July 9, 2013
This almost A list celebrity and former B list reality star did have two paps she paid with sex to make sure they were always around. One of them told her how much her photos were worth though so now she cut off the sex and takes a percentage of what they make.
Farrah Abraham
whore.
ReplyDeleteIn what world much less country are her pics worth anything?
ReplyDeleteThat bum must be getting pretty loose by now. Ew.
ReplyDeleteTechnically, yes. She is learning fast, though!
ReplyDeleteshe is crazy. Her poor mother and Sophia....
ReplyDeleteIf she is an "almost a list celebrity", I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Gag.
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ReplyDeleteA is for anal
ReplyDeleteB is for booty bangin
DeleteC is for can't control the prolapse.
DeleteYou drunk yet @TTM its almost noon out where you are?
ReplyDeleteGetting close to noon! Nooope, TTM can't be a-drinking or I start sending YOU all boobie pix for my birthday
DeleteIn what alternate reality is this girl almost A list ?
ReplyDeletehappy b-day TTM!!! Why don't you drink? Do you get sassy and opinionated with a tendency to chat peoples ear off? ; ) jokesjokes--have a nice day sweets
ReplyDeleteLOL that would be completely oot of character, right???
DeleteThanks, Derek!
Teen Mom was a REALLY big show for certain age demographics---teenagers to around 30. and when her sex-tape was out and she was running her mouth off with stupidity she was on every blog 24/7. So the rating isn't that off. Remember her music video? lol or her book..."My Teenage Dream has Ended"...
ReplyDeleteOver the summer she was almost A list but dropped due to the loss of interest of her porn.
ReplyDeleteOffering up to @TTM a 1.5 lifer bottle of Ouzo., 92 proof Greek poison uhhh liquor!
ReplyDelete@Sandy haha better put all the booze away or we will have a TTM sex tape on the way
ReplyDeleteIf she is even almost A list I'd be really disappointed. And Happy Birthday @TTM. I enjoy your posts. Having a glass of Chocolate Wine in your honour (my excuse, anyway). My sister gave it to me for Christmas. About to find out what my two favourite things taste like combined.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm offering up a nice 1.5 lifer bottle of Everclear rotgut poison er 150% tasty stuff :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Anothergrayhare, lemme know how that is! Someone gave me some, too, but I haven't tried it yet.
ReplyDeletesandybrook, ain't nobody wants to see that! But the booze sounds awesome!
Damn, y'all, with this ratings system, most of us would qualify as at least "Almost B List celebrities!" VIP sure as f**k ranks higher than this Farrah chick.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday TTM. Sounds like the boyz are trying to get you drunk.
ReplyDeleteThanks, sherry! Ginger Christmas wishes too!
DeleteI think I'd rather give her a cut of my sales take than swish my dick around in any of her holes, too.
ReplyDeletePap is flat out stupid. That is liketelling an UTR hooker about whore boards. Next tging you know she jacks up her prices and becomes harder to book.
ReplyDeleteThe other pap should beat Farrah's cut out of him.
Who???
ReplyDeleteNo way this girl was ever almost A-list. Not when people like Mila Kunis rank lower.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, TTM!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Catherine! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteIf she's splitting the profits with him, she can't be getting more than .25-.50¢. Her pictures can't be worth more than a dollar.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Talks Too Much!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Talks. May your every wish come true and your every desire be fulfilled. With luv, RR.
ReplyDeleteThanks hollywood!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rowdy. Rawr
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday @TTM!
ReplyDeleteI hope that the household managed to prepare a nice cake and celebratory meal without you cooking ;)
Happy Birthday TTM! I've been a lurker for a few years and just started leaving the occasional message. I always enjoy your posts!
ReplyDeleteThanks Alita and Low Key! Of course they didn't, Alita, lol. You should post more, Low Key! The least of reasons is to be able to see the lovely Hiddles you've got there.
ReplyDeleteps: on the way oot for festivities, if I drunk text later, it's just cause I love all you guys!
Dunno TTM, I can't be the only person that wants to hear from you drunkity drunkski now and discover these bad things that happen.
ReplyDeleteIt's the family's fault, whatever happens, since they didn't feed you! Also - pics or it didn't happen ;)
All right Alita, you asked for it. Nothing awesome yet but two glasses in I've figured out how to walk in these damn high boots!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe she was an almost A celebrity.
ReplyDeleteRosebud porn is the nastiest.
ReplyDeletePics or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteSigh ;)