Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Blind Item #9

"I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two years. Of course I am looking at other people."

A list celebrity/singer talking about his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife.

31 comments:

Kristin said...

Kidman and Urban? He ranks higher? Wtf?

blog hopper said...

JT and Biel?

Renoblondee said...

Kidman and Urban

texas rose said...

@Kristin - agree. He is hot now in the new country world- she has dropped in her world.

MerryB said...

Chris Martin and GOOP

Folly said...

Robin Thicke, he's the answer for every singer.

Marty McFly said...

+1 Merry

Wish Goopy would have a public scandal of epic proportions. Not this little crap but like her having sex with Jay Z would be outed with proof. I'd really like to see her knocked down a couple of pegs. Is that wrong?

Nutty_Flavor said...

It does sound like Nicole and Keith.

Cue the usual paid commenters who have seen them at dance classes-yoga classes-the grocery store-the urologist in Nashville and think they are very much in love and very lovely people.

pegd said...

LOL Nutty!!! Classic!

Harry Knuckles said...

Nicole has always seemed very strange to me. Mental problem strange. She was fake married to Cruise for something like 10 years and was apparently content to continue that arrangement for the rest of her life. Cruise had no choice but to kick her to the curb when she was publicly busted cheating, otherwise she would still be married to the little freak. How can a woman live like that? She likes guys, I don't think she's gay or bi. She's turned her back on the kids she adopted with Cruise and now that she's with Urban, she treats him like poop and apparently gets her sexy on with her longtime fitness trainer. Just seems like an odd way to live, like she's not all there in the head.

SophiaB said...

Nope. Not at ALLLLL. Sitting VERY still, popcorn popper and martini supplies at the ready. She is primed and just about ripe for THE BIG ONE. Feeling sad for her kids, but this bitch is nuts and I for one am hoping the meltdown includes a permanent loss of custody. I rarely wish that on even the craziest married celebs bc there are nannies, but that scooter/bus stunt took away my very last doubt about her fitness as a PET OWNER let alone a MOTHER.

WareCat said...

i thought GOOP too.

Count Jerkula said...

Toss up between Goop and Kidman. I'll say Kidman, because I figure Marting is long past just looking.

SophiaB said...

I think you spend enough time in isolation you lose your mind. I think she had to be careful what she said after the divorce. The CO$ was much more dangerous and threatening then. I also believe that while she was on top professionally, she had 'coverage' for the weirdness. Now, she has less money, is aging badly, desperate to hold on to the glimmer of fame and beauty, and no longer has the top designers, stylists, and make-up artists clamoring to work with her.

I also suspect she is asexual at this point. She really does not look like one bit of fun in the sack. Maybe if she got into domming, she might be effective, but sexy? Nope.

We do not see much of her daughters, which I find astonishing given her propensity to be photographed regularly. It is surprising she and Keith do not show up at kids movie premiers, events, whatever. They would likely be paid handsomely for showing up. Maybe she learned her lesson from TommyGirl trouble. Maybe she knows her kids would be a target. Maybe she forgets they are alive. Off to Google now. TATA!

SophiaB said...

+100,000,000,000,000,000. DUH.

Rach Around said...

Oooh! That's rough! 2 fucking years? And he's only looking? Sexual neglect is no joke!

Rach Around said...

And I feel bad (for our) Nic. She was bullied and didn't have Katie's family support, strength and cunning. She was cut off from her kids. Adopted or not, they are her kids.

nurysp said...

i agree nicole is batshit crazy

warmislandsun said...

She wasn't always like this. Scientology and the aftermath really messed her up for the long run. She used to be just a nice, beautiful Aussie.

ktmonster said...

How is kidman "mostly movie," has she ever done TV? Honestly can't think of any off the top of my head.

Renoblondee said...

@ktmonster She did that Hemingway series on HBO or Showtime or whichever.

Lily said...

Chris Martin

mngddess said...

I saw a gif of JT from SNL and Jessica Biel was hugging him from the back. He looked so - ambivalent. Like his sister was hugging him.

B said...

Is Kidman still considered A list?

Sherry said...

Wow..I couldn't go that long without sex. Screw that!

di butler said...

Yup. Goopster & Martin. The Vegan hummus between two pieces of Wonder bread couple.

Anna said...

I think you're all wrong. This is another blame-the-woman blind. The wife probably stopped sleeping with him because he's a man-'ho and she's digusted and doesn't want to join the STD 0f The Month Club. He's not going to admit this to his friends, so he's spinning it.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Marty:
YESSS! I also hope this happens, I am actually very excited about it.

Also because Beyonce has the same fake image and smile as Goop. Goop and Jay-z, Ohhh that would be amazing. Goop and Bey can finally stop keeping up appearances after that, eventhough I doubt Bey would leave Jay. Goop will just pretend she was already divorced and it is of course not her fault. She ate mcDonalds, which made her mental. An excuse like that would be so her!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

And I agree that Kidman is asexual. She seems very neurotic, robot like. Maybe a side effect from her marriage to Tommy-girl.
I can't imagine her in bed with someone, besides pretending she is sleeping or staring at the ceiling while Keith sleeps.

anon said...

The thing I can never figure out about Kidman is the Lenny Kravitz engagement. That dude is sex on a stick - I have a hard time believe he would get engaged to a frigid ice queen.

Count Jerkula said...

@anon: I keep hearing that engagement mentioned, but they didn't go through with it though. What happened?