The most depressing sight that anyone has seen in quite some time happened this week. A pregnant former A list reality star still with A list name recognition trying to get work by offering herself up for the casting couch.
Pregnancy will amp up the desperation in a broad with not brains or future. I am conflicted in feeling bad for the child and horny for the desperation. Since I am a "life starts at birth" type, I would go ahead and take advantage, if given the opportunity.
I don't know guys, maybe This enty is ...an empty venom sack?* grin* but he has al always heaps such scorn on the whole Shore bores ( and teen moms) particularly the mudder mother. I just am missing the glee...
JWow is not A list, she's at most D list. Kendra may have been considered A list when on the Girl Next Door, but even that seems iffy. I don't think that reality stars could ever be considered A list. The Kartrashians aren't A list, they are just tabloid fodder.
@ Guido: Preggos can be VERY sexy and VERY horny. In addition, it can have residual effects. All them kinky, hormone induced sexy dreams can really benefit you later on, once the chick is back in fighting shape, and she wants to act em all out.
Wow, never heard of this Girls and Corpses mag, but I looked. Umm. Then I clicked on the Courtney Stodden shoot for it. There is definitely a theme with the "girls" that pose for it, huh?
Some of y'all need to just stay away from the porn searches. If you see it, you can't unsee it, and there's no reason to subject yourselves to that. Stay unfettered! I guess this is supposed to be JWoww? I can't even with this one.
Don t agree with horny preggos. sleepy all day long. boobs hurt badly. visits to the bathroom each 30 minutes and crazy temper. this one must be a good future sexctress or a black widow :)
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ReplyDeleteJ Woww
ReplyDeleteClearly someone with zilch self-respect ...
ReplyDeleteI'm with @Derek Harvey on this one
Hey you guys above me :-) Weekend! I like the JWoww but enty would be more disdainful were it her...
ReplyDeleteHey @Steampunk! I think Enty's rant about Biebs filled the cold, dark orb in his chest for the day?
DeleteMe too @Stepforded
ReplyDeleteI was depressed to find out last year that there is such a thing as "pregnancy porn". Pregnancy as a porn prop = {shudder}.
ReplyDelete@7/11... ***do not look this up, Kristin. Do not google pregnancy porn. You will regr--- FUCK! What is wrong with people?
DeleteAs bad as autopsies? •shudder•
DeleteMaybe Entybot us already plastered @Steampunk so s/he isn't feeling the snark on someone pathetic.
ReplyDeleteOh Yah @7 pregnancy porn is quite popular (not that I have ever seen such stuff like that.)
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine finding out your mom was doing that?
ReplyDeleteWell, Kendra Wilkinson was seen out and about this week. However, by the way she was dressed it doesn't appear she was trying to impress anyone.
ReplyDeletePregnancy will amp up the desperation in a broad with not brains or future. I am conflicted in feeling bad for the child and horny for the desperation. Since I am a "life starts at birth" type, I would go ahead and take advantage, if given the opportunity.
ReplyDeleteI don't know guys, maybe This enty is ...an empty venom sack?* grin* but he has al always heaps such scorn on the whole Shore bores ( and teen moms) particularly the mudder mother. I just am missing the glee...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, @Kristin. I share your WTH?!!
ReplyDelete@fae, triple up on the WTH?!! Farrah's "Girls and Corpses" magazine cover was just gross.
J woww. I wouldn't consider her an A
ReplyDeleteI would rather be roofied by a cadaverous Brenda Walsh and sexually assaulted than watch one minute of preggy porn.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming Octo's Vag is only slightly smaller than the Holland Tunnel at this point. BLECH.
GO SEAHAWKS.
This gives me huge case of sads.
ReplyDeleteJWow is not A list, she's at most D list. Kendra may have been considered A list when on the Girl Next Door, but even that seems iffy. I don't think that reality stars could ever be considered A list. The Kartrashians aren't A list, they are just tabloid fodder.
ReplyDelete@ Guido: Preggos can be VERY sexy and VERY horny. In addition, it can have residual effects. All them kinky, hormone induced sexy dreams can really benefit you later on, once the chick is back in fighting shape, and she wants to act em all out.
ReplyDeleteSexy Preggos, all NSFW
Before & After (this is actually SFW)
Heaving, milk laden breasts
Plump bellies on thin girls.
Extra Sensitive Nips
Another one
Last one
Wow, never heard of this Girls and Corpses mag, but I looked. Umm. Then I clicked on the Courtney Stodden shoot for it. There is definitely a theme with the "girls" that pose for it, huh?
ReplyDeleteBlowing your nuts on top of a baby's head rocks
ReplyDeleteSome of y'all need to just stay away from the porn searches. If you see it, you can't unsee it, and there's no reason to subject yourselves to that. Stay unfettered! I guess this is supposed to be JWoww? I can't even with this one.
ReplyDeleteDon t agree with horny preggos. sleepy all day long. boobs hurt badly. visits to the bathroom each 30 minutes and crazy temper. this one must be a good future sexctress or a black widow :)
ReplyDeleteJenelle Evans from Teen Mom...her and the Dad are almost DUNZO..his EX is also pregnant.
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