As I told you would happen there are at least five other women that Dean McDermott had affairs with the past two years. According to
Radar this is the number of women Dean admits to Tori Spelling that he had sex with. If he admitted to her there were five women then the number is probably much higher. Ten? Fifteen? And what about previous to the two year window? I'm actually kind of surprised none of the other women have come forward. I guess he found women that were looking for something other than quick fame or they are too embarrassed to admit they had sex with Dean. It's one thing to admit that you had sex with the biggest golfer on the planet or some huge celebrity, but this is Dean McDermott we are talking about here. Would you want to be the person who thought he was a great catch?
I'd bet he's slept with nowhere near that amount and only said so when the world erupted in an enormous 'euch' when that woman said she'd done the dirty with him.
ReplyDeleteCan't have people thinking he's not some great hunk of love machine can he? And anyway it makes the sex addict crap story a lot more realistic.
Shit, if I was dumb enough to sleep with this yahoo, I would hope that I'd be smart enough to keep my mouth S-H-U-T!!!
ReplyDeleteThat Karma, she's a righteous b*.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the kids who always look so unhappy anyway, but Tori and Dean met cheating. This news must put Mary Jo Eustace in a great mood.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think is that Tori had two babies in 10 months one year and that skews any reasonable thoughts I may have had about how difficult marriage can be
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, Tori has the makings of a new book.
ReplyDeleteKarma
ReplyDeleteTTM - Just the thought makes my vagina hurt.
ReplyDeleteRight, disco?? I thought I read it wrong when I saw that
DeleteWouldn't want this on my VagFax either!
ReplyDeleteWhile she was in hospital, almost dying, giving birth to his child? What a bastard. Tori, time to take out the garbage!
ReplyDeletelol VagFax...
ReplyDeleteJust... I mean. How was it even comfortable to have sex that soon after popping one out? I've never birthed a baby before so I have no idea how long it takes to be able to get back to humpin'. I know a lot of women are UBER fertile right after giving birth, but damn. I'd be like "Listen, yo. My lady parts need a like 6-week staycation and your dick ain't invited."
ReplyDeleteMost doctors recommend six weeks at least, not all peeps are down with down time. I had two back to back, so whatever they tell you about breastfeeding preventing pregnancy is a damn lie
DeletePoor Mr Violet regretted the days he got me knocked up on 3 occasions. I only needed to give him an icy stare and hiss 'don't even think about it' and his enthusiasm dwindled away (literally).
ReplyDeleteShe had a c-section, so it had to be longer than the standard six weeks. It's all just gross.
ReplyDeleteSix weeks is standard for c-sections as well.
ReplyDeleteLOL Violet
Down time is great!
ReplyDeleteHa!! I see what ya did there, @OneEye! ;)
DeleteAnd that is why Charlie is the belle of the CDaN ball!
DeleteIt's just amazed that these women would want to sleep with him, while he has that scary tattoo of Tori on his arm. I would think that would be enough to deter anyone.
ReplyDeleteHe's such an ugly rodentesque looking fella. Karma would be if they replaced his horrible wooden self with Mary Jo on chopped Canada as host! Can they please do that? He's awful!
ReplyDeleteCan we start a petition??
She has no choice she must get rid of him
ReplyDeleteIf she would only take a good hard look at herself in the mirror she'll understand how this happened. You should never marry somebody better looking than yourself. It throws the balance of the universe all out of whack. To quote an old New Jersey bard: "She ain't a beauty but eh, she's all right". Paul Giamatti would be a better match for that face.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Equation.
ReplyDelete5 just the # for sex. Probably gotta mix in a few bjs too.
Good one, Equation.
ReplyDelete5 just the # for sex. Probably gotta mix in a few bjs too.
His eyes are so close together he's practically a cyclops. Can't even begin to imagine the horrors his sex-face would bring.
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, hey! Easy with the cyclops jokes, sweet cheeks. At least wait until I've left the room.
ReplyDeleteHow many dudes on his list?
ReplyDeleteImagine his pick-up lines. "Hey, baby, I was on a bunch of semi-popoular reality TV shows and I married Tori Spelling." Oooh. Really hot stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd those kids probably always look annoyed because their mom is always pimping them out. Just the other day I saw an article in a tabloid magazine where Tori was explaining how to make Christmas crafts with the kids and all her kids were getting their pictures taken holding their home-made ornaments. Really? You can't just let your kids do some crafts without inviting the press?
Way TMI about a guy nobody cares about. Tori is so b*tt effing ugly It's amazing she ever got pregnant. Lights out, I guess.
ReplyDeleteGo home to Mama, she's got all the money anyway.
ReplyDeleteHe looks so red in that pic!
ReplyDeleteI love watching him on Chopped Canada. He is a big bloated mess that is just fed lines to say with no enthusiasm or passion for food that Ted does on the US version. You can see him counting the minutes till he can cash the check, get the booze, pills and some misguided woman (or dude) to have sex with.
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonderful train wreck to watch.
Maybe this is a case of bad publicity is better then no publicity.
ReplyDeleteOh no, OneEyeCharlie!! Please accept my sincerest apologies!!! I meant no offense. I consider you to be my main man here on the site (something I would usually never, ever admit). You are dashingly handsome, have made me laugh out loud on several occasions...basically an all around wonderful dude...everything ferret-face Dean Mc. is not and can never hope to be. XOXO
ReplyDeleteOooh, Kelli. That is very sweet of you. I just wanted to let you know that I didn't take offense at all to your post. I used it as a means to inject a little levity into the thread. I have very thick skin about the issue. I called you Sweet Cheeks in the hopes you'd realize that I was just teasing. I hope you have a superb weekend, and keep on posting.
DeleteWell what about the guy who said he was hooking up with Dean on Grindr and thought Dean was a guy named Matt or at least that's what Dean claimed. He's lucky more of the guys don't come out of the woodwork.
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