Even though it is over two months away Julia Roberts has her PR people running full steam ahead to try and call in enough favors to land the cover of People Magazine's annual World's Most Beautiful Woman cover. Last year Gwyneth Paltrow was the winner of the award. Yeah, so you can see that it is more of a publicist competition rather than much else. Beyonce won the previous year. Apparently there is one big sticking point to the whole thing and that is Jennifer Aniston. Here's why. Apparently Jen and Justin Theroux are not doing that great right now. What better way to make Jen feel better about herself than to name her the most beautiful woman and get an exclusive interview about a split at the same time. If they reconcile Kneepads still thinks Jen would make the better choice. Julia really wants it because she thinks this is the last time she will have a shot and since it is going to be shot about the same time as the Academy Awards she wants to capitalize on that and make Kneepads cave.
I personally think it should go to someone else like Anna Kendrick or someone like that. It won't be Mila Kunis because she already won something similar for a different magazine. This is a strange guess but if they do go the younger route it could be someone like Blake Lively too but I don't know if Ryan Reynolds would get behind it enough with his people to make it happen.
What about Sandy B?
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. Kanye is putting calls out to try to get me the cover. If not this year, it will happen for next year!
ReplyDeleteYou're the most beautiful woman in the world alright. To pee on!
DeleteSo now you're Triumph the Insult Comic Has-Been? Bitch, please
DeleteNo, I'm Paris. Don't you remember me?
DeleteWho? Catch that dirt!
DeleteWhy would I want to catch dirt? That's gross.
DeletePeople mag will name Jennifer Lawrence "most beautiful woman" because she will win her 2nd Oscar in march,she's good looking,popular and every one loves her
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ReplyDeleteBut Sandra Bullock is also a nice guess
ReplyDeleteNo. Neither.
ReplyDeleteAre you really a troll if your paid? Maybe we can extend KFF for a few months, it would be Enty's contribution to keeping you employed and helping the economy.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Ryan's purpose to boycott Blake in Enty's mind?? Why would he be wanting to help her? Isn't he keeping her prisoner in the basement? lol
ReplyDeleteI'd love to be Sandra too!
And...Ryan call Enty!
Don't give me shit for this but it should go to someone younger. Jen and Julia are still beautiful. But it's the next generations turn now ladies, please step to the left.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your support, Jennabean!
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DeleteKim I'm 30 too we missed it babe . It'll be ok we have other things going on. Like taking care of out kids. And getting your family off CDAN .. Except gods help me it makes me feel so bad about myself I kinda like Paris and Bruce.
Deleteblake lively? most beautiful woman? thats a stretch and you know it
ReplyDeleteJulia is not a nice person! I saw her once at Whole Foods and she was being rude to the produce manager. I glared at her but I dont know if she noticed. I'd like to think she did, she is just nasty.
ReplyDeleteEntirely OT but WTF are people accusing me of being a troll/Kim Possible/Can opener. Believe me, we're different people and i don;t have time, with my mother in hospital, to scrawl back through tons of posts to see what's been said. i've popped in recently a couple of times to say hi (and unwittingly annoy Mango) and that's it. oh yeah, and my mum is really sick so i'm not in the fucking mood for online bullying and false accusations. cheers.
ReplyDelete@Rach, hope your mum is on the mend soon. It's horrible when the folks are sick. Lotsa love.
Delete@Rach, sorry to hear about your Mom. (((hugs)))
DeleteI must've missed where you were accused of being Canopener. I don't think anyone believes that. Ignore, ignore, ignore!
Would have disputed it should I have seen it, haven't had to, so unless they're posting after 9 pm EST...
DeletePetty bs. No worries about it. Best for your mom and you...:-D
Rach I never talked to you before but you always crack me up. Your one of my fav commenters and I don't think ur that gross heffer. Hope everything goes better for ya babe.
DeleteHey Rach ~ I don't think anyone else thought you were that mess. I hope your mom gets better soon. xoxo
DeleteI'm very sorry to hear about your mom, Rach. Hoping she is better soon.
DeleteGet well soon Rach's mama! I've missed you Rach, hope all is well and warm thoughts for your moms health.
DeleteWhat year is this? Did we jump back to the 90's?
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts and Jen Aniston? Really??
@ its just u ... This is exactly what I thought. Get over yourselves ladies (wishful thinking I know)
Deletewould love Anna kendrick...she can act...not tradtionally beautiful...& it would burn KSkank...who needs to get on her knees to get roles & is still sturgling
ReplyDeleteLove love love Anna Kendrick.
DeleteShe's smart and funny - beautiful qualities
Delete@Jennabean I was just laughing about the liking Bruce and Paris comment b/c I thought the same thing. As for Anna Kendrick she's perfect for this.
DeleteI like the Jennifer Lawrence guess. I've never seen any of her movies but I keep seeing her name in the news.
ReplyDeleteomg really?? julia for most beautiful?? ugh @.@
ReplyDeletei'd pick a gorgeous person for the award... someone crazy striking, like emilia clarke or dianna agron or olivia wilde or fame-whore amber heard...etc
a lady with actual facial beauty...
but it is a publicist contest so whatever, pick another same-old.
Rach, sorry to hear about your mom. Those of us who have been here a while *know* you're not a troll.
ReplyDelete{{{{hugs Rach Around}}}} I hope your mom feels better soon..
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ReplyDeletesorry for your mom...
Rach, wishing your mom a speedy recovery and you a pleasant day!
ReplyDeleteIf Jennifer wins, then its possible, but we all know People magazine is all about the money. Look what happened with Gwenny last year. We all gave a WTF? So I can see Julia trying to get her mug on the magazine this year.
ReplyDeleteIt is so hard for me to imagine grown women fighting for this high school bullshit meaningless " honor", if its true, its beyond pathetic.
ReplyDelete@Jennabean, I agree with you. But it's more about who will sell magazines than who is actually beautiful.
ReplyDeleteWho buys People these days - middle-aged white women? If so, it's about whomever will motivate them to pick up $4.95 worth of paper and ink.
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ReplyDeleteI just scroll and scan the photo icons on the right and skip the K-trolls altogether
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for Bruce Jenner this year.
ReplyDeleteI will too, LottaColada. Bruce and I are so close, he is the most beautiful person to me in my life right now. He's so supportive.
DeleteHa ha ha, good one!
DeleteI'm with Kristin, Sandy B for the win.
ReplyDeleteAnd no Caroline, Jennifer Lawrence's chances are fading. When Oscar voting finally opens next Friday, Lupita is going to be the overwhelming choice to win. She has presented herself winningly and with great sophistication since the red carpet season began and her acceptance speech at the SAGs was incredibly well-received. In addition, "Twelve Years" has an uphill battle in every category but voters do not want to see the night end without it being represented in a major way on the podium. In a year when "Fruitvale Station," "The Butler" (merits aside) and "Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom" were virtually shut out, voters are not blind to how it would look for "Twelve Years," once the presumptive favorite to take everyone, to walk away empty handed.
GOOD point, Nutty..
ReplyDelete*take "everything," not "everyone."
ReplyDeleteI really dislike Julia and if they have to put her on the cover it will be super photo shopped. Here's an idea, why not put someone on the cover who's so beautiful she doesn't need photo shopping? That Marie Claire cover that Julia just did was hideous. Photo shopped to the point she looked like plastic.
ReplyDeleteHas Charlize Theron ever made the cover? She's gorgeous compared to Jen and Julia.
I'd rather they go younger.
So sorry, Rach.
That settles it. I'll take the front cover and then we can call it a day.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your mom, Rach. I know a lot of us have been wondering where you've been.
ReplyDeleteJLaw would turn this down. She's trying to stay low key and minimize the impending backlash.
TE brings up a good point... Can you imagine Depp pushing hard for Amber to get the cover?
Best wishes Rach!
ReplyDeleteAs for Julia, you know that she is sooooo jealous of Jennifer Lawrence, so it would kill Julia if JLaw got this. It is all just so ridiculous, though. Aniston? She is aging well due to her money & resources (I'm her age & look it), but I have never considered her beautiful. In our younger days, I dare say I out-beautifuled her by a mile! Still good, but if don't still look like I'm 30!
Now Lupita would be a great choice. She is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteShe could get best in show for prettiest horse.
ReplyDeleteRach, sorry about your mom. I hope she recovers soon.
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Deletehaha, Ms Cool. Best in show goes to Julia Horsey Roberts! Neigh!!!
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DeleteLupita is a beautiful woman. Interesting and educated and traffic stopping beautiful.
ReplyDeleteRob, that means the world to me. My kids are my life. Thank you, Lotta Colada that is sweet. I might not be beautiful to everyone but I have a good heart.
ReplyDeleteJulia's horseface would make People a joke if they named her most beautiful--but a cover is all about selling a magazine and her pic would. Id prefer Sandy B she could sell a lot also or Julianne Moore but not sure she could sell.
ReplyDeleteAlso onboard with Lupita. She's gorgeous and interesting.
ReplyDeleteWow, sorry I was cranky and thanks so so much to everyone for their kind words - I'm actually really touched. She's had a series of strokes and has like (spelling) cellulosis (?) in her legs - she's diabetic. I don't believe in god, but I'm hoping the universe looks after her, because we live so far away, & since my step dad left, she's on her own.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, enough of my sob story - I'm just sleep deprived & emotional & didn't think the accusation was fair.
Thanks so much, and sorry guys.... Check in with you and the Kardashian klan soon... Xxxx
Hi Rach---sorry someone else said you were (forget who--tried to find it and will let you know) and I restated what I read--you are not a pig or whatever--but that Kymcan thing is/was. Goes to show dont always believe everything you hear---I think your a nice chick but dont know you well enough to not put it past you--you do have moments of overt sexuality etc (but I never found you crass) --sorry to hear about your mom xo
ReplyDeleteThanks Derek - I only read yours and anothergreyhare's comments : it really wasn't me, & yeah, I'm a dirty mouth sometimes fuckit! But whatever was said (& I can't be arsed going through old posts) was incorrect. And as I said, I am emotional, but wanted to set it straight. Believe me, if I say something, I'll put my name to it. I'm too much of a techno tard to have more than one account.
Deletestupid worthless title
ReplyDeleteI'm really not on the Julia train-she annoys the hell out of me
love Anna Kendrick but don't consider her beautiful classically---
but they pick stupid people--- although I had to agree with the JLO pick-she's a strange one but she really is breathtaking
oh and although many haters here for Blake-that girl is gorgeous also
ReplyDeleteI dont count people who are only hot from the dcctors knife
DeleteAgreed. With her real face she is well very very plain.
DeleteJulia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston? They are hardly beautiful IMO. Blake Lively, no way, not beautiful. Gwyneth was a poor choice. All of these women are cute, not beautiful.
ReplyDeleteCharlize is beautiful but I'm still annoyed that she is hooking up with Sean Penn.
Why does the "winner" always have to be from the US? There are plenty of beautiful women from other countries. Just saying....
ReplyDeletetrue^^
ReplyDeleteUSA USA!!!! Totally kidding!! : )
ReplyDeleteRach sorry to hear about your mom.
Hey Rach just this morning I found out I'm really Massive G !
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook; first I find out you're a dude, now I find out you're the dreamy Massive G? Kudos!
Deletewell to be fair Anothergrey probably just go it from what I stated and I forget it was a while ago (maybe your friend Mango?! but cant say cause I dont remember) just to be clear I never thought you were a "pig" (god I feel like Alec Baldwin) and was quite dissapointed when I read and believed you would troll like that in a gross manner -although your no mother Theresa ; )
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to chatting when things are calm on the Australian waterfront (thats where u are right?!)
Derek: yeah, in HOT Australia. When I was in high school, because I looked so innocent, but once I opened my mouth, I quickly put that to rest, my family & friends called me sister Mary McKillop as a joke. I even had a tshirt & mug with her likeness. Saints are boring. And so are trolls, sometimes.
DeleteAnna kendrick? Paltrow? I see better at the local shops! How can you say these are beautiful women. Pretty at best, plain at worst.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham!\\
ReplyDeleteHipsters unite!
DeleteHa ha shhhhh
Deleteor...Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Winona Ryder,
ReplyDeleteWinona forever
DeleteI'm confused. If you're in your late 30's or 40's...or even 50's you can no longer be one of the most beautiful women???? You have to be young and new? If someone is nominated for an Oscar, to me they're an "IT" girl, young or old...whether it's Meryl or someone else. If someone has been in the business for years, takes care of themselves...and looks fabulous (Christie Brinkley), that deserves a cover. That's just total agism thinking that it has to be someone young and you're washed up by a certain age. With that thinking...no wonder the US spoils the youth and has no respect for the old.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock would be a great choice. She is by far the least vapid and had a wonderful year career-wise. She is just likable and has the cutest little son.
ReplyDeleteYou know how in the Olympics or major sporting events, if you take performance enhancing drugs, you're disqualified?
ReplyDeleteThey should have Most Beautiful go to those who haven't had their boobs inflated, their faces stretched and all sorts of "performance enhancement"
I realise in hollywood this would leave only the mother of Arnold Swartsawanger's illegitimate child's mother, and Cate Blanchett, maybe Dame Edna and Betty White.
Oh, and Julia looks like she could whisper in her own ear, and eat and apple through a wire fence. Why the long face indeed.
ReplyDeleteBecause I think there is some truth to the Julia/ Meryl feud, I'm team Meryl for the cover to piss Julia off and I think she's had a banner year. No one really cares about People, or Jen Aniston for that matter, but it would be nice to see a woman with actual fucking talent on the cover.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer a Canadian winner, as well as someone with actual talent.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts face is the only thing in the way of her getting "World's Most Beautiful Woman"
ReplyDeleteHey, Julia! See that boat in the distance? It's your ship and it's sailed.
ReplyDeleteHey @Rach. So sorry about your mom. Sending my positive thoughts to you and yours. I've been in school all day, sorry so late!
ReplyDeleteJudi Dench.
ReplyDeleteNone of these names are even relevant. Wouldn't it go to like Jennifer Lawrence or something? Does anyone read People. I still need to read all the comments. Ugh. Julia sucks.
ReplyDeleteStana Katic
ReplyDeleteRach, I know you'll miss this but so sorry about your mum. Anyone who has read you should know your unique voice was not the one of Kympossible/Canopener or whichever crazy incarnation was happening this week.
ReplyDeleteWish you well sweetie..Good thoughts for your mom.
How about Olivia Wilde? Even pregnant she looks very beautiful.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Christie Brinkley suggestion. She looks GOOD.
If they weren't famous, neither Jennifer Aniston or Julia Roberts would win a "Most beautiful woman in L.A." contest, let alone most beautiful in the entire world. Jennifer's nose looks mashed flat and she has a huge chin, and Ghoulia's smile is just terrifying. What a joke!
ReplyDeletePlease not Horsehead! She is already so annoying. She should be most likely to spread venereal diseases among her costars and potential costars.
ReplyDeleteWorld's Most Beautiful Woman 2014: ROBIN WRIGHT. Really! she never payed the game to become a superstar, and God knows she has been courted by Vanity Fair, Vogue back in the days of Princess Bride and Forrest Gump: she was the it girl back then. It is not public knowledge because back the there was no internet and media buzz, there was no clout and campaigning. She proves with House of Cards success that not only she's one of the most talented actress in Hollywood, but one that manages to stay stunning at 47 (47!!!) See the Golden Globes: killer body, spectacular face, brains and talent. And, finally, without that death weight named Penn. Just for that, she should win every award from here to eternity.
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