Saturday, January 04, 2014

Blind Item #1

"I can't really do anything with you right now but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you or you could use this beer bottle on yourself or something." (For now) A list singer/celebrity talking to a woman he met in a hotel bar this week while his wife was asleep upstairs. The woman declined. He then moved on to another woman.


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42 comments:

  1. Meanie Rhysie8:46 AM

    Oh, heyyy! It's obviously Robin Thicke, douche extraordinaire!

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  2. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Robin Douchebag Thicke - was staying in a hotel in Miami for New Year (which he whinged about, saying the room was too small, resulting in a swift upgrade)

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  3. WareCat8:50 AM

    wat kind of beer r we talking about?

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    1. Unknown8:53 AM

      hopefully not a Mickey Bigmouth.

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    2. Jacq8:59 AM

      Foster's, Australian for dildo

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  4. JSierra8:52 AM

    WareCat Colt 45

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  5. Seachica8:53 AM

    Why couldn't he participate? I assume an std or herpes breakout. In some weird way, I give him credit for being responsible with his hookups

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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Seachica: fosters flop?

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    2. Snootches11:15 AM

      Aunt Flow's visiting

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    3. Snootches11:15 AM

      Aunt Flow's visiting

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  6. Violet8:55 AM

    So he was able to watch but not perform?
    Anyway, thanks. I was wondering what to do with all those empty beer bottle from Xmas. Recycling is such a chore.

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  7. WareCat8:56 AM

    wrks for me J!
    just gotta pour sum out for all my dead homey's.

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  8. MollyMo8:59 AM

    Blake Shelton- couldn't really do anything since being under a microscope for cheating accusations on Miranda

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  9. Freya9:01 AM

    Or Michael Buble.
    But the "for now" makes me thinks it's Robin Thicke.
    I honestly thought he would be knocked off his pedestal when Justin Timberlake came back out with his album.

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  10. Kelly9:07 AM

    Yeah, the "for now" points to Robin.

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  11. chopchop9:23 AM

    The thought of anyone using a beer bottle on themselves brings back memories of One Man One Jar. *shudder*

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  12. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Ok, once and for all I'm laying this fallacy (phallacy) to rest.
    AUSTRALIANS DO NOT DRINK FOSTERS (or use it for sexual gratification) no one here drinks that shit

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  13. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Sounds like someone's trying to be sll hipster retro and bringing back the Fatty Arbuckle.

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    1. Rae Rae11:29 AM

      You joke about something like that? You are crass

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    2. Rae Rae11:31 AM

      You joke about something like that? You are crass

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    3. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!3:21 PM

      @Rae Rae: What, too soon?

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    4. Seven of Eleven4:14 PM

      Oh, Low Key, I am going to burn in hell for laughing at that. Hell's ISP is (aptly) Cox, so if I'm not on tomorrow...

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  14. FrenchGirl9:55 AM

    robin thinke because it's always Robin Thinke
    he's the Ben Affleck of blind items on douche married singers

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  15. Sherry9:57 AM

    Each, when we.were.visiting Oz the catchphrase was Fosters, Australian for shit. While in Sydney we found Resch's.that no one seems to know about. After there it was VB all the way.

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    1. Anonymous10:00 AM

      I love that you even know VB Sherry!!! I drink it if I'm broke. Or really drunk. I am a beer snob. Melbourne Bitter is better, but yes. No one here drinks Fosters.

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    2. Sherry10:21 AM

      Rach, glad you realized that my phone wants to call you Each. It also has an addiction to punctuation a-fucking-pparently.

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  16. Seven of Eleven10:08 AM

    So this should read "IS"?

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  17. Unknown10:16 AM

    VB, yes that's good stuff - it is the beer that tastes closest to the fine beers of Canada. I tried Emu Lager for shits and giggles and it tastes like it comes from an Emu.

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    1. Sherry10:23 AM

      Tina don't even try to imagine what 3 Horses from.Madagascar tastes like. But hey It's all they had.

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    2. Lucas10:54 AM

      @Tina - what are you consdering the 'fine beers of Canada'? I've been there and had a quite a few of their beers and most of them are crap. In the Vancouver/Victoria area they are getting some pretty good craft brews though. I like most anything from Parallel 49 and Driftwood.

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  18. Kelly10:46 AM

    On a cruise I took they sat us with another couple of couples and then 6 young Canadian guys. By the time we left California and reached Port of Vallarta the ship was out of Labatts Blue. I kid you not. I remember them not being able to stand it till the ship re-stocked up. Good times.

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  19. Kelly10:52 AM

    Oh and by "Sat us with", I mean for our formal dinner every night. So, since we met that way, we all hung out at the nightclub and such after dinner.

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  20. auntliddy11:34 AM

    Gross!

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  21. Anonymous11:57 AM

    thicke and herpes

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  22. umop 3pisdn12:19 PM

    Throw in his pinky rings and she could have played a game of ring toss just like at the carnival

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  23. Unknown12:43 PM

    Euw

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  24. Jessie2:03 PM

    I'm so surprised Fosters aren't done for false advertising because their cans claim their Aus' most popular beer (or something like that) and you can't even buy it here! And I didn't even know it came in bottles?

    I have heard of someone using a Corona bottle on themselves. BLEURGH.

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  25. NaughtyNurse2:33 PM

    I say it's Thicke and he couldn't do anything "right now" because his wife was asleep. Seems as though his extracurricular ladies have to be HER extracurricular ladies, too, according to their agreement.

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  26. Sprink3:44 PM

    I drank BB the whole time I lived in Oz but am still baffled as to how a bitter can be a lager. (VB, oh never mind...)

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  27. lutefisk7:23 PM

    If someone could talk Ben Affleck into putting out an album we could actually use him for the singer/celebrity blinds.

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  28. Orvilla Bedinbacher9:00 AM

    you guys are all the best! cdan has the best community!

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  29. Margaux11:12 PM

    Beiber until the part about the wife. But really if Robin Thicke's actions read like something Beiber would do, that's pretty embarrassing and gross.

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