June 7, 2012
These two were in a movie together. They were actually even a couple for a bit. He used to be A list and has only ever done movies. He does not do much now. He spends a lot of his time doing nothing except watching his former co-star and flame. She is a movie actress but is not above doing television for the right part at the right time. Not her usual though. She has no idea he ex actually stalks her. She knows that he seems to show up at odd places and events halfway across the world but he always says he is working. He lives for the moments when they run into each other away from LA because that is the one time she will sometimes let her guard down and let him close to her again. back in the day he scared her. Scared her very badly. Too intense. Too controlling. Not anything like he appears in reality or even in his roles. Confrontational and would not back down. It was too much. She thinks he has change, but he hasn't. He makes sure to always be acting his best when she is around. The last few people he has dated have almost been her twin. One of them had the wrong hair color and he made her color it to match. Everyone who knows him assumes he managed to chase away her last boyfriend who almost married her. He lived to break them up and worked and work and worked at it. Our actor thinks that he can get her back despite what happened in the past. Despite the fact that when he touches her now she still looks like she is freaked out. She has told her friends and our actor that she would never take him back. He keeps trying though. Watching and following.
Keanu Reeves/Charlize Theron
Boo, this was already revealed.
ReplyDeleteAnd Keanu does A LOT of good with all the money he has made.
I thought this was revealed? In any case this could explain Charlize and Sean Penn he can beat the living shit out of Keanu if necessary.
ReplyDeleteDone a while back!
ReplyDeleteI think everyone guessed this but nobody believed it because of the whole SO and child dying and also the imaginary wife abroad
ReplyDeleteIt was already revealed.
ReplyDeleteHE'S CONTROLLING and now she is with Penn?? Talk about history repeating
I'm sorry, sandybrook, I would not bet on Sean Penn in a stand-up fight with Keanu Reeves. As I recall, Reeves actually has a strong knowledge of martial arts, and he's got plenty of self-possession and self-discipline. Sean Penn is a mass of mental issues and substance dependencies.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually with JAS on this one, especially since Sean Penn allegedly had to give up all his weapons at Charlize's request.
DeleteKeanu is The Watcher now? Lol
ReplyDeleteI call BS on this. Keanu has beards and only stalks men.
ReplyDelete@Hissy got it while we all harped on Kate Hudson. Holla, Hissy!
ReplyDeleteDamn Keanu
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I buy this. Charlize is the reason for Sad Keanu?
ReplyDeleteRuins the rumour of him & his sister or the romatic notion that he's hung up on the GF who died years ago
ReplyDeleteI met Keanu years ago, at a club in Seattle when he came up with Dogstar. He kept inviting me back to his hotel and assuring me he could "get whatever you're into," meaning drugs. I declined. At the time I had short blond hair, so there's that.
ReplyDelete@letloverule - you turned down Keanu? Are you mad?
DeleteI have a knife and a gun. I would have 100% gone, myself.
DeleteI like Keanu despite finding him bit odd. Theron is a good girl and the relationship with Penn makes me think she has a dark side. sounds like she wants to dive in clear waters and after a while she falls badly into some dark holes. She sounds tormented somehow and this is why she stumbles . but she will get out of there soon. trust my analysis
ReplyDeleteWhhhhooooooooaaaaa dude. That is so not cool.
ReplyDeleteWho's the one who has entire rooms full of pics of their ex - am I thinking Kiefer and Julia? It just seems a really familiar sort of blind. All these stalker A list actors who can't get over their (not very nice) exes. Weird.
ReplyDeleteLeave Keanu aloooooone!
ReplyDelete#hater
JAS not saying your wrong he might have some martial arts background but I found more on him being unstable while looking for any reference to him and martial arts.
ReplyDeleteBogus!
ReplyDeleteDidn't she watch her mother kill her father to protect them both when she was a teenager? That would cast a pall over anybody's adult life. Anyway I don't doubt the world is full of heartbroken men who still pine for Charlize Theron.
ReplyDelete@laura-Charlize's dad was abusive & her mom finally shot & killed him.
ReplyDeleteFeak it :( must be a nightmare
DeleteAnnabelle-at least Penn knows what he's getting into then.
Delete@Violet, LOL I might be, but I found it obnoxious to offer me drugs to hook up. He had a yucky beard at the time, too.
ReplyDelete@letloverule your standards are clearly far higher than mine.
Delete@thanks lazyday. Did not know why she sounds so off sometimes :(
ReplyDeleteBut but but I thought Keanu had strippers on retainer and also a wife he's never met??
ReplyDeleteMy money's on Keanu to beat Sean. Sean's got a temper but he always gets his a$$ whupped
@LottaColada LMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDelete@Ri- Ha, you're just as familiar with Keanu's filmography as I am. :)
Delete@Frosty, I was a stripper at the time. Trust me, he loooooves the clubs.
ReplyDeleteWell, I had a hot boyfriend at the time, who treated me really well and could probably get better drugs than Keanu's ass if I wanted them anyway :D
ReplyDelete@LetLoveRule I can see that. All that Sad Keanu stuff is just a pose haha
ReplyDelete@Frosty
ReplyDeleteUnless it's a woman. Sean seems to excel at beating up woman.
@Frosty, he isn't very animated in person, maybe that's it?
ReplyDeleteThis really sounds like bs. Theron is a carpet muncher and I'd bet the farm she and slugger are fake.
ReplyDeleteJAS and Sandy, I've never heard of Penn being in an actual fight, just pushing and kicking like a girl at a pap once in a while. Keanu has 5 inches and probably 30 lbs on the little guy. He'd wipe the floor with Spicoli.
In between movies looks like Keanu let's himself go. Penn looks roidy. It's a toss up
ReplyDeleteThey've done two movies....Devils Advocate and Sweet November.
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt he's weird, but I think this blind is BS. I totally believe the Strippers on the payroll blind, tho'.
so skarsgard is the boyfriend who wanted to marry her that Keanu ran off??
ReplyDelete@sifichick True, I forgot about that.
ReplyDelete@LetLoveRule - one would think that, but actually he's surprisingly lively LOL He sometimes stays close to where I live and see him out and about occasionally. If no one notices him, he'll usually do something to bring attention to himself, pet a dog, talk to a child. Nice. Then when people start coming up, he's quite friendly, chatty even. And then, he's gotta run. LOL
WTF with all the bad grammar here? If this blind is two years old, why hasn't the grammar been corrected? If ENTY truly is an attorney, he should have the education to make more grammatically correct posts!
ReplyDeleteOh Gypsytrill...This is NOTHING. It gets truly epically bad at times.
ReplyDeleteSo now Keanu is a stalker...Poor guy has bad image problems. I think he's cute and that yeah, he could kick Sean Peen's ass.
It's horrible to have a stalker, but to have one who has the means to follow you around the globe is on a whole different level. She can never feel safe.
ReplyDeleteKeanu to win. Sean can only hit women.
ReplyDeleteSO this drove her to Sean Penn???????
ReplyDeleteI believe Charlize to be bi
ReplyDeleteGiggle at "If this blind is two years old, why hasn't the grammar been corrected?"
ReplyDeleteHonestly, this is Ents on a good day! And I don't think he's one for re-edits. Love the indignation, @Gypsytrill XD
LetLoveRule - nice anecdote! I don't think he was offering you drugs though - everyone sensible knows Keanu's not into that. He was letting you know that even if you are into strange tea blends that he would sort it out. And sex-wise, for your erstwhile one nighter, that he'd be willing to engage in role play. What a host he could have been!
When he chats does he do that quasi 'I'm so thoughtful' thing that he does regularly in movies and press (back when he used to do those things)?
I automatically punctuate and correct spelling on all blinds in my head. The lack of commas nearly drove me mad, the first few months. Now, meh. Bring it.
ReplyDeleteI thought it came out that Keanu was straight. There was a look-a-like who was a dead ringer who was gay, and everyone thought it was Keanu. Then finally it was revealed that it wasn't Keanu.
ReplyDeleteWait what
ReplyDeleteI dunno, Alita, this all happened in 1998 or so. I was trying to get him to spend money in the club, and he was just like, "Oh, I just want to hang out with you, I can get whatever you're into, I can make a call," etc. He was polite but maybe just a bit pushy. As I write this I'm realizing 1998 was over 15 years ago, so dude may have matured/changed a lot. I know I have :)
ReplyDeleteIt's always funny when an out-of-towner offers pot to a Seattle native like myself. I've seen some really sketchy "weed," LOL.
@LetLoveRule
DeleteCool story though - and being able to say 'Keanu Reeves hit on me, but yeah ... I let him down easy' will never get old :)
He sounds really patronising in your story, tbh, like 'ooh dancing lady ... my handbook tells me they like drugs ... She mustn't have understood when she turned me down the first six times, better ask again.'
But we've all changed in 15 years, eh. And look - Keanu apparently went onto the exciting world of stalking!
@crila, "came out that he was straight". Love it ;)
ReplyDeleteLeaves alleged controlling asshole as he was controlling and assholish. Takes up with Sean Penn. yup, she sure saw the error of her wayside that's the case.
ReplyDeleteSweet November made me cry :(
ReplyDeleteDidn't he try to marry a sheep once?
ReplyDeleteEnty can't have Keanu in love with Charlize, but also be gay. Pick one and stick with it!
ReplyDeletePs...my Keanu wouldn't stalk anyone... :-(
Blaze818 is right. He's almost openly gay these days.
ReplyDelete@lazyday I don't know what that has to do with anything.
ReplyDeleteThis was revealed with Keanu, but not Charlize, though she was the popular guess.
ReplyDeleteOK, so hear me out. I'm a little late to this party, so I don't know how many will read this. You know that whole Keanu is an immortal thing that's going around the interwebs... After having watched 47 Ronin (which is actually an AWESOME kung-fu flick..it wasn't meant to be oscar nominated, it told a story beautifully) where there is a "half-breed" samurai that helps avenge his father and save his love (the princess, of course). What if Keanu IS the "half-breed" from this tale and Charlize is the reincarnation of his princess? That's his struggle, he knows, but she doesn't. It would so explain the sad Keanu and if this is a true blind, his love for her. I like to think this is the truth.
ReplyDeleteum, werent they just seen having dinner together last year? they looked like friends to me i.e. she did not looked freaked out to be around him
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ReplyDeleteHeard/read way too many weird stories about Mr Reeves. I've read a blind that says he's secretly married and treats this wife like SHIT. I've also read that he is very controlling and intense in relationships and impossible to break up with...a male version of Paltrow.
ReplyDeleteI've loved Keanu since I was in my 20's and I'm first to say he's no acting phenom, but he's easy on the eyes and has had his own crappy upbringing and bad luck in his adult life. That being said, I don't believe he's a stalker. I mean, wouldn't you imagine Charlize laughing at him if he tried to be all serious-like and say, "No, you're coming with me!"
ReplyDeleteI still love you Keanu :)