? Well, I wish I could offer you a fork and knife, but I only got a SPOON, could you work with that? By the way, LOVE your blings!

@Count, so, what happened to waking up with wood every day?

Count Jerkula said...

@Shark Week: I woke up with morning wood and a strong urge to pee 2 times this week. Since my hard on points up, I had to back away from the toilet this morning and arc the pee in there. I was only half awake and didn't know how cold it would be outside, so running behind the garage in my pajamas and just letting it rip was out of the question.

Toughest part of arcing the pee into the toilet is stepping forward at the right time when the pressure starts to wain.

I can't remember the last time I had morning wood, much less 2 times in one week. I wish I could remember the dreams that gave it to me.

Shark Week said...

Oh, and I almost forgot...

@Snowy Owls, you know that your written pattern is easily recognizable, right? And please, who would collect reader's pic? Did ya send one in and is afraid that someone might stalk you, say put up a fake profile of your sorry ass? The only off topic group is that one Enty created, stop with the conspiracy theories. Well, since I just LOVE to blame Jax for everything and considering the monologues she has all the time I'm pretty sure she loves every minute of the attention #behindthecurtains #lookatme #howcanibesingleifimfunny #greatboobies #lookatme2 #lookatme3 and #lookatme4
Where's Mooshki when we need her to lick Jax's ass? And as for you, and I know who you are, you can suck long and hard on my veiny dick!

Shark Week said...

@Count, I actually imagined that and it was pretty funny, I'm sorry for all your boy troubles. I really thought morning wood was a daily thing.
No glasses of water for you before bed, mister.

JSierra said...

Just read these comments and I collected reader photos and I am not a creeper, not sure if that is what you guys are talking about or not.

ConfirmationStation said...

I know who absolutely EVERYONE is. Even YOU, unknown. Very courageous to accuse under an unknown alias.

Count Jerkula said...

@ Shark Week: Maybe for some dudes it is, I don't know. I hate it when I have to jack off to get to sleep, and when I wake up the next day I have Morning Wood. Its like I look at my hard on and say "what the fuck do I have to do to get rid of you?" At one time I was thinking of going on Anti-anxiety/anti depressants to try and kill my libido.

JSierra: Don't fuss over the kooks. Them broads couldn't catch a clue with a tranquilizer gun and zip ties.

I like it when the trolls are around, cause I can do just about anything and all the h8rz are distracted.

I did search out that What the Fox Say song on youtube and it quickly drove me nuts. I had to switch up to Wrecking Ball on mute so I could waatch a 1/2 naked Miley crying to get me back in the zone.

Pip said...

JSierra, I thought the spreadsheet was a cool idea. I think Owls is saying you and I are the same person, as well as the person who made an off topic page. We've been very busy it seems!

Count, I still have to look up what a fox actually says. The song peaked my interest.

cowbulls said...

Beckinsale may have surpassed Cindy Crawford as the best aging sexual superstar.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I said it before and ill say it again,i may be wrong about my theory,thats all it is a theory. Whoever the troll is,has problems and needs some kind of help. If its not you im sorry. As count said does it even matter? I dont care anymore. Anyone and everyone can do whatever they will. Not my biz anyway.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I thought carly simons face looks better than anyone elses in that pic.

Anonymous said...

Thanks shark week. Yeah, I'm verbose.

Anonymous said...

Count: my hubby waits for it to go down.
He had an unfortunate mishap recently - 2 steams and the loo seat fell down mid piss so it was messy.
Or wank, then wee.

PJJ said...

@Mitzy I bet you don't know who I am :)

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