I almost got beat up by a bodyguard this past weekend. I was drunk and wanted to see if the person was a celebrity because they were engaging in some blind item behavior.
OT Off topic; does this feel like an unexpected Christmas today?? All these huge reveals! So awesome (even if the Keanu reveal completely contradicts other BI aboot him)
Here's another OT since we all wonder what Renee Z is up to these days. My local paper says she and Daniel Craig are filming a film called The Whole Truth in Massachusetts right now. I really thought she fell off the face of the earth.
In shituations like that, Enty, it really pays to have a pair of tits handy. Flash those babies amd that security guard will forget what he was mad about.. ijs titties bring about world peace yo .
I don't know if y'all remember my bitch session I had a few weeks ago about my coworker but she got laid off the other day and now I feel bad for ragging on her..... Office getting smaller and smaller. Tis worrisome!
@WareCat - I know two others who have your birthday..My best friend all through high school and my first serious boyfriend. You're cool very confident peeps. You're also close to Mick Jagger's birthday.
OT Off topic; does this feel like an unexpected Christmas today?? All these huge reveals! So awesome (even if the Keanu reveal completely contradicts other BI aboot him)
ReplyDelete@ttm better than Xmas. No family rows or drunken relatives. Unless you count #stalkerkeanu,#virginbeyonce and #drunksean as members of your family.
DeleteRight, Violet?? Oh hey also, I saw a Violet offspring had a birthday the other day, happy belated to the little!
DeleteOkay that's just cool information, @TTM! I read back through the posts - your comment has me excited!
Delete#keanureeves
ReplyDelete#stalker
Warecat, how are those raviolis coming along?
ReplyDeleteWarecat needs a can opener for Christmas.
DeleteMy bday is July 23!
DeleteI'm registered @ Target.
Thnx guys!
They r nummy in my tummy.
Can you hold off on eating those raviolis that long, WareCat???
DeleteNice, Charlie!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, at least one Enty is definitely a pap.
ReplyDeleteY'all! Don't say "can opener" too many times. Horrible things could happen.
ReplyDeleteOh no!
DeleteThat horror is worse then saying Bloody Mary.
Ima zip it.
CAN OPENER!
ReplyDeleteCAN OPENER!
CAN OPENER!
Tsk tsk tsk.
DeleteShe's a stirring!
Here's another OT since we all wonder what Renee Z is up to these days. My local paper says she and Daniel Craig are filming a film called The Whole Truth in Massachusetts right now. I really thought she fell off the face of the earth.
ReplyDeleteIn shituations like that, Enty, it really pays to have a pair of tits handy. Flash those babies amd that security guard will forget what he was mad about.. ijs titties bring about world peace yo .
ReplyDeleteI don't know if y'all remember my bitch session I had a few weeks ago about my coworker but she got laid off the other day and now I feel bad for ragging on her..... Office getting smaller and smaller. Tis worrisome!
ReplyDeleteUr still there, Sugar!
Delete#positivethoughts
#karmasabetch
#udouboo
Yes, hang in there and see Eross post above, lol
Delete@WareCat - I know two others who have your birthday..My best friend all through high school and my first serious boyfriend. You're cool very confident peeps. You're also close to Mick Jagger's birthday.
ReplyDeleteHave fun with the raviolis.
No ways, Sherry!
DeleteThat's so rad!
I kno nobody in real life that shares my day of birth.
Only celebs, r Harry Potter & Woody Harrelson.