July 8, 2013
This C list celebrity/reality star had to use every bit of his fame and his family's name to have sex this past weekend. Dropping a few hundred in gift money probably didn't hurt either. He calls is gift money. He should call it that because he has it given to him since he can't earn any on his own.
Rob Kardashian
Poor Rob he is the TITO JACKSON of the Kardashian Klan lol
ReplyDeleteWhere is all of his sock money?
ReplyDeleteHe's repulsive. Always whining about being fat but never doing anything about it. Apparently he has had more botox than all of the Kardashian girls (excluding Kris of course) combined. I guess his designer sock line isn't doing so hot. Remember when Courtney Love attacked him outside a nightclub? Lol she shoulda kicked his ass...
ReplyDeleteHes an idiot but dropping a couple of hundred pounds might help him a bit more too.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the hand-painted Birkin bag Kims village idiot "boyfriend" go her for Christmas bwhahah--looks like a 10 yr old painted on a purse from k-mart
ReplyDeleteOMG I was dyin when I saw that. My hubby got me a bag for my bday that I kinda didn't like. I saw that and loved my man even more.. Anybody else think she's gettin played out by at least one person for that craptacular ass bag?
DeletePlease provide a clicky link to this Birkin. I need an easy laugh.
DeleteMy favorite Keeping Up With the Kardashians moment was when one of Rob's sisters sat him down and told him that if he wanted to be as rich and successful as she is he was going to have to start at the bottom and work his way up like she did. He couldn't expect to just have things handed to him, she counseled. He'd have to work as hard as she does.
ReplyDeleteMark I'm embarrassed to admit that I actually saw that scene too. Boy seriously needs to finish college and decide on some sort of career.
DeleteI wouldn't want to be with this tub o lard either ewww
ReplyDeleteI saw one episode (I've only seen a couple--HONEST!) and he was trying to be a model bwahaha...and he also lied about graduating university. He only did like 2 years.
ReplyDeleteYeah @Derek and Kim has to carry it around and pretend she likes showing her naked family in public. He looked really piss poor for someone who is supposedly an artist.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably just setting his sights too high. I hear Farrah Abraham will bang anyone with a camera like a screen door in a high wind
ReplyDeleteFarrah should try to bang Rob Kardashian. She would be set for life. She can have another one of his illegitimate children and endless fame and money for the time-being. But you know Kris Jenner would be all "my son is not dating a porn-star." and defend kim with "She is not a porn star. That was a leaked private intimate movie she did with her true love Ray-J".
ReplyDeleteMark, are you sure she didnt advise him to start AS a bottom?
ReplyDelete@Count he is waaaay too fat to bottom----aint nobody got time for that
ReplyDeleteRob just needs to get a plain old J-O-B-job.
ReplyDeleteI remember when Rob didn't have to pay for coochie. Girls used to line up to throw it at him. CUTE girls too. It was astonishing. Fine ass girls setting it out for a reality stars brother. They are so lost in LA.
ReplyDeleteThat Birkin bag is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. That shit looks like the anti Christ. When these two finally break up, I can't wait to see who has the best tell-all, Kim or Kanye.
Doesnt Rob make money off the tv show?
ReplyDeleteCould one of his sisters hire him for a position in one of their many companies? Oh wait, they license, they don't actually own or have say in anything.
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