October 30, 2013
This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Happy Goop Reveal Day!
ReplyDeleteI got this one first cause I am AMAZING! I wanna hear about her divorce from Madonna!
ReplyDeleteMe too, Derek. I'm sure it's so much juicier than her been over for a while marriage.
DeleteDerek got this one. Sandybrook vs Derek in the GOOP reveal death arena!
ReplyDeleteBoring by association, Enterns. Think about it.
ReplyDeleteOh Gwyn where did it all go wrong
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Actually this one was funny. Note to next b/f make sure she smokes plenty of pot so you get laid.
ReplyDelete@Enty Hawhawhaw at sphincter muscles!
ReplyDeleteGoopy was with Pitt for years, he is still one of the biggest pot heads you will ever meet. Yes, she & Aniston despite the good girl image they put out toke up.
ReplyDeletelol at all the commenters here
ReplyDeleteMy god! Does she really think the entire world us tracking her every move? That we all cant start our day til we see what shes up to? She has problems fo sho id she thinks that. Newsflash goop-we dont care what you're doing, or whether or not u are divorcing soon or spend time readingvinto every pic of u we see. Thats YOUR bag of tricks, not ours.
ReplyDeleteGoopy relaxed sphincter muscles. Oh dear.
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DeleteIs this 7 or 8 so far? Dumbass me and 5!
ReplyDeleteAnd we've got 7 more years to sift thru at least.
Pot smells like ass. I support legalization but keep it the eff outta my house.
ReplyDeleteI love how Enty has decided it's b/c someone would take her picture and not because, you know, she has two young kids in the house or doesn't want it stinking up her linens.
My response is from David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused...'it would be much cooler if she did'
ReplyDeleteIt's lunch time. I'm betting there's a Goop-related special. There's no escaping today's Goop theme.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @ a goop related lunch time special. It would be kale sprinkled with a bit of fresh lemon juice, no?
ReplyDeleteQuinoa and rice
ReplyDeleteSurprising. Control freak broads usually don't go for the weed.
ReplyDeleteDo yerself a favor and never eat shrooms or drop acid with a control freak (dude or chick). High likelihood of them ruining your trip by bugging the fuck out.
Quick question what is coke bloat? I thought it made you skinny not fat
ReplyDelete@GatorGirl: It all depends on how you use it, I think. If you are using everyday, then skinny. If you binge on the weekend w/ coke, and don't eat, then you may tend to binge eat in the days following. Plus, many on the coke probably guzzle beer/booze, giving them many empty calories.
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ReplyDelete90's Gwyneth used to actually be fun. Da Hell happened to her?
ReplyDeleteMy trainer is always telling me to eat more Quinoa. Probably heard Gwyn endorse it.
Fun house mirror Wendy?
ReplyDeleteI would stick with oatmeal or grits Jason, everything I've read about Quinoa (aside from the protests) seems unappetizing.
snippet from Radar...
ReplyDelete>Paltrow in the chat said she’s turned to her Hollywood parents, the late Bruce Paltrow, and mother Blythe Danner, for advice how to navigate the storms with the “Speed of Sound” singer. “I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mom stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.’ I think that’s what happens. When two people throw in the towel at the same time, then you break up, but if one person’s saying, ‘Come on, we can do this,’ you carry on.” Later in the exchange, she said that even if they would end up apart, she’d know she picked a winner in life. “I respect him so much as the father of my children — like, I made such a good choice. He’s a good dad.”<
@Wendy: George Peppard?
ReplyDeleteQuinoa is yummy.. can't wait for the next nutrition trend, it's almost like we've all been eating Soylent Green for decades
ReplyDeletePurple Bubba Kush
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DeleteI confess I like quinoa too.
ReplyDeleteSunshine..I'm familiar with Purple Kush but not the Bubba part of it.
@NomNom83
ReplyDeleteMaybe. But I guess she doesn't live in a one bed appartment. Couldn't she have a room dedicated to the smoking thing. I would recommend a sofabed, a lava lamp, a seagrass rug and reggae music. Am sure Goop would like it.
I am free for any interior design advices she needs.
I'm no prude, and I don't let anybody smoke anything in my house.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the cool young actress who showed up to The Anniversary Party with all the ecstasy? That's when the party really took off.
ReplyDelete"Yes, she & Aniston despite the good girl image they put out toke up."
ReplyDeleteOh, Jennifer's never hid that. I remember a RS interview -- at least I THINK it was RS -- and she was talking about how much she loved the ganja "in moderation." This was in the mid-'90's, so it's never been a secret as long as I've been a fan of hers. (Yes, I like her. Hee hee.)
Quinoa is the only protein perfect plant. It's amazing!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she doesn't want people smoking pot in her house, because having that "rule" is a way to avoid having a bunch of guys - or girls - getting stoned, lazying around and raiding her precious fridge. Or, as in my case, not having that influence around her children, who will get it plenty growing up around movie and music industry. Off to take a shower now; feel dirty even semi-defending this elitist uneducated dumbass twat .
ReplyDeleteStoners would starve to death in her house.
ReplyDeleteGoopy with relaxed sphincter muscles??? I would be afraid of getting frostbite having more conventional sex with her. My mind can't process her giving up her starfish.
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