Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2013

"I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two years. Of course I am looking at other people."

A list celebrity/singer talking about his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife.

Chris Martin


44 comments:

  1. for fuck sakes. I would rather about Teen Mom at this point. These 2 are so boring!

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  2. LOL!!! I agree with Derek

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  3. Whelp. I guessed too low, Sandy.

    Morning Derek!

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  4. Is this going to be an All Goop Day? If so, I can get some work done.

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  5. Anonymous8:05 AM

    From what her ex's have stated she is a straight missionary position person & doesn't do anything.

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    1. Guess she should have messed with a Missionary Man instead.

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  6. Did Chris name his band before or after he married Gwyneth??

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  7. Oh. My. God. I hit publish and the next thing I knew Goop was looking down on me from the sidebar.

    *shudder*

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  8. Enty should start a pool. How long until Goop is out with her new beau? Which one will it be?

    I say one month and the Glee producer.

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  9. Obviously. Precious control freaks with food issues are not good at sexy things.

    *eats second serving of cheescake with fingers*

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  10. I was thinking about her outdoor pizza oven last night as I put my Tombstone peperoni in the convection oven...

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  11. @Gayeld Maybe it was a Goop pop-up nag reminder to moisturize :o

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    1. @Leekalicious. All I can think is, "Oh God, she's watching us." How long until she sends whatever passes for a minion in her world to "cleanse" us all?

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    2. OOH! I like "pop-up nag"!

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  12. Wait! So after 2 years you get a green light? Is this in the manual?

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  13. hey K! Yes I am having a good MOURNING of this devastating break-up ; )
    This conscious separation is making me unconscious with boredom...
    Hey Orv! It was Lisa Turtles b-day yesterday!!!

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  14. Hey Derek!!! No one sent me any gifts:(

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  15. @Ray I just thought, since it's named Coldplay, it might have been Gwyneth inspired.

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  16. Orvilla, better late than never. Happy belated
    Lark Voorhies Day?

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  17. I'm confused. How do we equate this ice queen Goop with the Goop who rides the EEEE train?

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  18. @K-lol--There we are doing our thang!

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  19. Who will be the next idiot to date her?

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  20. 2yrs no sex? Dude definitely fucked that random in their marital bed to try and get Goop to break up with him.

    After 2 months of no sex with my ex, I was seriously considering jerking off on her back each night before I went to sleep. Or just watching porn in the bedroom and jacking it while she slept.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Lol

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    2. I used to flick the bean in bed next to my ex every time he drank too much and passed out. I'd never have lasted even 2 months.

      (Apologies for the overshare, it's been a long work day and my mental filter has degraded).

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  21. I win and it's not even afternoon yet and we have at least 2 more reveals to go today!!

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  22. Murielle-You made me guffaw! Nothing worse than being boring in bed.

    Remember Epiphany, it was Goop who claimed she said EEEE not anyone else who claimed she did it.

    Who goes 2 years without sex and puts up with it? Even if my husband is mad at me I can get him to put out

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  23. Totally agree Derek! I hate nasty snotty Goopy! All this crap about her and her henpecked idiot soon to be ex is making me miss the freakng Kartrashians!!!!

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  24. His A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife who is A on Enty's A to D list.

    How did Gwyneth Paltrow go from A-/B+ to A between October 2013 and March 2014.

    Don't rely on the list to solve blinds, I guess!

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  25. who'd he say that to?

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  26. Anyone see that article in TMZ (I think) where they ask Chris his favorite Rolling Stones song and he states, "'She's So Cold'" without missing a beat?

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  27. AKM, at least he's saying that he's still hot for her.

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  28. The EEEE thing is all about control. She's riding them.

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  29. @Sarah: Hope you wiped your fingers on his upper lip :)

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  30. Good morning! Do I need my Hazmat suit to cope with all the glutinous Goopy fun today??

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  31. His band's name is Coldplay -- and he's British. For fuck's sake, in the same TMZ clip he says the band is named after the song, which almost certainly would have to be the case even if he didn't spell it out.

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  32. I figured the band name was an homage to sex with Goop.

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  33. Kate Hudson was willing to oblige. She likes her "rock" stars. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  34. Nailed it!-me
    Rarely nailed it!-CM

    One of the rare ones I was sure of being right.

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