This married foreign born pop singer who is trying to make a comeback has been doing a lot of recording at night. She also has been spending a lot of time with this male porn star who goes by one name and who is very very large.
Mandingo is a one name massively large porn star. So large that you'd walk funny for a few days maybe permanently. I can't think of any other one named guys....but I know who my favorite is!
Where's The Count when you need him?
ReplyDeleteShakira! Shakira!
ReplyDeleteMandingo?
ReplyDeleteAlanis?
ReplyDeleteMel B/ Ridikulus
ReplyDeleteShakira and Nacho?
ReplyDeletelol Shakira did not leave the scene, she's always working
ReplyDeleteLarge sounds fun.
ReplyDeleteVery large sounds painful.
Very very large sounds scary and excessive.
What does one do with a 2xL?
((Waits))....
If it's Mandingo, just look for any singer who walks like she's been riding a horse for nine straight days.
ReplyDelete@fancy Apply LOTS of extra lube.
ReplyDeleteDo they make that much lube??? That just sounds painful!
DeleteCould always use duck fat. It makes everything better.
ReplyDeleteIm just sayin,
ReplyDeleteif they sell a 12pk of this @ Costco, she shld be good.
Mandingo is bigger than Nacho FWIW.
ReplyDeleteit aint Avril---she hates sex lol
ReplyDeleteLOL @ WareCat
ReplyDeleteshakira isn't married.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mel B guess.
Come on Count.... Enlighten us!
ReplyDeleteMandingo is a one name massively large porn star. So large that you'd walk funny for a few days maybe permanently. I can't think of any other one named guys....but I know who my favorite is!
ReplyDeleteI was trying to say I know who my favorite male porn star is, it's not Mandingo.
DeleteVery large is over rated…and painful.
ReplyDeleteCiara
ReplyDeleteMandingo and Shakira? He would split that tiny woman in half.
ReplyDeleteMel B. and Nacho
ReplyDeleteCeline!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Rocco. I've heard women say even if he had the tiniest dick in the world he's hot enough to do anyway.
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