Only reason I like golf is because the state buying a golf course down the street kept 400 senior townhouses going in down the street from me. I'd rather deal with deer on the roads than all them cotton tops.
I love golf! It's the most boring sport on the planet, but while you're waiting for your boss to get his swing "just so", make a drinking game out of every time he does a wind swing or a foot/shoulder shuffle. You'll have a nice buzz by the 6th hole, he'll win (the boss always wins), and by the time you get back to the office, there's only a couple of hours left in the day and then carpool time.
You don't have to know how to play golf to go to a golf tournament. And the Open Bar does help!
ReplyDeleteCool! I love golf ... the only problem is, it takes so long to play 18 rounds - if you can get out at 6am and beat the crowds it's worthwhile though.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to the Eminem concert in Auckland tomorrow night - SO excited! :-)
Is it with Bruce and Brody?
ReplyDeleteI always bring my own flask when I golf with my dad
ReplyDeleteAnd flirt with all the pretty girls! Oh, it's fun though. I love it.
DeleteI'm not the only one flirting with the ladies, you sly old dog!
DeleteBruce, what happened with you and the lovely Angie Everhart? Now that you're free off the old whingebag, the world's your oyster! :-)
DeleteSo this Enty is going out in public as the owner of CDaN? Are you going to be introduced as such at the tournament?
ReplyDeleteMy daughter visits family in NV every summer and goes to the Celeb Tahoe one . She said Ray Ramono is the kindest to fans.
ReplyDeletePeople east of the Mississippi wont be playing golf for quite awhile unless you live near me or south of me.
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ReplyDeleteOnly reason I like golf is because the state buying a golf course down the street kept 400 senior townhouses going in down the street from me. I'd rather deal with deer on the roads than all them cotton tops.
ReplyDeleteStupid game that favors people with depth perception. Bahhhh!
ReplyDeleteHey Brody, how do you like playing golf with your mother?
ReplyDeleteMy mom isn't much of a golfer. She's really involved with animal rescue charities, so that's what occupies most of her free time
DeleteOh my God at the thought of Linda golfing!
DeleteI love golf! It's the most boring sport on the planet, but while you're waiting for your boss to get his swing "just so", make a drinking game out of every time he does a wind swing or a foot/shoulder shuffle. You'll have a nice buzz by the 6th hole, he'll win (the boss always wins), and by the time you get back to the office, there's only a couple of hours left in the day and then carpool time.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. Brody, I'm talking about your new mother. You know, his name is Bridgett.
ReplyDeleteI would take golfing over the foot of snow outside and two bored hyper kids inside....
ReplyDeleteDo it! You'll be glad you decided to go. And the open bar is a major +!!
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